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Quote# 25943

And while I recommend the sports games, you may want to avoid NHL video games, because you will find both (Miroslav) Satan AND (New Jersey) Devils in that game, and both are openly promoted.

JohnnyHye, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [6/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#243820
pbagosy

I'm a Devils fan. I keep hoping Miro Satan (pronounced \"Shah-tan\") will be traded to them, so I can get Satan on the back of my Devil's jersey.

Seriously, though, some New Jersey legislator tried to pass a law requiring the team to change its name because he said it was insulting to Christians.


Watch out for the NBA! The Bulls are just the Golden Calf! Watch out for the NFL! The Rams are Satanic goat heads! Watch out for the MLB! A bunch of guys taking Jesus' name in vain!

-pb

6/1/2007 6:07:36 PM

#243821
Doctor Whom

At the same time, any attempt to remove racially insulting names from sports teams is just political correctness run amok. Oh, I remember now -- Political correctness is what other people do.

6/1/2007 6:10:06 PM

#243834
szenah

I suppose fundies never have devil's food cake at their potlucks. Or deviled eggs.

6/1/2007 6:19:36 PM

#243862
Mister Spak

And what about those Green Bay (fudge) Packers? You can't play football either.

6/1/2007 6:31:01 PM

#243906
Sideshow Bob

I think he was joking.

6/1/2007 6:57:38 PM

#243911
Jezebel's Evil Sister

This has to be a joke (PLEASE!), but I'll play along.

I prefer devils food cake over angels food, like deviled eggs, and have a Dirt Devil broom-vac, so I guess I'm damned. Oh well.

6/1/2007 7:02:10 PM

#243928
anevilmeme

Troll

6/1/2007 7:25:27 PM

#243957
Brian X

And I'm a Mac fanboy, so I'm all about Darwin and Beastie the UNIX Daemon.

6/1/2007 7:45:40 PM

#243959
Matilde

And I would recommend you to have a look at the word fiction in the dictionary.

6/1/2007 7:48:22 PM

#243963
John

Although most people imagine New Jersey to be one big expressway lined with cities and refineries, the southern part of the state includes a vast area called the \"Pine Barrens\", a million-plus acre tract of largely uninhabited scrub pine forest in which people have been lost for days. The \"Jersey Devil\" is a mythical creature said to inhabit the Pine Barrens - kind of like a New Jersey version of Bigfoot or Nessie. Reports of sightings date back to colonial times. Has nothing to do with Satan.

6/1/2007 7:51:17 PM

#244007
Old Viking

The hell you say!

6/1/2007 8:23:02 PM

#244029
MrBadAxe

Miroslav Ε atan's (note the difference?) last name is pronounced SHAH-tahn, not SAY-tun.

But, as we all know, attention to detail is not a Fundie strong point.

6/1/2007 8:36:15 PM

#244113
Mister Spak

They're not the greatest when it comes to the big picture either.

6/1/2007 9:19:31 PM

#244115
Mike

OH NOES!

6/1/2007 9:21:57 PM

#244202
Osiris

The Newy Jersey Devil's logo comes from the legend of the Jersey Devil, a creature that terroized the people of colonial New Jersey until it disappeared forever and has nothing to do with Satan. Man you people are ignorant.

6/1/2007 11:20:17 PM

#244334
LadyBaird

Osiris: Now, be fair, there's still sightings of the Jersey Devil every now and then. ;)

6/2/2007 4:02:21 AM

#244429
Nekhbet

The de Paul Blue Demons are gonna get you Johnny.

6/2/2007 1:03:23 PM

#244442
Darwin

I'm trying to remember the name of the baseball player who played, and maybe even still does, for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. A couple of years ago he wanted the name changed because it was not christian.

While we're at it we'd better expunge the word 'phuc' from the Vietnamese language too, it's just so ungodly.

6/2/2007 1:36:43 PM

#244448
Wet Walnuts

Hey Johnny, the real Jersey Devil is right behind you!

6/2/2007 1:44:59 PM

#244455
Tiny Bulcher

Well, that's just silly. I mean, Manchester United are called the Red Devils, and they're not satanic, are they? ... um ... maybe you have a point, actually.

6/2/2007 2:06:27 PM

#244474
Emily

Not to mention that MLB team named after a bunch of filthy papists-in Spanish to boot!

6/2/2007 3:12:16 PM

#244494
Mark

Of course he hates devils.

He's obviously a Tanar'ri worshipper, and can't stand the sight of those filthy Baatezu.


hey, just because you dislike 'devils', doesn't mean you're not as bad or worse yourself. Plenty of folks hate competition.

6/2/2007 4:08:42 PM

#244596
CCMars

I had hoped this was a joke or a troll. Then I saw the site it came from. *sigh*

6/2/2007 8:47:44 PM

#244608
Sean

Hey pal! Back off the NHL, Lord Stanley is the only lord I pray to. \"Lord Stanley please deliver unto the Red Wings your great cup, so that we may drinketh from it once more.\"

6/2/2007 9:28:21 PM

#244680
flipper

Not a Duke basketball fan, I take it?

6/3/2007 12:37:59 AM
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