Quote# 24081

I believe that God has given us the chance of a lifetime here on Facebook! Why not use it to witness to others. There are Homosexuals, Agnostics, Nihilists...you name it, its on here. If we all send at least one message to one person I'm Sure we can change lives. But we can't stop there we must continue to press salvation on there hearts!! Lets Do it! Ya you could get kicked off of Facebook for but Jesus Died for You!! Paul Says to Delight in in persecution!! To God Be The GLORY!!

Mark Adams, Facebook 38 Comments [4/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

::headdesk::

4/23/2007 4:02:37 AM

szenah

Fine. Give this guy his wish and ban him. He'll be so happy that he was persecuted just like martyrs who were tortured and killed in horrible ways.

If these guys ever faced real persecution they'd probably be blubbering, crying and saying whatever their tormenters wanted them to say.

4/24/2007 6:03:57 PM

Chan

Yeah, that's why god made Al Gore invent the intertubes: in order to help you bother more people!

4/24/2007 6:04:00 PM

backup1723

Is there a \"Spam for Jesus\" award?

4/24/2007 6:16:32 PM

Distind

These guys wouldn't know persecution if it bit them on the ass.

4/24/2007 6:28:58 PM

Mister Spak

\"Paul Says to Delight in in persecution!! \"

Notice that the word is persecution, not persecuting. You've been doing it wrong.

4/24/2007 7:06:22 PM

NonProphet

This makes me glad I don't use Facebook.

\"Spam For Jesus!\" seconded.

4/24/2007 8:07:26 PM

Old Viking

Conversion through annoyance is not a sound plan.

4/24/2007 8:12:16 PM

Puck

\"Paul Says to Delight in...persecution!!\"

Paul was the antichrist, didn't anyone ever explain this to you?

4/24/2007 8:15:12 PM

Kelian

I don't know about anyone else, but this makes me want to steer clear of Facebook.

4/24/2007 8:43:34 PM

Axver

I'll add you to my list of \"Reasons why Facebook is a Big Steaming Pile of Shit\".

4/24/2007 9:21:46 PM

Esjeur

I got a message like that on facebook since I have my religion as labeled \"Druid\". My block list just got a little bigger.

4/24/2007 9:37:53 PM

Matilde

Ok, if you want a warrant for harrasment, it´s up to you.

4/24/2007 9:50:25 PM

The Watcher

Calm down, Mark!

4/24/2007 10:05:46 PM

A nonny moose

Man, if we can get some Muslims into this mess, it'll be like the Crusades but on teh intarwebz.

4/24/2007 11:06:54 PM

Amused

Ok, but be prepared for Goatse and Tubgirl in 3..2..1..

4/24/2007 11:46:53 PM

anti-nonsense

You aren't going to convert anybody on Facebook I don't think. You're more likely to get laughed at.

4/24/2007 11:51:15 PM

TheMissus

Violating the EULA and getting banned doesn't count as persecution.

4/24/2007 11:57:17 PM

Firthy2002

Spam for Jesus! thirded.

Sending people pointless crap is NOT BIG NOR CLEVER.

4/25/2007 1:17:35 AM

KommissarKrunch

Spam For Jesus indeed.

4/25/2007 2:08:46 AM

fuzon

Paul delighted in persecution all the way up until they killed his ass at Salamis.

His buddy Peter will laugh in your face if you take that \"so righteous I got kicked off Facebook\" shit to the pearly gates. That shit is weak. Come Strong or go home, bitch!

4/25/2007 2:41:14 AM

Skeptical

So if it's against the rules of the site to proselytize, isn't it dishonest to sign up and then go ahead and do it anyway? That's not ethical.

4/25/2007 2:45:07 AM

ZugTheMegasaurus

And such spam is the reason I used facebook maybe twice, ever.

4/25/2007 3:35:44 AM

Tactics

Spam for Jesus nthted.

4/25/2007 5:23:15 AM

Redhunter

Anonypuss is a false prophet. I'm still here, mother fucker! And you're goin' to hell!

That said, 'puss and Paul are both ignorant fuckstains.

4/25/2007 5:58:42 AM

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