Title: FOR THE LADIES: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID WOMAN
#1 You are a stupid woman if you are more concerned about showing off your legs than you are about not triggering lust in men.
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Yeah, it's so moronic of me to make sure the bills get paid. Boy, am I dumb to support my husband while he writes. Stupid, stupid me!
Title: FOR THE CHRISTIANS: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID CHRISTIAN
#1 You are a stupid Christian if you are more concerned about what people do in their bedrooms then all the famine, diseases, and wars going on in the world.
#2 You are a moronic Christian if you think women who wear pants are morons.
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I live alone, who the heck else is supposed to wear the pants. Plus, if I'm wearing pants, my legs don't show.
Title: FOR THE FUNDIES: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A MISOGYNIST CRETIN
#1 You believe that female rape victims were "asking for it".
#2 You believe that males are naturally superior to females, and yet have the self-restraint of an animal in heat.
#3 You are a misogynist cretin if you "wear the belt in your family", and hit your wife and kids with it every night.
Sure, only a stupid woman can support a family.
What's this bullcrap about "triggering lust in men," as if men can't feel lust all by themselves?
"Personally, I prefer a relationship where no one wears any pants!" </Groucho Marx>
That whole website is a gold mine of stupid.
(Okay, I've had a shitty experience tonight, so I'm gonna be a lot bitchier with my comments.)
Eat shit, "Dr" Bisconoti. Kthnxbai.
Who is Michael J. Bisconti?
"The terms “Pneumiology,” “Pastoral Anthropology,” “Pneumiatry,” “Pastoral Anthropiatry,” “Anthropiatry,” “Psychiatric Pneumiatry,” and “Pneumiatric Psychiatry” were coined by Dr. Michael J. Bisconti on January 1, 1959. Pneumiology is the science of Pastoral Anthropology. Pastoral Anthropology is scripturally ethical Anthropology. Dr. Bisconti is the founder of the science of Pastoral Anthropology (Pneumiology). Anthropology is the science of human beings. Pneumiatry is the science of Pastoral Anthropiatry. Pastoral Anthropiatry is scripturally ethical Anthropiatry. Dr. Bisconti is the founder of the science of Pastoral Anthropiatry (Pneumiatry). Anthropiatry is the science of the healing of human beings from the scientific and fideistic perspectives. Dr. Bisconti is the founder of the science of Anthropiatry. Medicine is the science of the healing of human beings from the scientific perspective. Medicine is a part of the field of Anthropiatry (e.g., see Abortion). Psychiatric Pneumiatry is scripturally ethical, advanced Pastoral Psychiatry. Psychiatric Pneumiatry is not a medical discipline though it requires a degree of medical knowledge. Dr. Bisconti is the founder of the science of Psychiatric Pneumiatry. Pastoral Psychiatry is not a medical discipline (see Dr. John Bonnell). Pneumiatric Psychiatry is a specialized type of Psychiatry. Pneumiatric Psychiatrists are licensed Psychiatrists who have received additional, advanced training in Pneumiatry, including Psychiatric Pneumiatry, at the Pneumiatry Institute. Dr. Bisconti is the founder of the science of Pneumiatric Psychiatry."
So who is Dr. Michael J. Bisconti? An ego maniac (note repeated self-references) who makes up unpronounceable words that sound like something scientific.
@NJ Osprey: Strangely enough, a Google search for those fields of study turns up...the Life Foundations Nexus site.
Scientific fields that only exist in the confines of Mr. Bisconti's head? Why, I think so!
Maybe we shouldn't be do hard on this guy.
Evidently there is at least one woman in the world who doesn't cringe at the thought of him.
Title: FOR DR. BISCONTI: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
#1 You are a stupid man if you are more concerned about how your wife makes you look than about her happiness and well-being.
#2 You are a moronic man if you believe that only a man can "wear the pants in the family."
In short, you are both stupid and moronic.
There's a certain doctor who would have probably never gotten out of certain situations if it wasn't for females wearing pants. Okay, sometimes they get him into more trouble, but you see my point... Donna doesn't count. It was her wedding for god's sake.
I don't see what's wrong with my lust, Michael. And you're a man... why do you hate yourself?
Please. If my dad wore the pants in my family then we would have been in some deep shit.
And you're just stupid. It doesn't matter what you wear, or what parts of your body you show off, or anything. None of your actions will EVER hide your blatant idiocy, shining brilliantly like the Bat signal with a big "M" for Moron on your forehead.
And you're a stupid man if you believe in all the stereotypes of the nineteenth century. Think with the brain, if a woman is able to lead a house, how can she be stupid?. Moreover, if she's able to mind her business but men can't control their lusts, again, who's the idiot one?.
Seriously? 40 comments without a "Die in a Fire" for this waste of life? Very well, I suppose the responsibility lies with me.
Dr. Michael J. Bisconti, on behalf of compassionate people the world over, I urge you to throw yourself from a height of between twenty and thirty feet onto a bonfire between fifteen and twenty feet in diameter, at which point, hopefully still alive, you will inform all those who've witnessed your noble act of gene pool cleansing of these two comments, so they may know it would not be worth their efforts to save you.
Best regards,
Dr. Bisconti:
Let's take a look at the good doctor's credentials:
1978 - Doctorate in Pneumiatry (Pastoral Anthropiatry)
http://thefortyyearsprojects.com/in-depthbackgroundinformation.htm
... WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
BE SMART!
GO PANTS-LESS!
I'm quite curious as to how this works.... And, no, I don't think I'm capable of figuring it out.
"For the time being, we would like each of you to try to figure out how it works. Eventually, we will explain how it works, on this web page. In addition, we will be posting additional supographic images on this web page. Now, carry the battle to the enemy!"
Not triggering lust in men?. Wait, if men can't control their urges, who is the stupid being?. And if she wears the pants, is a symbol of intelligence and of a person with the gift of command. Or since when the rules changed?
Note: Bisconti lists all of his "degrees" as being from Chicago Christian University, which is not accredited by anyone. He is therefore not any kind of doctor.
Also: “wear the pants in your family.”
I've never understood this expression. I get that it's supposed to mean the person in charge, but how does that make any sense?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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