Quote# 24081

I believe that God has given us the chance of a lifetime here on Facebook! Why not use it to witness to others. There are Homosexuals, Agnostics, Nihilists...you name it, its on here. If we all send at least one message to one person I'm Sure we can change lives. But we can't stop there we must continue to press salvation on there hearts!! Lets Do it! Ya you could get kicked off of Facebook for but Jesus Died for You!! Paul Says to Delight in in persecution!! To God Be The GLORY!!

Mark Adams, Facebook 38 Comments [4/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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4/23/2007 4:02:37 AM


Fine. Give this guy his wish and ban him. He'll be so happy that he was persecuted just like martyrs who were tortured and killed in horrible ways.

If these guys ever faced real persecution they'd probably be blubbering, crying and saying whatever their tormenters wanted them to say.

4/24/2007 6:03:57 PM


Yeah, that's why god made Al Gore invent the intertubes: in order to help you bother more people!

4/24/2007 6:04:00 PM


Is there a \"Spam for Jesus\" award?

4/24/2007 6:16:32 PM


These guys wouldn't know persecution if it bit them on the ass.

4/24/2007 6:28:58 PM

Mister Spak

\"Paul Says to Delight in in persecution!! \"

Notice that the word is persecution, not persecuting. You've been doing it wrong.

4/24/2007 7:06:22 PM


This makes me glad I don't use Facebook.

\"Spam For Jesus!\" seconded.

4/24/2007 8:07:26 PM

Old Viking

Conversion through annoyance is not a sound plan.

4/24/2007 8:12:16 PM


\"Paul Says to Delight in...persecution!!\"

Paul was the antichrist, didn't anyone ever explain this to you?

4/24/2007 8:15:12 PM


I don't know about anyone else, but this makes me want to steer clear of Facebook.

4/24/2007 8:43:34 PM


I'll add you to my list of \"Reasons why Facebook is a Big Steaming Pile of Shit\".

4/24/2007 9:21:46 PM


I got a message like that on facebook since I have my religion as labeled \"Druid\". My block list just got a little bigger.

4/24/2007 9:37:53 PM


Ok, if you want a warrant for harrasment, it´s up to you.

4/24/2007 9:50:25 PM

The Watcher

Calm down, Mark!

4/24/2007 10:05:46 PM

A nonny moose

Man, if we can get some Muslims into this mess, it'll be like the Crusades but on teh intarwebz.

4/24/2007 11:06:54 PM


Ok, but be prepared for Goatse and Tubgirl in 3..2..1..

4/24/2007 11:46:53 PM


You aren't going to convert anybody on Facebook I don't think. You're more likely to get laughed at.

4/24/2007 11:51:15 PM


Violating the EULA and getting banned doesn't count as persecution.

4/24/2007 11:57:17 PM


Spam for Jesus! thirded.

Sending people pointless crap is NOT BIG NOR CLEVER.

4/25/2007 1:17:35 AM


Spam For Jesus indeed.

4/25/2007 2:08:46 AM


Paul delighted in persecution all the way up until they killed his ass at Salamis.

His buddy Peter will laugh in your face if you take that \"so righteous I got kicked off Facebook\" shit to the pearly gates. That shit is weak. Come Strong or go home, bitch!

4/25/2007 2:41:14 AM


So if it's against the rules of the site to proselytize, isn't it dishonest to sign up and then go ahead and do it anyway? That's not ethical.

4/25/2007 2:45:07 AM


And such spam is the reason I used facebook maybe twice, ever.

4/25/2007 3:35:44 AM


Spam for Jesus nthted.

4/25/2007 5:23:15 AM


Anonypuss is a false prophet. I'm still here, mother fucker! And you're goin' to hell!

That said, 'puss and Paul are both ignorant fuckstains.

4/25/2007 5:58:42 AM

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