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i think evolution is false cuz it hasnt been proven yet. darwin wrote a book about how he thinks man might have come to be and everybody believes him.
if i were a scientist and i wrote a book about how vegetation can communicate with ppl telepathicly would u believe me? also evolution contradicts itself. i dont know wat its called but there is a certain beetle that is so odd they could not find anything it could have possibly evolved from. there have been fossilized footprints found of a mans footprint stepping on a small animal (again i cant remember wat its called i'm not a scientist) that shouldve been extinct millions of years before man came into existence. also if man was so simple and were prehistoric cavemen when they first came into existence why did the fosilized footprint have shoes? also in the bible (might i remind u the bible is not a religious book but is instead a history book written over one thousand to four thousand years ago) the book of Job chapter 40 verses 15-19 it mentions dinosaurs while man was existent. there is no real proof to evolution being real. so if creationism isnt real, find a new theory cuz your wrong.

there the christian has answered.

Edicius, Naruto Forums 36 Comments [9/30/2007 12:29:44 PM]
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#424377
hGoddess

The Scientific Method: it works, bitches

3/5/2008 8:24:37 PM

#424378
GigaGuess

Seriously, though. Any time I see someone type like this, I want to track them down, douse them in lighter fluid, and offer them a smoke.

3/5/2008 8:26:12 PM

#424389
El Guapo

Explaining evolution to someone of Edicius' mental capability is like teaching a card trick to a dog.

Its frustrating to both parties.

Maybe, Edicius, you should get back to the deep-fryer and leave the thinking to those with the capacity for it.


3/5/2008 9:02:57 PM

#424403
Snafui

The passage sited has foot notes that states it's either a hippo or an elephant...

and the "cedar" mentioned is thought to be a reference to the elephant's penis! It's not a dinosaur...

3/5/2008 9:24:54 PM

#1128149
Rat of Steel


3/3/2010 8:55:16 AM

#1128161
Anon-e-moose

"i think evolution is false cuz it hasnt been proven yet."

That's nice dear. (*pats Edicius on head*)

Now you go back to your ninja cartoon dear, the adults are talking.

@Lies!

"First, my friend, you must realize you are a sinner. “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23).

Because you are a sinner, you are condemned to death. “For the wages [payment] of sin is death” (Romans 6:23). This includes eternal separation from God in Hell."

'Sin' is defined in any dictionary as committing crimes against divine law. Or contravening the moral standards of a deity(ies). But since we Atheists don't acknowledge the existence of a 'God', therefore we can't be sinners.

We Atheists certainly have higher moral standards than your 'God'. Just read the Old Testament for proof. Therefore we Atheists are superior to God.

3/3/2010 9:48:40 AM

#1129048
SeekerLancer

I think religions are false because they haven't been proven yet.

And stop picking on Darwin you idiots his book is 150 years out of date the science HAS ADVANCED SINCE THEN.

And yes I know Christianity has all of the answers... but none of them happen to be correct.

3/5/2010 2:30:45 PM

#1129062
Philbert McAdamia

> if ... i wrote a book about how vegetation can communicate with ppl telepathicly would u believe me?<

No, and if you wrote a book claiming you can communicate with people I wouldn't believe it either.

> why did the fosilized footprint have shoes? <

(baDUMP)

Why did the dinosaur cross the path?

(baDUMP)

Why did the neandertal wear a red loin cloth?

(baDUMP)

Take Eve. Please!

(babaDOOMPTshhhh)

3/5/2010 3:02:14 PM

#1129064
Quantum Mechanic

Evolution is the foundation of all biology. Extinction is for the stupid. That's you.

3/5/2010 3:05:17 PM

#1338597
Karana

What are you, ten? Because you're about as convincing as a ten year old.

10/7/2011 3:59:23 PM

#1338935
Elia

Hmm, you think CLR will get rid of that gunk left behind by the drive-by fundie?

As to the OP, please learn how to use capital letters. You sounded silly enough in that post, why make it worse?

10/8/2011 9:47:18 PM
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