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Tonya Harding assassinated John F. Kennedy in her previous life as Lee Harvey Oswald. Both Oswald and his victim, President Kennedy, have returned in this life as figure skaters Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.


Consider the evidence of reincarnation. Both Tonya Harding and Lee Harvey Oswald have the letters "Har" in their names. Both of their victims were Irish Catholics from Massachusetts whose last names began with the letters "Ke": John F. Kennedy and Nancy Kerrigan, and both were attacked in cities beginning with the letter "D": Dallas and Detroit. Time magazine also saw a connection in the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy. Margaret Carlson wrote in the February 21, 1994 issue, "The videocam verite of the clubbing [of Kerrigan] provides the same gritty realism that the Zapruder footage brought to Oliver Stone's JFK."

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding is Lee Harvey Oswald 10 Comments [10/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Scott
WTF?! || meh


This man is insane. Not by this quote alone, but by all his quotes on here.

9/22/2009 9:07:33 AM


2/28/2011 2:53:17 PM

Bad Wolf


Wait - they've discovered the truth! HIDE!

3/5/2011 5:35:48 AM



4/8/2011 3:43:42 AM


Mata Hari and Harry Potter both have "Har" in their names, too. So the fuck what? I live in a city that starts with "D". So am I some kind of danger from a fictional wizard who used to be a spy??

Oh dearie me.

4/12/2011 2:30:45 AM


Needs meds. Stat.

4/19/2011 1:26:55 AM


Well, at least this JFK conspiracy theory is original...

3/4/2013 8:30:51 PM

Ultimate Paragon

Still saner than that theory I've heard that Kennedy was a victim of the so-called "Superman curse".

9/28/2013 11:39:43 AM

Jói hestur

And Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater and Kennedy was shot in a Ford Lincoln. This might be fun.

1/20/2014 11:11:47 AM

So either Tonya Harding was reincarnated, or she's a Darkfriend / Forsaken, and the Dark One has it out for America.

1/3/2015 3:16:06 PM