I've been spending a lot of time in the library at my University recently (a few too many deadlines left till last minute) and noticed that loads of people write about stupid stuff on the toilet walls and loads of people respond to them...
So I thought...maybe I'll join in (with a topic thats actually important) and see what response I get. So I wrote
EVOLUTION IS NOT FACT. IT HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN. THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO BIBLICAL CREATION.
I got loads of stupid responses at first like 'duh, evolution is SCIENCE, the Bible is bull***t' and 'duh what about fossils' but when I pointed out that the fossil record contradicts evolution, that there are actually no transitional fossils and gave loads more interesting facts about creation, people have actually started to become interested and I've had some positive responses!
Just wanted to share that in case you can make it work for you!
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Fossils are difficult to find, that's all.
The beauty of science is that it grows with our understanding.
The abrahamic creation myth was flawed when it was first uttered...and four or five thousand years later, it's even further removed from reality.
Bible-beaters deny that they've wasted their lives on bullshit...
You know what just jumped into my head?
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I need to make you mine.
Jenny, don't change your number,
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Guaranteed, if you write "God loves you" on a bathroom stall, someone will draw an arrow pointing to your words with the text "God is a faggot."
Not what I'd do, but it seems like the kind of thing that people who write on bathroom stalls would do.
Sir, you are in a fucking university. You use the library for books, and I'm sure that you'll find evidence pointing to evolution stretching from here to the moon. If not, go to your Biology department and browse through the fossil collection.
Or do you just go to the library to shit?
What does that even mean? They're ALL transitional fossils. There are only about a million billion minor changes between any species alive today and any other species. It's not like a frog gave birth to a monkey gave birth to a human.
*sigh* I'm so tired of explaining this you can't even imagine.
Each living thing that reproduces has a chance of giving birth to a child with a beneficial (or even a benign) mutation. If that child is lucky and reproduces, it has a chance to pass on that beneficial/benign mutation.
Do this over 1000 generations or so and those changes pile up. It's like water drops falling into a swimming pool. Wait long enough and they'll fill it up. At no point will a 400 gallon drop come out of the faucet. But that's equivalent to what I think you're imagining.
Check out the story about the African elephants evolving shorter tusks because of poachers. See, the elephants with lame, dinky tusks survive because no poacher bothers to kill them. So they reproduce. So now, as a group, they have shorter tusks. Find me a transitional fossil there. Go ahead.
The fact that you even use a phrase like "transitional fossils" shows you don't know how evolution works. Though that doesn't surprise me.
also, Vandalism for Jesus!
I believe there is a time and place for everything. Shithouse walls are obviously the place for bible studies.
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Here I sit, broken hearted
Came to 'splain how the world got started
Ran a mile to share my wit
And read these college smarties' shit
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Those who write on shithouse walls
Preach their bibles in the stalls
Those who believe these words of wit
All grow up with brains of shit
Philbert McAdamia FTW!
That was brilliant.
Oh yeah I saw that writing. I have to say though it kind of freaked me out that it was in the same handwriting and ink as a sentence that read,
I AM HERE FROM 6-7PM EVERY SATURDAY LOOKING FOR BIG BOYS TO HAVE GOOD TIME WITH.
I would've responded to both but it was 5.58pm and I'm a big boy who's just not into that kind of thing.
That's the one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard.
Although, the statement that there are no transitional fossils DOES deserve being written on a bathroom stall, no more than that. Put it right next to the sodomy-hole for disgruntled republican politicians.
No, there is no evidence that points towards creationism. You can believe what you want, and choose to be a delusional, ignorant fool, but you cannot make your own facts.
"Oh, really?" is not a positive response, dearie. It means that the person can't believe that you're actually that stupid.
Every single fossil is a transitional fossil, stupid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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