On Saturday evening I was watching television when my daughter of 2 came out of her room to tell me that her doll was moving by itself. I assumed that it probably fell off the shelf so to satisfy her I got up and went to her room . when I got there to my surprise she had a stuffed troll doll dancing in the middle of her bedroom floor to a Disney movie playing music . Being raised in church I began pleading the blood of Jesus and commanded that spirit to leave then the doll went limp and fell over on the floor. I took the doll outside my house and burned it. what would cause something like this to happen?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. I know you really wish it was true so as to make your sad little life less boring and to give you something to prattle on to your nitwit friends about, but, no. Stop making stuff up.
I really want to show a bunch of fundies a "Tickle Me Elmo TMX" doll and watch them cry and scream about deamons and the like.
[if you ever get the chance, get one of these dolls and a bunch of mates, get really stoned and just watch it roll on the floor laughing. Very quickly you will all be joining it, and you won't stop until the batteries run out.]
"what would cause something like this to happen?"
Various hallucinogenic substances, sleep deprivation or maybe outright lying to us.
Though maybe saying that it was a troll doll is actually trying to send a message? Could be a poe, or simply me reading too much into this.
Wait, if this was true, what was the problem? seriously, if you accept that there are spirits (i don't but it's fun conjecture), then what was so bad about one that made a doll dance?
Seriously, hitting you or making stuff oose blood; ya got a problem.
entertaining your children harmlessly? hmm... maybe not so much.
I actually love this quote so much, I can't bring myself to ridicule it, or even question its perfection.
This one had better get an award!
"when I got there to my surprise she had a stuffed troll doll dancing in the middle of her bedroom floor to a Disney movie playing music."
I bet, it was High School Musical . Those tunes are so catchy you've just gotta dance!
Oh no, another fundy breeding.
Surely a prayerful home should be proof against such things?
I've just read the site - these people are dangerous. They see evil everywhere, they "know" the supernatural exists, they would be the first out with torches and pitchforks if they could get away with it
I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts!
I hear there's a wizard in Chicago who charges good rates for haunted houses, you might want to look him up. Oh, but wait, wizards are of the debbil!!!ELEVENTYONE
See, I told you not to eat the funny mushrooms.
That page is FULL of insanity! Burn stuffed animals because they're idols? What? Graven images? They're stuffed bears, and bunnies, and kittens, and...
Gawd. Whatever these people are high on, I don't want it.
I feel sorry for their children.
Also, they need hobbies. Lots and lots of them.
LSD'll do it.
Eating any ergot lately?
what would cause something like this to happen?
Drugs is my guess. No, in all seriousness, you might want to check and make sure there's no gas leaks, carbon monoxide, or anything else like that seeping into your house. If not, then, seriously, stay off the fucking drugs.
I began pleading the blood of Jesus
Hahahahaha. Too funny. How do these people come up with these?
Please, oh please, eichor of Thor, make it stop.
Oh! By the smegma of Cthulhu, no more dancing.
Come on, now, saliva of Isis, knock it off.
I beg thee, marinara of the FSM, you're scaring me.
I call lie. My experience with 2 year olds leads me to believe a kid that age wouldn't be able to calmly articulate to anyone that a troll was dancing in their room.
It's Saturday evening and the kid isn't in bed yet? So she's left the child alone in her room with a TV and it takes a dancing troll to get her off her arse.
@AWP
"May Suigintou visit your dreams"
I didn't know Disney had licenced the anime "Rozen Maiden"?! That, or 'Anonymous' is a Poe/troll, from 4chan/s /a/.
Your child was telling you that you need to supervise her instead of watching the TV.
Too bad no-one in that church you were raised in bothered to teach you grammar. That would probably be a more useful skill, than "pleading the blood of Jesus".
If I were a demon, I'd choose to posses something a lot cooler than a fucking troll doll.
And I certainly wouldn't dance to a Disney soundtrack...
"what would cause something like this to happen?"
Oh it's difficult to say, things like this happen all the time.
Confused?
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