Quote# 22822

Hey, dude. Wake up. You're a follower of your father, the devil.
You will be in hell if you don't shape up buddy. You're just upset because
we are exposing your evil and twisted lies.
Remember the truth will always reveal itself and it always goes through darkness. You've messed with the wrong site, man. There are Yawheh fearing Christians on here who practice spiritual warfare, so we aren't affected by your rubbish nonsense. You best be repenting before it's too late man.

Uribe, The Resistence Manifesto 43 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Saying dude and buddy just makes you look funny as shit.

3/31/2007 8:16:11 AM


\"spiritual warfare\"? Does that even MEAN anything?

3/31/2007 8:19:36 AM


Atheists are evil, and all the while your dumbass god is out killing people with floods, hunger, disease, lightning, earthquakes, volcanoes, tornadoes and so on. And as if that wasn't enough, then he goes and condemns good, innocent people to eternal fiery torture for not falling for his lies. Now, how do atheists compare here?

3/31/2007 8:29:03 AM


that site is very fucked up...

3/31/2007 8:30:00 AM


You know, \"spiritual warfare.\" Just like Al Qaeda.

Sooner or later \"God is gonna git ya\" turns into \"I'm gonna git ya in the name of God,\" because sooner or later people who threaten things like \"spiritual warfare\" turn to more conventional means when all their praying and speaking in tongues doesn't actually change anything to be like they wanted it to.

I'm about as worried about Yahweh coming after me as I am about Santa Claus leaving a lump of coal under the tree.

3/31/2007 11:56:40 AM

Man Called True

Uribe, a quick message: You aren't Linc from the Mod Squad. You just come off like a tool when you keep saying \"man\".

And by the way - hell doesn't exist and God isn't going to get us. Both are constructs your side came up with to make itself feel better about treating atheists like shit.

3/31/2007 12:08:09 PM


\"Spiritual warfare?\" Is that when you erect barriers in your mind to keep novel ideas away and defend them with everything you've got?

3/31/2007 12:17:28 PM


Okay, show me your spiritual warfare and I'll introduce you to wooden-plank-with-a-large-rusty-nail-in-it warfare.

3/31/2007 2:18:39 PM


I heard that they have pussy in hell. I'm goin' there.

3/31/2007 2:40:43 PM

D Laurier

what the fuck?

3/31/2007 3:23:32 PM


I think \"spiritual warfare\" is just another idea like prayer. It can make one feel as if one is doing something for the cause even when one is not, kind of like whistling in the dark.

3/31/2007 3:44:32 PM

Would it be accurate to describe Fundy-anity as 'a bipolar death cult'?

3/31/2007 4:25:32 PM


Oh shit spiritual infantrymen just hit my house. SAVE YOURSELVES! CONVERT BEFORE THE SPIRIT BULLETS HIT YOU! OH GOD, MAN DOWN!

3/31/2007 4:25:35 PM


Spiritual warfare is the term used by fundamentalists to describe the danger of reason and knowledge on unsupported belief.

3/31/2007 5:33:49 PM


Careful, fellas. He's a level 9 wizard.

3/31/2007 6:24:21 PM


\"Careful, fellas. He's a level 9 wizard.\"

With a rod that gives him +10 to Smiting?

*is scared*

3/31/2007 6:51:42 PM

Brian X

Nah, not a wizard, a cleric. He gets all his spells by praying for them.

Spiritual warfare? Uh, yeah. A figment of the paranoid fundy imagination. It's actually rather sad that people think praying is taking action. I do a lot of community affairs programming at the local TV station for a woman who's a devout Christian and staunch Republican (the latter of which is decidedly weird for someone who's such an obvious hippie) and the stuff of a religious nature that she does is always very proactive and charity-related. While I don't always agree with the way the Salvation Army (for example) is run, I admire their mission.

3/31/2007 7:33:20 PM

Old Viking

Hey, dude, you're living in the 21st Century. Why don't you grow up,act like an adult, and try to learn something before it's too late.

3/31/2007 8:17:03 PM


HAHAHAHAHA silly little fundy!

4/1/2007 1:42:56 AM


So sayeth The Big Scary Internet Man. *shiver*

4/2/2007 1:58:55 AM

Satan has children now?, children who don´t believe in God, the guy who expelled their daddy from paradise?, this is new to me. Upset because he´s in a site with all those fearing Christian idiots who are unable to debate?, I think that the one who is scared is you.

4/4/2007 7:27:31 PM


You've messed with the wrong site, man. There are Yawheh fearing Christians on here who practice spiritual warfare, so we aren't affected by your rubbish nonsense.

You best be repenting before it's too late man.

4/7/2007 12:58:19 AM


What are you, idiot years old? GROW UP AND LEAVE YOUR FEAR BEHIND(I'm not Jim Cunningham, by the way).

4/8/2008 10:17:19 AM


Wouldn't Yahweh be the JEWISH god?

6/8/2008 8:56:14 PM

Dr. Gus

Now I am scared, what kind of spiritual weaponry has your imaginary... er spiritual army got? Are they at least some really sci-fi cool looking assault spiritual rifles?

6/8/2008 9:12:24 PM

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