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#197796
Man Called True
\"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging; whoever is deceived thereby is but a fool.\" - Proverbs 20:1
Of course, this is referring to drunken behavior. Nothing says tipping back a glass every once in a while is bad.
4/1/2007 5:00:06 AM
#197994
MrGoodBytes
Water To Wine Award seconded.
4/1/2007 10:19:33 AM
#197999
Blue Lithium
@ Beelzebubbles - Don't forget to invite Lot.
4/1/2007 10:22:55 AM
#198652
Traitor1
Damn, try reading the Bible and working on your reading comprehension skills. That should solve you idiocy problem.
4/2/2007 3:15:02 AM
#198654
socktree
Sweety, God made alcohol so we can be happy.
Irish Creme + Irish Whiskey actually helps me get more work done after reading your crap.
4/2/2007 3:21:30 AM
#198655
Skeptical
Ugh. Bro. Randy really needs to stop. As others have pointed out, hello, Cana?? Water into wine? Ring a bell Randy? How about Paul suggesting Timothy take a little wine for his stomach's sake, as in medicinally? How about Noah - yes, he drank a little too much and that was bad, but it wasn't unfermented grape juice he was drinking, was it? The only admonitions in the bible are against very strong wine and drunkenness.
And now I'm going to have a pint of brandy. And it's strong and I'm going to get at least tipsy from it. And I'm still not going to hell, Brother Randy. Seriously.
4/2/2007 3:21:32 AM
#198728
Finkel
It makes me thinkg of that Welch's grape juice where the girl smacks her lips, I can just imagine Jesus smacking his lips at the last supper.
4/2/2007 6:26:51 AM
#198850
Flatworm
fermented wine as opposed to what other kind of wine?
Isn't that kind of like banning secreted milk?
4/2/2007 4:55:27 PM
#198920
David D.G.
I think that Bro. Randy doesn't want them drinking wine so they'll be that much more thirsty for his Kool-Aid. Probably grape flavor.
~David D.G.
4/2/2007 5:34:56 PM
#201326
So, the Last Supper was a bachanal?, what about those parables of Jesus and the wedding in Cannaa?
4/4/2007 7:12:28 PM
#203501
Adrian
Gah! Even the smart things he does, he does them for crazy reasons...
Originally posted by Axver
Jesus went to hell then?
Guess I'll be joining him! *pours a glass of riesling*
Ah, an amateur of Alsacian wine? That's the region where I was born ^^
Originally posted by David D.G.
I think that Bro. Randy doesn't want them drinking wine so they'll be that much more thirsty for his Kool-Aid. Probably grape flavor.
You'd think that the fat perv would love to get his followers dead drunk... (at least the cute female ones)
4/7/2007 4:36:18 AM
#294262
malendras
Fuck that, I'm getting hammered.
9/24/2007 6:17:13 PM
#294266
malendras
On a side note, isn't it nearly impossible to not drink ANY alcohol? As far as I know yeast floats through the air, and would thus end up fermenting any mix of water and sugar.
9/24/2007 6:20:03 PM
#294308
Hawker Hurricane
The Song of Solomon, chapter 1, verse 2 disagrees...
9/24/2007 7:12:12 PM
#294317
Puck
I personally think boy Randy lives in mortal terror of In vino veritas.
That's the cool thing about social drinking...the things you always wanted to say to people but never did, just come bubbling up.
So with Randy, he's probably liable to get his ass kicked...or his throat slit.
9/24/2007 7:31:58 PM
#294481
Jesus
It's not what goes into your mouth that matters, but rather what comes out.
Now stop bastardizing my teachings.
9/25/2007 12:33:36 AM
#312491
Jesus drank wine. though you deny that too because you're an idiot.
10/17/2007 3:18:30 PM
#312526
Giga Guess
We all know Jesus turned water into wine...guess he just meant it as a test. Like father like son, I suppose...
10/17/2007 4:23:42 PM
#312555
Mr. Saturday
If alcohol is sinful, Christopher Hitchens could in theory become the new Satan upon his death. Wicked. Someone break out the scotch!
10/17/2007 4:54:35 PM
#312602
Jake Steel
there was wine at the last supper randy.
10/17/2007 6:15:36 PM
#312638
Josh
Okay, so did Jesus turn water into grape soda then?
10/17/2007 7:27:28 PM
#312639
Josh
I just saw that this was written by Bro. Randy. Now I'm not so surprised.
10/17/2007 7:28:43 PM
#312653
Jim
WTF.
10/17/2007 7:52:55 PM
#312662
Martin
Then Bro. Randy doesn't eat bread. (bread is made with yeast which produces alcohol).
But he saved himself by saying drink...vodka and jell-o for all!!!
10/17/2007 8:17:28 PM
#312680
Hyena
Well... I'm going to Hell. But that's okay. I'm pretty sure all the cool people are going to be there anyway. Like Jesus.
10/17/2007 8:41:56 PM
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