"atheist = dull
theism = exciting"
You know, I'm almost willing to give this one to him. Personally I disagree...the science involved, I find to be fascinating, others find dull as hell. Still though, excitement doesn't make reality.
"atheism = no hope
theism = lots of hope"
Define hope. Just because you don't believe in a magical sky kingdom, where you live in eternal bliss (Bearing in mind though, that anything that makes the average person happy is sinful, so it seems a hair contradictory) doesn't mean you lack hope. I have a lot of hope. Hope that I will live a long, fulfilling life.
"atheism = negative
theism = positive"
Really? Because most religions are all about "No," "Don't," and similar things along that vein. The only thing the average atheist believes is if it hurts someone else, don't do it.
"atheism = angry
theism = happy"
Tell that to Fred Phelps. And the KKK. And (Godwin) Hitler. Generally speaking, I find most fundie theists are thrown into a frothing rage over anything they consider outside their little box.
"oh and i forgot one thanks for reminding me...
atheist = intellectually challenged - can only see whats in front of him
thesim = extremely bright - knows theres order in the universe - has a 360 degree view of things"
Hmmmm...when has a Theist EVER admitted that something outside of their scripture that challenges it in the slightest could be right, or overrule it in any way. Theory of Evolution, anyone? Hell, back in the dark ages, people were burned for daring to insinuate that the world isn't flat.
For the record, I apologize to any moderate Theists that read this. It is aimed at the extremist variations, not the whole.