I am a junior at Harvard Westlake
I haven't decided on becoming the President of the United States or being a comedian, both in which I would be the best.
Eeffoc is my code name
I enjoy surfing, lacrosse, proving people wrong, being right, driving my 05 Honda Pilot and the knowledge that I am smarter then 99% of everyone else.
Eeffoc's Take On
All women should look like Jessica Biel but act like June Cleaver. Being fat, ugly and a woman is not okay. The worst thing America has done was "liberate" ; women. Sure it was fun when they started to give it out like free samples at Costco in the 1960's but now we are left with evil women like Nancy Grace, Hillary Clinton and women who cuts open pregant women to steal their baby.
Feminism= Man Hate
Lesbians= Man Hate
Women Rights is not logical
Most immigrants are criminals who do not want to be American. They want to live in America because they hate their homeland. But the first thing they do when they get here is try to change America to reflect their homelands as much as possible. Then they demand amnesty and wave the Mexican flags. These people should be deported or sent to Iraq. If you lived in America for more then 20 years and still cannot speak English your ass has gots togo! Look at LAPD's most wanted and all but two people are immigrants. No Amnesty.
Liberals are no different then terrorists. Liberals want to the US to become vunerable to terrorist attacks and takeover so that they can do they same thing that liberal Devil Bush is doing- offer security for complete surrender of constitution. Why else would they be defend terrorists but not our soilders? Why else would they make it so that terrorists can sue soliders? Liberals should be executed.
The Following People Have Declared A "Jihad"(? ) And "Fawta"(? ) Agianest Me
eeffoc2, IMDb 78 Comments
[4/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: offthepigs
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I don't know about you guys, but I, for one, am totally convinced that he's smarter than 99% of the rest of the world. The spelling errors are particularly good signs of genius.
4/2/2007 5:16:40 AM
This isn't really fundie, it's bigoted.
4/2/2007 5:19:03 AM
Cat of Many Faces
nice try but you can't pawn bush off on us you retard.
4/2/2007 5:36:07 AM
Somehow, I doubt your credentials.
4/2/2007 5:41:52 AM
Shouldn't this be in RSTDT?
4/2/2007 5:48:00 AM
This is more appropriate for Bigots Say The Darndest Things.
4/2/2007 5:52:44 AM
Napoleon the Clown
I think this is a case of Poe... If not:
Feminism (in its true sense) is about equality.
I have more than one lesbian friend.
4/2/2007 6:24:24 AM
This can not be a real person. The world would have imploded long ago. Right? Right??
*hides and weeps in closet*
4/2/2007 6:30:04 AM
Rather than tear this mo-dette to shreds, I'll just point one thing out: some robust women are stunningly beautiful. Queen Latifah? Kate Winslet? mjonesQuaker?
Just bustin' with that last one, kids. ;-)
4/2/2007 6:43:53 AM
This was just massively stupid until the last few lines. \"I hate all these people and now they don't like me. Clearly, I'm the one being persecuted here!\" Now THAT'S a solid 5.
4/2/2007 6:50:26 AM
How is it possible for such an intelligent person to be so ignorant?
4/2/2007 7:27:15 AM
No, you are a 14 year old troll. And a pillock.
(See, you were right, the UK does hate you).
4/2/2007 7:42:53 AM
EVIDENCE that ignorance is contagious.
Dude has a nasty case.
So following his advice:
everyone should just shoot him perhaps?
Lest he beget any offspring.
And regarding the question of how someone so intelligent could be this way?
Please do not confuse being educated as intelligence.
4/2/2007 7:52:44 AM
This stinks of troll. I call Poe.
And what on Earth is up with his username being 'coffee' spelled backwards?! Can I be aococ aloC-acoC?
4/2/2007 4:03:56 PM
\"I am smarter than 99% of everyone else.\"????? If you truly are smarter than half of your junior class, Harvard Westlake must be a remedial school! You better fear females twerp, my ten year-old daughter would eat your lunch in a debate and she doesn't even consider herself a feminist (yet). Have a nice day, weinie!PS June Cleaver was way too much woman for you, she'd tear your little wimp heinie up with a belt for being a brat.
4/2/2007 4:13:00 PM
Well done. You've managed to get into a holy war with what I imagine is about 50% of the world's population. Surprisingly enough, a significant number of non-religious people seem to have declared a holy war on you there too.
4/2/2007 4:15:11 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Well, this is just 99% wrong. The only thing he got right is that Nancy Grace is evil.
4/2/2007 4:17:17 PM
well, you are certainly a comedian... i hope.
because if you aren't you're a twit.
4/2/2007 4:25:31 PM
Awww, the little boy has a code name. How precious.
4/2/2007 4:47:08 PM
I love how he throws the name of his school in there, probably hoping people will see the name \"Harvard\" and assume that he's in an Ivy League university. Harvard-Westlake is a prep school in Los Angeles.
4/2/2007 5:03:43 PM
The stupider they are, the smarter they think themselves to be.
4/2/2007 5:27:06 PM
4/2/2007 5:48:07 PM
He seems to be trying to mislead people into believing he's a college student, when in fact he's in a prep school.
And nothing says \"I'm smarter than everyone!\" like glaring spelling and grammar errors.
4/2/2007 6:14:34 PM
I would never vote for you.
liberal Devil Bush
And I'm sorry, Il Duncé is a lot closer to you than he is to us.
4/2/2007 6:21:33 PM
Have your school's English teachers also issued a fatwa against you?
4/2/2007 6:27:53 PM
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