Quote# 22866
I am a junior at Harvard Westlake
I haven't decided on becoming the President of the United States or being a comedian, both in which I would be the best.
Eeffoc is my code name
I enjoy surfing, lacrosse, proving people wrong, being right, driving my 05 Honda Pilot and the knowledge that I am smarter then 99% of everyone else.
Eeffoc's Take On
Women
All women should look like Jessica Biel but act like June Cleaver. Being fat, ugly and a woman is not okay. The worst thing America has done was "liberate" ; women. Sure it was fun when they started to give it out like free samples at Costco in the 1960's but now we are left with evil women like Nancy Grace, Hillary Clinton and women who cuts open pregant women to steal their baby.
Feminism= Man Hate
Lesbians= Man Hate
Women Rights is not logical
Immigrants
Most immigrants are criminals who do not want to be American. They want to live in America because they hate their homeland. But the first thing they do when they get here is try to change America to reflect their homelands as much as possible. Then they demand amnesty and wave the Mexican flags. These people should be deported or sent to Iraq. If you lived in America for more then 20 years and still cannot speak English your ass has gots togo! Look at LAPD's most wanted and all but two people are immigrants. No Amnesty.
Liberals
Liberals are no different then terrorists. Liberals want to the US to become vunerable to terrorist attacks and takeover so that they can do they same thing that liberal Devil Bush is doing- offer security for complete surrender of constitution. Why else would they be defend terrorists but not our soilders? Why else would they make it so that terrorists can sue soliders? Liberals should be executed.
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The Following People Have Declared A "Jihad"(? ) And "Fawta"(? ) Agianest Me
UK
Coloreds
Muslims
Liberals
Homos
eeffoc2,
IMDb 78 Comments [4/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: offthepigs
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#199649
Miss Sweet
<<I am smarter then 99% of everyone else. >>
Not even on the smart bus, bitch.
4/3/2007 4:59:37 AM
#199712
Beccs
This is just plain stupid.
4/3/2007 6:44:22 AM
#199713
Ummu
I bet this guy is going to have to do a lot of growing up to do between now and when graduates high school (the school he mentions is an indpendant high school) Also, if he's so smart, why is advertising what school he goes to? There are only around 1500 kids that go to that school.
But I call troll. I think.
4/3/2007 6:45:29 AM
#199720
red cat
Australia hates you too!
4/3/2007 7:11:36 AM
#199823
Lupine
\"women who cuts open pregant women to steal their baby.\"
Lollers.
4/3/2007 11:25:12 AM
#200016
[i]McCulloch[/i]
I enjoy surfing, lacrosse, proving people wrong, being right, driving my 05 Honda Pilot and the knowledge that I am smarter then 99% of everyone else.
You would have been more successful with being right, proving people wrong and convincing others that you are smart if you had stopped with this sentence.
Please start wearing head protection when playing lacrosse, you really do not need any more brain injuries.
Women (at least smart ones) hate you. For good reason.
Your comments about immigrants show only your ignorance regarding the situation and about politics.
There may be problems with Liberals and Liberalism, but no intelligent person equates those problems with the problems of terrorism.
4/3/2007 3:21:39 PM
#200138
Finkel
4/3/2007 5:53:37 PM
#201534
Current
Just to be on the safe side (don't you hate it when you forget to include a group in the groups that hate me list?), you should add \"people with functioning brains\" to that list. Heck, just \"people\" would do.
4/4/2007 10:17:36 PM
#201821
Ringwraith
Here we go. Who wants a baby? Freshly removed by another woman! One previous owner?
What the hell? Does this happen often in your world?
4/5/2007 1:57:11 AM
#202806
Austin
Againest? Try working on your grammar and spelling, eeffoc. < That sounds like the name of a Pokemon. XD
4/6/2007 1:00:55 AM
#205231
Matilde
This guy must be a troll but, what the fuck. If he thinks that physical appearance is the only thing a woman is worth, I think where his intentions go.
4/10/2007 11:46:36 AM
#207734
Slarty
Are there any gay, liberal, black, British Muslims out there want to whack this guy?
4/12/2007 1:42:43 PM
#213075
Vicki
Dear eeffoc2,
I can see why you think you are smarter than 99% of the population. Your ability to reason, spell, and use correct grammar is impeccable! Keep up the good work and you will be just as smart and funny as W.
4/19/2007 8:08:08 PM
#213354
Mling/Rebecca
Funny...I don't recall declaring any Jihads \"agiansest\" anybody...
4/20/2007 4:33:38 PM
#214380
Laurel
This guy reminds me of the 20-year-old who claims on his website to have \"a doctorate and 3 PhDs.\"
4/21/2007 10:53:33 PM
#220228
Plain Jane
BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Hold on, this is a joke, right?
4/29/2007 7:40:16 AM
#220232
Plain Jane
\"The Following People Have Declared A \"Jihad\"(? ) And \"Fawta\"(? ) Agianest Me
UK
Coloreds
Muslims
Liberals
Homos
As a liberal Muslim lesbian of color who resides in the United Kingdom, I take offense! ;-)
4/29/2007 7:43:32 AM
#220234
Plain Jane
But I thought being President and being a comedian are the same thing.
Old Viking, I think you're confusing \"comedian\" and \"joke\".
4/29/2007 7:45:54 AM
#540523
bitterlycynical
This is so fucking stupid I am bookmarking it.
6/13/2008 9:12:37 AM
#607849
Well, he said he was the best comedian. Maybe this is his fundie impersonation bit.
7/31/2008 9:09:16 PM
#607874
Harry
"If you lived in America for more then 20 years and still cannot speak English your ass has gots togo!"
Oh yes, he's a fucking genius.
7/31/2008 10:31:04 PM
#607882
Natasha
So if every woman who doesn't look like Jessica Biel and acts like June Cleaver kills themselves, who does that leave? I guess it's possible there is a Jessica Biel lookalike who acts like June Cleaver. But she probably won't marry you.
7/31/2008 10:41:27 PM
#627954
Kevin Klaw
Poe
8/11/2008 11:40:06 PM
#669108
That guy is totally a fake. Check out his current info
"On the old plantation, Aunt Jemima refused to reveal to a soul the secret of those light fragrant pancakes which she baked for her master and his guests. Only once, long after her master's death did Aunt Jemima reveal her recipe. It's still a secret."
(WTF??)
Gotta love "Coloreds"
But I'll say his sense of humor is too dark most of the time.
9/4/2008 9:21:44 PM
#961982
ericm6
Poe, he has good spelling. Also, there is just too much irony when he said he would be the best president. Granted he would make a good comedian...
5/27/2009 7:12:33 PM
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