And no one need ask, “What Would Jesus Do?” in the real world to Harry and his friends, because the Bible answers the question with deafening specificity:
But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death. (Revelation 21:8)
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What would Jesus do?, read the books, of course, because he's not going to condenm fictional characters, specially if they're good guys fighting against evil.
Irrelevant. According to Fundies, belief in Jesus as one's personal savior is the only criterion for not going to hell, and, as all persons are sinners deserving to go to hell, one's particular "sins" are irrelevant.
"But the cowardly, unbelieving, abominable, murderers, sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death. (Revelation 21:8)"
#263324, posting your homoerotic masturbation fantasies is one thing, targeting a member of FStDT is quite another matter. Just because DarthFurious makes several excellent points that you can't refute is no excuse for this unbelievably trashy behavior. Expect to be banned in the near future.
Oh, come on kids, don't be so hard on #263324. He's just all squirmy and antsy because of my earlier crack about his liking cock with shit on it made his pussy wet...
Harry Potter: fiction.
I doubt if this jesus fellow actually existed but, if he did, I suspect he was intelligent enough not to be scared by children's literature. In fact, he would probably have endorsed the Harry Potter books since they promote such things as fighting for good over evil, loyalty, and preseverance.
Revelation was written by John. Possibly not even the same guy who wrote the Gospel of John, but a different John.
Thank you, Mr. Anonymous Coward! Truly, your ad hominem attacks prove how well-founded your position is. After all, should Darth Furious happen to be a bundle of unclean sticks, we all know that that means he's automatically wrong, no matter how sound his logic.
Additionally, your threats to hurt Nekhbet truly prove that you possess a massive and fearsome penis, the sort you can club baby seals with--an activity that doubtlessly requires your bulging biceps and 12-pack abs to complete, to say nothing of your special forces training.
Truly, I bow before you, humbled by your irrefutable logic and terrorizing threats.
It takes a truly epic coward to be too afraid to even use a pseudonym to troll a small and relatively obscure website.
Truly, our little troll is the most insecure, scared little boy to ever pollute our corner of the internet.
Ew, you fundies are just obsessed with blood and gore.
By the way, what was the question you're referring to? I really don't see how this biblical quote could be applied to my life.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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