the bible is not made up
wish the apocalypse
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[3/29/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Greg Lively
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Oh yeah, that'll REALLY happen.
3/29/2007 5:32:04 PM
What a convincing argument. All evidence to the contrary be damned, a 13 year old on the internet has proven the bible true!
3/29/2007 5:51:18 PM
The bible is false.
See how convincing I was? Oh wait, no.
3/31/2007 11:11:33 PM
If that's her birthday in her screen name, she's actually 19, which makes it all the sadder because she still sounds like a 13 year old girl.
3/31/2007 11:54:52 PM
Well excu-u-u-u-u-u-se me.
4/1/2007 12:13:04 AM
This is your brain on fundamentalism. Any questions?
4/1/2007 6:59:52 AM
how do you hope to make a good argument when you cant even make a readable sentence?
4/1/2007 8:29:42 AM
4/8/2007 7:55:55 AM
Geez, sounds like a school yard taunt.
4/8/2007 1:41:50 PM
I'm saved! Praise Jeebus I see the light!
4/8/2007 3:31:32 PM
Awesome Argument :)
4/9/2007 3:51:50 AM
I was convinced until I realised that you didn't even manage to spell 'shut up' correctly once. After that, you lost all credibility.
4/10/2007 2:26:02 PM
Vocalisation or coherence problem?, or both?
4/11/2007 7:35:38 PM
Wish the Apocalypse?
Wish the Apocalypse what?
Wish the Apocalypse would stop playing his rap music so loudly after 9:00 PM?
Wish the Apocalypse would lend me some money for Mozzarella sticks?
Wish the Apocalypse would return my weed-whacker?
Because the Apocalypse won't do any of that.
He's a dick.
4/11/2007 8:32:09 PM
wish you a book
4/12/2007 4:13:54 PM
No, YOU shut up!
4/12/2007 4:56:40 PM
Taking a page from Billo himself, are ye?
4/12/2007 5:19:13 PM
Who can resist such a cogent argument?
Wish the Apocalypse a happy birthday.
4/12/2007 6:09:54 PM
what an eloquent argument.
4/12/2007 6:15:36 PM
The Apocalypse HATES Birthdays.
Especially if there's a clown.
4/12/2007 8:15:09 PM
Poor, brainwashed child...
4/12/2007 8:54:39 PM
@ Mr. Vorhias:
No, it's not a page from Billo unless she says, \"Stop tawking! Stop tawking! Shut up! Cut her mic!\"
~Happycat (formerly mjonesQuaker)
4/12/2007 10:17:15 PM
Eh. Half-way there, you gotta admit.
4/12/2007 11:16:49 PM
[Keith Olbermann] carolgirl881015: Today's Worst Person on the Internet!!!! [/Keith Olbermann]
4/13/2007 12:41:37 AM
That argument is as effective as sticking your fingers in your ears and going \"La-la-la!\"
4/13/2007 3:33:38 AM