My third child (Alex), is 14 years old and lately I have begun to notice that his actions seem to be immoral. What im trying to say, is that me and my husband think our son is gay. Our belief that he is gay stems from something that happened two days ago. When our son was coming out of the bathroom from going number two, I noticed that he had an erection. I asked him why he had an erection (he knows what it is) and he said "i dont know, it always happens when I poop". He had an erection from the pleasure of having fecal waste come out of his rectum, the same as how a gay mans gets one from a penis being in his rectum.
Is my son gay? How do I fix this problem? Therapist? Homeschooling? I plan on making him go to church more now
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PROSTATE. GLAND.
You don't have to be gay to like anal stimulation. Jesus fucking Christ.
And if he is gay, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
Sounds like the kid needs a laxative more than anything, if his bowel movements are stimulating his prostate so much. And... why is she checking him fro erections... nevermind, I -don't- want to know.
People like you make me wish a license were needed for parenthood. Lady, I knew what an erection was by the time I was 5, but I suppose you would think I was immoral and gay at that age. I feel very sorry for your son for being cursed with parents like you.
Has the world gone gone crazy or is it now the role of moms and not dads to talk to teenage sons about sexuality and their body? And come on, a xian mom ?
That, along with an ID once removed from JudyGarlandfan and I call POE.
"My husband and I" you mean! Not "me and my husband". "Me and my husband" is an object-phrase (and still probably should be "my husband and me" since first-person pronouns always come last). It is not appropriate for use as the subject of a sentence!
Also, your kid will end up more sexually confused if you start interfering. Probably in a way you really don't want.
well church is a known method of ensuring your child gets ALL the assfucking he so truly desires.
But why the hell are you staring at his crotch all the time lady? maybe he was, ya know, jacking off? And bloody fucked up your conclusions are.
Leave him be.
I think is REALLY fucked up... He's 14, and Mama is checking out his bowel movements and, even worse, his erections????!
Sliced Cheeses... This is sickest shit I've read in a very long time. That kid needs to be out of that loony bin passing for a fucking home immediately.
Alex might also be getting off to a bit of the old rape and ultraviolence fantasies in the bathroom.
Or possibly Playboy. But with parents like that, probably the former.
Oh, God, shut up. Now. Rectal pleasure is common in both girls and guys during defecation, and he's four-fucking-teen.
To quote Season two of Buffy: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
"Is my son gay?"
Does that matter?
"How do I fix this problem?"
What problem? Oh, you must mean your homophobia.
"Therapist?"
With a mother like you, he'll probably need one.
"Homeschooling?"
Yeah, you might try getting someone to teach you. Real things, not just fundie stuff.
"I plan on making him go to church more now"
See the part about the therapist.
If this is real, I just hope we don't see another post down the road from a mother complaining about how the gays drove her son to suicide.
Alex is your third child? Well, let's hope you don't have any more, now or in the future. For their sake.
In fact, if you can find proper homes for them, do them a favour and send them off you sorry excuse for a mother.
Yahoo! Answers is troll central, but just in case this is serious: Getting erections at 14 is a sign that your son is alive, not that he is "immoral." The same is true of having a prostate. Then again, the existence of the prostate contradicts more than one fundy dogma, so let's just ignore it, okay?
Disturbing family.
A good therapist will tell you to get over it, it's normal, and let your son live his life however he wants.
Fundie homeschooling doesn't help anything. Never has, never will.
ou can imagine the horror that swept threw the room when this was read. We had no idea a problem like this was rising in our midst. To think a TRUE Christian mother was confronted by the sight of her son being molested by Satan by his back door right in front of her eyes!
Needless to say Alex is in protective custody before he can rape one of his playmates.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: all parents will inspect their teenage sons for erections after they use the bathroom. No exceptions. That means you mothers.
If any improper erections are detected the parents are required to report them to their pastor.
Thank you for your attention.
YIC
A free people have the freedom not to question their leaders.
Stay the course in Iraq for RAPTURE!
Actually, in males still growing, it is quite common for defecation to produce an erection through stimulation of the prostate as the intestinal walls contract.
The real thing you should be worrying about is why you are looking at your 14 year old son's penis.
Right. You do that. I'll just be over here with the rational people, banging my head on the wall.
AAAaaaAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaRGH.
I call Poe. But since I'm bored...
"My third child (Alex), is 14 years old and lately I have begun to notice that his actions seem to be immoral. What im trying to say, is that me and my husband think our son is gay. Our belief that he is gay stems from something that happened two days ago. When our son was coming out of the bathroom from going number two, I noticed that he had an erection."
How do you know he was going number two? Were you staring? Perv.
"I asked him why he had an erection (he knows what it is) and he said "i dont know, it always happens when I poop"."
That's just creepy. Leave your son and his erections alone.
"He had an erection from the pleasure of having fecal waste come out of his rectum, the same as how a gay mans gets one from a penis being in his rectum."
Have you ever taken a huge shit? It feels AWESOME.
"Is my son gay? How do I fix this problem? Therapist? Homeschooling? I plan on making him go to church more now"
I advise you to LEAVE HIM ALONE.
He's 14 and knows what an erection is? You're GODDAMNED RIGHT he knows, haha. The surprising thing to me is that he has a boner after coming out of the head. Once I turned about 12 and figured out what to do with a chubby I'll be damned if I didn't deal with it ASAP. (Early and often, just like I vote). 3, 4 times a day on average. *sigh* Oh, those were the good ol' days...
No.....this doesn't mean he's gay.
And you're one creepy mofo. What type of mother inspects her son's crotch for signs of an erection? Actually, don't answer that. I can live a long and happy life not knowing.
I just won a bet. My friend told me Ned Flanders is a fictional character based on stereotypes and exaggerations. Nope, Goering just got the gender wrong.
In other news I think we just found the kid that will grow up to be the guy from "Red Dragon", the last Hannibal Lecter film.
have him see a Doctor for any problems with the bowel or prostate.
Pushing something in is a bit different from pushing something out, unless he needs a stool softener.
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