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PLEASE PEOPLE, I HAVE AN ENTIRE FAMILY, 2 BROTHERS, ONE MOTHER, ONE SISTER AND ASUNDRY NEICES, NEPHEWS, UNCLES, AUNTS AND IN LAWS THAT ALL NEED TO BE SAVED. WHY DO YOU AS A CHRISTIAN DELIGHT IN THE CURSINGS YOU WISH TO BRING UPON MY FAMILY? MY POOR DEPARTED FATHER IS LIKELY TO BE PERISHING IN THE PITS OF HELL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE EVOLUTION LIE AND YOU DELIGHT IN MY SORROW FOR MY FAMILY!!!

endtimes, CSE blogs 41 Comments [7/11/2007 7:47:51 AM]
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Ignignockt

Why should you be sorrowful? Why would an all-powerful being would torture anyone over a simple misunderstanding, if it in fact, created everything. And if it did toture for such a reason, why would you want to worship such a creature anyway?

7/11/2007 8:23:27 AM

Prager

The fact that fundamentalists shout to their version of god to punish your dead father should tell you a great deal about the mindset of those same people.

7/11/2007 8:33:25 AM

pooper725

No one delights in your sorrow more than you seem to be doing.

Believing in evolution is not a sin that's going to send anyone to a mythical torture pit for eternity.

Get a grip!

7/11/2007 8:48:35 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

No, I believe your poor departed father is in a better place - i.e., he doesn't have to listen to your insane rantings any more.

7/11/2007 8:49:04 AM

BurntBush

But gawd loves him.

7/11/2007 9:01:27 AM

Count Spatula

Cap locks: Cruise control for cool.

Obviously, all of these people are smarter than you if they believe in evolution.

7/11/2007 10:09:16 AM

Raggy

Or you could always just ignore them.

7/11/2007 10:16:34 AM

Osiris

You just lost you caps lock key.

7/11/2007 10:37:44 AM

pauline

even with cruise control, you have to steer.

7/11/2007 11:23:25 AM

Brian X

endtimes, do you ever get the sense that people in your family walk around and mumble "that boy ain't right" behind your back?

7/11/2007 11:36:56 AM

Not_You

LOUD NOISES!

7/11/2007 11:41:48 AM

Jack Bauer

Were you born in the wagon of a travelling show?

Did your mamma used to dance for the money they'd throw?

Did your papa do what ever he could? Preach a little gospel? Sell a few bottles of Doctor Good?

Totally pointless and senseless, I know - pretty much like your post.

7/11/2007 11:43:05 AM

Puck

YOUR POOR DEPARTED FATHER HAS ALREADY PERISHED.

YOU NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL and turn off the capslock, already!

7/11/2007 11:45:40 AM

stogoe

Bet this guy's a thrill at family reunions.

"Hey, watch out for cousin Endtimes, he's on a Jesus rant again."

"I didn't know that kind of crazy ran in our family. I guess it's something to look forward to in our senility."


The sad part is I'd bet that his 'unsaved' relatives are just different strains of christian..

7/11/2007 11:51:45 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Mwa-ha-ha, our evil schemes have come to fruition, and another family of innocents will end up enduring an eternity of torture because they were deceived by us. Come my comrades in evil, and let us go to a den of corruption to celebrate. I'll pay you a pint of virgin's blood.

7/11/2007 12:17:14 PM

Berny

So you believe in an inhumane supreme being who sentences people to an eternity of unbelievable torture simply for accepting a proven scientific theory as fact instead of some fairy tale spun by goat herders some three thousand years ago?
Why do you worship such a monster?

7/11/2007 12:17:18 PM

smooth

Hmmm...

Seems like your God is indeed merciful.

7/11/2007 1:22:44 PM

agentCDE

No, we delight in your family having a grasp on reality. We pity them for being even distantly related to you, though.

7/11/2007 1:47:16 PM

Laurel

SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS PLUS CAPS LOCK DOES NOT EQUAL SORROW!!


7/11/2007 1:56:38 PM

anevilmeme

Actually that's a good question, why are so many uber-fundies such vindictive motherfuckers even toward other fundie Christians?

7/11/2007 2:43:58 PM

Manos, the Hands of Fate

Why do you insist on inflicting your belief system on people you are supposed to love? They're your family, that doesn't mean you get to hold your breath until they go to your church.

7/11/2007 3:30:58 PM

alexia

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

7/11/2007 4:05:04 PM

Frank

Another argument for religion as physcological torture. I hope endtimes turns to the bible in his sorrow to see that it doesn't make sense.

7/11/2007 4:08:41 PM

Old Viking

Incoherent is OK. Loud and incoherent is hard to take.

7/11/2007 4:13:37 PM

Tempus

The fact that fundamentalists shout to their version of god to punish your dead father should tell you a great deal about the mindset of those same people.

Quoted for truth.

7/11/2007 6:55:48 PM

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