Most edumacated creationist.
10/2/2007 11:33:07 AM
This fundie has at least got the scientific method right; You prove positives, not negatives.
Now, let's move on to the bible.
10/2/2007 11:41:07 AM
What do you want, a family photo album of protoceratops and kin?
This isn't empiricism -- it's just an outlandish refusal to examine and honestly interpret the evidence that DOES exist.
10/2/2007 11:50:04 AM
Y'know, Satan put the copyright dates on all the bones he hid in the dirt. We have all kinds of bar-code readers and stoof to decipher the dates.
Goddamn, guess what? All the different bones and different dates add up to a long story about really old life forms that are nothing like what we have today.
I'd say Satan did a much neater and thorough job than god did.
10/2/2007 12:52:13 PM
radiometric dating FTW.
10/2/2007 12:53:04 PM
Actually, if the creature was female, you can tell by the bones if it was ever pregnant.
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