szena

No, "everyone" didn't believe Darwin the moment his book came out. His ideas had to go through the same process of discussion and testing that every other scientific theory goes through.

i cant remember wat its called i'm not a scientist

Yes, your comments make that clear.

10/3/2007 9:10:35 AM

Laurel

Silly Narutard--can't even get your bombardier beetle bullshit right. Go back to AiG and try again(or have they already discarded that argument?).

10/3/2007 9:18:47 AM

Frank

"i think evolution is false cuz it hasnt been proven yet"

-a christian.

10/3/2007 1:00:14 PM

DinDC

WELL!!! I'm sure glad he's straightened us out!

10/3/2007 1:26:14 PM

Caustic Gnostic

"...why did the fosilized[sic] footprint have shoes?"

Good question. Probably because the "fossilized footprint" was a fake.

10/3/2007 1:40:23 PM

Stürmen

We can prove evolution. How? Simple:
Blitz bacteria with an antibiotic. The ones that have mutations that make them partially resistant survive (or survive longer) and, assuming you don't kill them all, the bacteria with drug resiliant mutations (aka: the only survivors) will reproduce. Don't think this happens Edicius? Look up the so-called "super bugs" that are beginning to creep up in hospitals.

10/3/2007 1:41:46 PM

HeathenAngel

Poe or possibly the absolute DUMBEST individual I've ever read.

10/3/2007 2:10:41 PM

Homer

I can't remember what it's called or nothing but there's some proof by some guy (I can't remember who- I'm not a scientist) who, like, proved that there is no god even.
So there.
The atheist has spoken.

10/3/2007 2:30:15 PM

Mr_Vorhias

Ever notice that it's the people posting on the Fake Ninja/Naruto forums that always post the stupidest posts?

10/3/2007 2:38:24 PM

Dog's Best Friend

"why did the fosilized footprint have shoes?"

Aaaa-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Poe or not, that's a fine fine belly laugh I just had there.

10/3/2007 3:18:03 PM

Want Truth

God’s Simple Plan of Salvation

My Friend: I am asking you the most important question of life. Your joy or your sorrow for all eternity depends upon your answer. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?

God says in order to go to Heaven, you must be born again. In John 3:7, Jesus said to Nicodemus, “Ye must be born again.”

In the Bible God gives us the plan of how to be born again which means to be saved. His plan is simple! You can be saved today. How?

First, my friend, you must realize you are a sinner. “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23).

Because you are a sinner, you are condemned to death. “For the wages [payment] of sin is death” (Romans 6:23). This includes eternal separation from God in Hell.

“ . . . it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment” (Hebrews 9:27).

But God loved you so much He gave His only begotten Son, Jesus, to bear your sin and die in your place. “ . . . He hath made Him [Jesus, Who knew no sin] to be sin for us . . . that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him” (2 Corinthians 5:21).

Jesus had to shed His blood and die. “For the life of the flesh is in the blood” (Lev. 17:11). “ . . . without shedding of blood is no remission [pardon]” (Hebrews 9:22).

“ . . . God commendeth His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us” (Romans 5:Cool.

Although we cannot understand how, God said my sins and your sins were laid upon Jesus and He died in our place. He became our substitute. It is true. God cannot lie.

My friend, “God . . . commandeth all men everywhere to repent” (Acts 17:30). This repentance is a change of mind that agrees with God that one is a sinner, and also agrees with what Jesus did for us on the Cross.

In Acts 16:30-31, the Philippian jailer asked Paul and Silas: “ . . . ‘Sirs, what must I do to be saved?’ And they said, ‘Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved . . . .’ ”

Simply believe on Him as the one who bore your sin, died in your place, was buried, and whom God resurrected. His resurrection powerfully assures that the believer can claim everlasting life when Jesus is received as Savior.

“But as many as received Him, to them gave He power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on His name” (John 1:12).

“For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13).

Whosoever includes you. Shall be saved means not maybe, nor can, but shall be saved.

Surely, you realize you are a sinner. Right now, wherever you are, repenting, lift your heart to God in prayer.

In Luke 18:13, the sinner prayed: “God be merciful to me a sinner.” Just pray: “Oh God, I know I am a sinner. I believe Jesus was my substitute when He died on the Cross. I believe His shed blood, death, burial, and resurrection were for me. I now receive Him as my Savior. I thank You for the forgiveness of my sins, the gift of salvation and everlasting life, because of Your merciful grace. Amen.”

Just take God at His word and claim His salvation by faith. Believe, and you will be saved. No church, no lodge, no good works can save you. Remember, God does the saving. All of it!

God’s simple plan of salvation is: You are a sinner. Therefore, unless you believe on Jesus Who died in your place, you will spend eternity in Hell. If you believe on Him as your crucified, buried, and risen Savior, you receive forgiveness for all of your sins and His gift of eternal salvation by faith.

You say, “Surely, it cannot be that simple.” Yes, that simple! It is scriptural. It is God’s plan. My friend, believe on Jesus and receive Him as Savior today.

If His plan is not perfectly clear, read this tract over and over, without laying it down, until you understand it. Your soul is worth more than all the world.

“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?” (Mark 8:36).

Be sure you are saved. If you lose your soul, you miss Heaven and lose all. Please! Let God save you this very moment.

God’s power will save you, keep you saved, and enable you to live a victorious Christian life. “There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, Who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it” (1 Corinthians 10:13).

Do not trust your feelings. They change. Stand on God’s promises. They never change. After you are saved, there are three things to practice daily for spiritual growth:

* Pray -- you talk to God.
* Read your Bible -- God talks to you.
* Witness -- you talk for God.

You should be baptized in obedience to the Lord Jesus Christ as a public testimony of your salvation, and then unite with a Bible-believing church without delay. “Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Lord . . . .” (2 Timothy 1)

“Whosoever therefore shall confess [testify of] Me before men, him will I confess also before My Father which is in heaven” (Matthew 10:32).

For more information, please email :! wanttruth@gmail.com

10/3/2007 3:40:18 PM

Truth!

God’s Simple Plan of Salvation

My Friend: I am asking you the most important question of life. Your joy or your sorrow for all eternity depends upon your answer. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?

God says in order to go to Heaven, you must be born again. In John 3:7, Jesus said to Nicodemus, “Ye must be born again.”

In the Bible God gives us the plan of how to be born again which means to be saved. His plan is simple! You can be saved today. How?

First, my friend, you must realize you are a sinner. “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23).

Because you are a sinner, you are condemned to death. “For the wages [payment] of sin is death” (Romans 6:23). This includes eternal separation from God in Hell.

“ . . . it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment” (Hebrews 9:27).

But God loved you so much He gave His only begotten Son, Jesus, to bear your sin and die in your place. “ . . . He hath made Him [Jesus, Who knew no sin] to be sin for us . . . that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him” (2 Corinthians 5:21).

Jesus had to shed His blood and die. “For the life of the flesh is in the blood” (Lev. 17:11). “ . . . without shedding of blood is no remission [pardon]” (Hebrews 9:22).

“ . . . God commendeth His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us” (Romans 5:Cool.

Although we cannot understand how, God said my sins and your sins were laid upon Jesus and He died in our place. He became our substitute. It is true. God cannot lie.

My friend, “God . . . commandeth all men everywhere to repent” (Acts 17:30). This repentance is a change of mind that agrees with God that one is a sinner, and also agrees with what Jesus did for us on the Cross.

In Acts 16:30-31, the Philippian jailer asked Paul and Silas: “ . . . ‘Sirs, what must I do to be saved?’ And they said, ‘Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved . . . .’ ”

Simply believe on Him as the one who bore your sin, died in your place, was buried, and whom God resurrected. His resurrection powerfully assures that the believer can claim everlasting life when Jesus is received as Savior.

“But as many as received Him, to them gave He power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on His name” (John 1:12).

“For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13).

Whosoever includes you. Shall be saved means not maybe, nor can, but shall be saved.

Surely, you realize you are a sinner. Right now, wherever you are, repenting, lift your heart to God in prayer.

In Luke 18:13, the sinner prayed: “God be merciful to me a sinner.” Just pray: “Oh God, I know I am a sinner. I believe Jesus was my substitute when He died on the Cross. I believe His shed blood, death, burial, and resurrection were for me. I now receive Him as my Savior. I thank You for the forgiveness of my sins, the gift of salvation and everlasting life, because of Your merciful grace. Amen.”

Just take God at His word and claim His salvation by faith. Believe, and you will be saved. No church, no lodge, no good works can save you. Remember, God does the saving. All of it!

God’s simple plan of salvation is: You are a sinner. Therefore, unless you believe on Jesus Who died in your place, you will spend eternity in Hell. If you believe on Him as your crucified, buried, and risen Savior, you receive forgiveness for all of your sins and His gift of eternal salvation by faith.

You say, “Surely, it cannot be that simple.” Yes, that simple! It is scriptural. It is God’s plan. My friend, believe on Jesus and receive Him as Savior today.

If His plan is not perfectly clear, read this tract over and over, without laying it down, until you understand it. Your soul is worth more than all the world.

“For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?” (Mark 8:36).

Be sure you are saved. If you lose your soul, you miss Heaven and lose all. Please! Let God save you this very moment.

God’s power will save you, keep you saved, and enable you to live a victorious Christian life. “There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, Who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it” (1 Corinthians 10:13).

Do not trust your feelings. They change. Stand on God’s promises. They never change. After you are saved, there are three things to practice daily for spiritual growth:

* Pray -- you talk to God.
* Read your Bible -- God talks to you.
* Witness -- you talk for God.

You should be baptized in obedience to the Lord Jesus Christ as a public testimony of your salvation, and then unite with a Bible-believing church without delay. “Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Lord . . . .” (2 Timothy 1)

“Whosoever therefore shall confess [testify of] Me before men, him will I confess also before My Father which is in heaven” (Matthew 10:32).

For more information, please email : wanttruth@gmail.com

10/3/2007 3:41:01 PM

Caustic Gnostic

With the possible exception of thermonuclear weapons, I would say that the bible is the most evil artifact in human history.

"truth", stop being an obnoxious whore. Nobody here wants what you're selling.

10/3/2007 4:02:11 PM

Jack Bauer

"i think edicius is false cuz he hasnt been proven yet. darwin wrote a book about how he thinks edicius might have come to be and everybody believes him.
if i were a scientist and i wrote a book about how edicius can communicate with ppl telepathicly would u believe me? also evolution contradicts itself. i dont know wat its called but there is a certain edicius that is so odd they could not find anything it could have possibly evolved from. there have been fossilized footprints found of edicius's footprint stepping on a small animal (again i cant remember wat its called i'm not a scientist) that shouldve been extinct millions of years before edicius came into existence. also if edicius was so simple and were prehistoric cavemen when they first came into existence why did the fosilized footprint have shoes? also in the bible (might i remind u the bible is not a religious book but is instead a history book written over one thousand to four thousand years ago) the book of Job chapter 40 verses 15-19 it mentions dinosaurs while edicius was existent. there is no real proof to edicius being real. so if edicius isnt real, find a new theory cuz your wrong."


There - all fixed!

10/3/2007 6:43:49 PM

Freboy

You base your opinions on facts you KNOW you don't have straight.

Way... to... go!

10/3/2007 6:57:12 PM

cyborgtroy

Truth, I already got born once and it was lame.

10/8/2007 3:50:36 AM

mngamojemo

I tried to save my soul but I broke down and used it anyway.

3/3/2008 8:27:57 PM

Integra


i think evolution is false cuz it hasnt been proven yet
Neither has the bible.
also evolution contradicts itself.
So does the bible.

3/5/2008 6:28:35 AM

apYrs

"..i'm not a scientist.."

you're barely literate


I've never understood why people flaunt their stupidity or ignorance. It's OK to ask, and ask again if you don't understand, but to state things as fact that you can't even spell.....

*headdesk* (just broke coffee cup....

3/5/2008 7:00:46 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Can someone translate this for me? I don't speak Lolcat.

3/5/2008 9:11:29 AM

Canadiest

"there the christian has answered" and sense has left the building.

Another victim of Hovidism

3/5/2008 2:49:01 PM

Philbert McAdamia


if i were a scientist and i wrote a book about how vegetation can communicate with ppl telepathicly would u believe me?

No. But if I were an uneducated, hard core unemployable goat herder and told you I can walk on water you'd buy that. Then I'd tell you; and, and, and my buddy Pete can do it to, when I tell him it's OK. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'm the mayor of the Pacific Ocean - and it's FOR SALE.

3/5/2008 3:34:15 PM

szena

darwin wrote a book about how he thinks man might have come to be

If you had read the book you'd know that he carefully sets out his evidence and backs up each part of his theory. Contrary to what fundies think, Darwin didn't just make the whole thing up, which is what you would be doing if you wrote a book about telepathic communication.

3/5/2008 4:12:11 PM

GigaGuess

i think evolution is false cuz it hasnt been proven yet.
Theory. Does not. Mean. Unproven. Theory. Means. Falsifiable. It can be proven wrong. Guess what? It hasn't.

darwin wrote a book about how he thinks man might have come to be and everybody believes him.
After he submitted proper evidence to a peer review, yeah, people started buying into it.

if i were a scientist and i wrote a book about how vegetation can communicate with ppl telepathicly would u believe me?
If you showed me appropriate evidence, sure.

also evolution contradicts itself. i dont know wat its called but there is a certain beetle that is so odd they could not find anything it could have possibly evolved from.
So...one single creature that doesn't have an immediately obvious lineage means the whole thing falls apart? Shall we talk about Genesis for a second, and apply that logic?

there have been fossilized footprints found of a mans footprint stepping on a small animal (again i cant remember wat its called i'm not a scientist) that shouldve been extinct millions of years before man came into existence.
And he keeps it so vague that it's impossible to even research this appropriately to blow him out of the water. Bravo!

also if man was so simple and were prehistoric cavemen when they first came into existence why did the fosilized footprint have shoes?
First guess is you're lying. Second guess is that it likely wouldn't take man, who in spite of simplicity, was able to adapt, fashioning crude tools even in early stages, would have likely discovered that wrapping his feet in hides would protect his feet from ground hazards and the elements. unless you mean actual SHOES/BOOTS, at which I'll have to call shenanigans.

also in the bible (might i remind u the bible is not a religious book but is instead a history book written over one thousand to four thousand years ago)...
And used by many, many kings to keep the people in check. Of course they'd have no reason to edit things, and manipulate the passages, now, would they?

...the book of Job chapter 40 verses 15-19 it mentions dinosaurs while man was existent.
In a shoehorned passage that more likely was used to describe elephants, or rhinos, or other large mammals.

there is no real proof to evolution being real.
Keep telling yourself that.

so if creationism isnt real, find a new theory cuz your wrong.
Because you say so. Yeah. Yours could be wrong but ours is more wrong. In spite of a complete lack of proof other than hitting us over the head with the bible. You'll pardon me if I remain unconvinced.

there the christian has answered.
With a stream of drivel and tripe. Yes, you have.

3/5/2008 4:48:44 PM

Brenz

Oh, well, that's settled then.

3/5/2008 6:11:40 PM