Quote# 22866
I am a junior at Harvard Westlake
I haven't decided on becoming the President of the United States or being a comedian, both in which I would be the best.
Eeffoc is my code name
I enjoy surfing, lacrosse, proving people wrong, being right, driving my 05 Honda Pilot and the knowledge that I am smarter then 99% of everyone else.
Eeffoc's Take On
Women
All women should look like Jessica Biel but act like June Cleaver. Being fat, ugly and a woman is not okay. The worst thing America has done was "liberate" ; women. Sure it was fun when they started to give it out like free samples at Costco in the 1960's but now we are left with evil women like Nancy Grace, Hillary Clinton and women who cuts open pregant women to steal their baby.
Feminism= Man Hate
Lesbians= Man Hate
Women Rights is not logical
Immigrants
Most immigrants are criminals who do not want to be American. They want to live in America because they hate their homeland. But the first thing they do when they get here is try to change America to reflect their homelands as much as possible. Then they demand amnesty and wave the Mexican flags. These people should be deported or sent to Iraq. If you lived in America for more then 20 years and still cannot speak English your ass has gots togo! Look at LAPD's most wanted and all but two people are immigrants. No Amnesty.
Liberals
Liberals are no different then terrorists. Liberals want to the US to become vunerable to terrorist attacks and takeover so that they can do they same thing that liberal Devil Bush is doing- offer security for complete surrender of constitution. Why else would they be defend terrorists but not our soilders? Why else would they make it so that terrorists can sue soliders? Liberals should be executed.
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The Following People Have Declared A "Jihad"(? ) And "Fawta"(? ) Agianest Me
UK
Coloreds
Muslims
Liberals
Homos
eeffoc2,
IMDb 78 Comments [4/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: offthepigs
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#199019
D Laurier
You have a code name,
But do you have spandex...?
Do you have a cool headquarters with a supercomputer and a landing pad for aircraft?
I call this one \"wannabe supervillian\"
4/2/2007 6:37:51 PM
#199029
MAGPie
What a douchebag...
4/2/2007 6:40:57 PM
#199049
JP
I was going to give his grammar the benefit of assuming he was foreign, until I got to the immigrants section. Dude, you are not smarter than 99% of anything.
4/2/2007 6:52:54 PM
#199051
Brian X
Wait till you get to college, kiddo. Academia is not kind to the likes of you -- not because you're conservative, but because you're a jerkoff.
4/2/2007 6:53:55 PM
#199052
Brian X
Oh, and conservative comedians can be funny, but conservative comedy usually isn't. Bear that in mind.
4/2/2007 6:54:27 PM
#199076
BunyipGirl
A bit paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur.
4/2/2007 7:08:55 PM
#199086
Puck
And a tip of the tinfoil topper to you, Junior.
4/2/2007 7:14:21 PM
#199101
szenah
The Following People Have Declared A \"Jihad\"(? ) And \"Fawta\"(? ) Agianest Me
UK
Coloreds
Muslims
Liberals
Homos \"
Face it, dude, none of those people even know you exist.
4/2/2007 7:20:41 PM
#199123
Witty Name Here
This so totally a Poe.
4/2/2007 7:37:34 PM
#199167
aurelia
wOw! Borat's English has improved some since he's been in America!
4/2/2007 8:06:20 PM
#199240
Old Viking
But I thought being President and being a comedian are the same thing.
4/2/2007 8:49:25 PM
#199256
pauline
...don't become a comedian.
4/2/2007 8:59:26 PM
#199257
Fed Up
Fatwas are a Muslim institution. Why would anyone else declare one against you?
Most people in the UK would call you an fucking idiot, but Jihad? Nobody cares that much.
4/2/2007 8:59:43 PM
#199393
Foster Disbelief
knowledge that I am smarter then 99% of everyone else.
I love the certainty that everytime you see the above claim, you know the person is about to prove themselves wrong.
4/2/2007 10:36:00 PM
#199409
Sandman
\"I enjoy surfing, lacrosse, proving people wrong, being right, driving my 05 Honda Pilot and the knowledge that I am smarter then 99% of everyone else.\"
So, you're saying you're an arrogant jackass?
\"All women should look like Jessica Biel but act like June Cleaver. Being fat, ugly and a woman is not okay.\"
Ah, I see you are actually an arrogant jackass mysoginist. Thanks for clearing that up.
\"Most immigrants are criminals who do not want to be American.\"
Dammit, I spoke too soon, you are an arrogant jackass mysoginist racist. Sigh, it's getting hard to keep up.
\"Liberals are no different then terrorists...Liberals should be executed.\"
STOP ADDING THINGS! Now I see that you are an arrogant jackass mysoginist racist fuckwad.
\"...liberal Devil Bush...\"
OK, OK, OK. Arrogant jackass mysoginist racist fuckwad political moron. You just HAD to add another thing, didn't you?
4/2/2007 10:48:02 PM
#199440
Puck
Those are the words of a mama's boy who doesn't get out much, I betcha.
4/2/2007 11:10:00 PM
#199460
BuddT
Warning this is what happens to fundies that go off to colleges and get thier stupid extreme righting wing philosophy and thier drug addiction to Cristal methamphetamines mixed up ...Now add no sleep 48 hours no sleep and watching Bush and Pat R speechs for 7 24
You get this psychotic right wing nut job.
He may not be dangerous now but just wait until he finds he gets more attention with a automatic assault weapon instead of his lap top and posting some fundie web site..
4/2/2007 11:35:18 PM
#199478
Ens
Poe++;
Troll++;
4/3/2007 12:08:29 AM
#199495
JustinGG
Seeing as you're so much smarter than I am, I'm going to assume that \"Agianest\" is not a brutal misspelling of \"against\" (as I originally figured), but is actually a word I have never encountered before, which means virtually the same thing.
4/3/2007 12:35:05 AM
#199496
Roxas
....we delcared a fatwah against some nondescript moron?
4/3/2007 12:35:20 AM
#199525
Amused
Virgin for Life award?
4/3/2007 1:11:41 AM
#199543
Big Mac
4/3/2007 1:35:11 AM
#199639
PhoenixUltima
This has got to be parody. I mean, most of it is bad enough, but with bigoted fundie assholes it can be hard to be sure. But calling George \"more money for my rich friends and fuck the rest of the world\" Bush a liberal isn't even crazy bizarro logic; it's just completely incomprehensible. Hell, trying to imagine Bush as a liberal is breaking my brain. frogot what i doing oh prety buton what hapen if i clik
4/3/2007 4:48:15 AM
#199643
Jacob
Trying to be the new Maddox are we?
Cute.
4/3/2007 4:56:09 AM
#199644
UberLutheran
Betcha eeffoc2 is going to die lonely and a virgin...
4/3/2007 4:57:08 AM
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