[Responding to: We don't claim that thinking occurs in the heart.]
The Bible does - that settles it.
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Science:
1. Observe phenomena.
2. Create a hypothesis.
3. Sample data.
4. Experiment, taking into account falsifiability.
5. Formulate a theory.
Creation Science:
1. God did it.
2. The Bible says it.
3. That settles it.
Wait, why don't we have human-like AI? We have artificial hearts. People with artificial hearts are still capable of the same level of thinking, so clearly if the heart is thinking, we must have created something capable of the same level of thought.
Also, why don't people become completely different people after a heart transplant?
Then you are even stupider then your bible because you have access to much more data then they did. So you have proof staring you in the face and you still say no?
(av1611vet when confronted by a pack of vicious street dogs) "Nope. The bible doesn't speak of this, so you aren't really here!" (begins whistling 'amazing grace' as he walks past. dogs attack and rip him to shreds)
Mr Smith: "So how do you give a fundie a lobotomy then?"
No need. They're already pre-lobotomized. It's self-inflicted.
BTW, did you hear about this failed medical experiment? The researchers had an idea that fundy brains might be ideal for transplanting because they had never been used. Trouble was, they couldn't get at even one to test the theory. Seems that fundiy skulls are too thick to be penetrated by anything.
One last comment: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
OK, I'll go away now.
"Wow, screw all those books I read on the brain; I'm convinced."
Me too. In fact, I'm going to carry an organ donor card so that when I die my heart can be transplanted into another body, which I will immediately take over and use as a tool to wreak vengeance on the people responsible for my death... Jim Beam and Philip Morris !
Pi equals three, bats are birds, rabbits chew the cud and insects have four legs. The Bible says so, that settles it.
Great! All settled!
Wait. NO IT'S NOT.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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