Jesus was jumped! I truly believe that Jesus' execution was an example of gang violence.
First of all for the sake of argument let's leave the Jew's involvement out in this. The fact of the matter is that it was the Homo erotic Romans that carried it out. The Romans acted like a gang. The dressed in gang colors they all wore red. They would all roll together riding almost 10000 solders deep. So lets face it roman soldiers don't fight alone they are a bunch of punk ass bitches
Hey and they had to have Jesus escorted by a whole crew of Roman soldiers. I bet if it was a fair one Jesus would have drop one of them gay roman soldiers. Think about it Jesus was a carpenter which means he was built. I mean he had to carry his own torture stack you have to have strength to carry that for long distance. So Jesus was no punk.
In conclusion Jesus' death was an example of gang violence because the Romans were too gay and cowardly to shoot the fair one with Jesus. I mean I bet Jesus if he had the chance would be like "yeah I am God's son but I am not getting sacrificed by some group of homosexuals". Imaging J.C. darkening some eyeballs it would be great.
FirstbornPsycho, Myspace 59 Comments
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