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What you just posted is evolutionist crap.
People do not listen to that twisting of math!
That is just not how stalagmites work!
There is PROOF that stalagmites could very much form in a few days.
Man they are in peoples firdges! knock on some of your neighbors doors and peak in there fridges!
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I'd like to hear more about this peaking in fridges. I was not hitherto aware of the benefits of climaxing inside refrigerators, although I suppose the combination of cold air and eventual lack of oxygen must provide an attractive "keep-me-warm-tonight" challenge and erotic-asphyxiation benefit. I do like the thought of the added thrill of doing this in neighbors' homes (hence the "there fridges" and not "here" ones). Do the stalagmites play a key role in this activity?
Oh wow, he's right! Spires of limestone are sticking down in my fridge as we speak! I mean, before I couldn't even get ice in my fridge without it melting. That kind of stuff was reserved for freezers. But this is pretty great stuff! So great, in fact, I may just take his advice and "peak in the fridge". It's that hot.
Holy shit. This better be either a Poe, or a fundy on blow. Otherwise, I'm hiding in a fucking cave. Move over, Osama.
In other news, today police caught a local man attempting forced entry into private residences to show them "Darwinist lies" in their refrigerators. On at least one occasion, he became violent when the owner of the house reportedly told him "Those are icicles, fuckface."
I dunno about anyone else's fridge, but in mine the ice always seems to grow down from above. Therefore I think he should be using fridges as proof of the rapid formation of stalactites, not stalagmites.
This is an appeal to all rational human beings out there:
I wish to start a petition for a charity to collect some money for the purpose of getting the fundies encyclopaedias. They sure as hell seem to need them!
My goodness, this takes me back to my childhood and helping my mother defrost the freezer with buckets of steaming water. Nostalgia, nostalgia. Thank goodness we don't have to do that any more. I'm sure the kids here have no clue what I'm talking about.
FYI, freezer frost is NOT a stalagmite. Furthermore, if freezer frost were any kind of "mite", it would be a "STALACTITE".
hmm, rate of formation of frozen water vs rate of formation of dissolved limestone.
bzzz Ice forms quickly - what do I win ?
An icicle is not a stalagmite, stupid, especially since stalagmites grow from the ground and icicles grow from the ceiling.
I have my very own fridge, I don't have to knock on a neighbor's door.
"People do not listen to that twisting"
(*Sings *):
'...twisting the night awaaaay-ayHe's dancing with the chicken slacks! '
[/Sam Cooke]
...ah, Mondegreens. Y'can't beat 'em! X3
"That is just not how stalagmites work!"
How do you know that they don't? Ensuring sharp creases in freshly-laundered Chicken Slacks by placing such in Corned Beef Trouser Presses is a very worthwhile and satisfying form of employment for conical mineral deposits, don't you know?! [/hyper-surreal] X3
Does not prove a thing. It can be as easily explained by millions of years old refrigerators. Actually that explanation fits the data even better, because without fridges food goes bad and people who eat bad food die. Yet there is still people! Therefore there exists millions of years old fridges. QED
Confused?
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