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3) May 1 Beltaine, also called Walpurgisnacht or Roodmass. This is why the Communists have always celebrated May 1, which they call May Day. Communism was never actually Atheistic; it has always been Satanic to its core. Remember, Karl Marx was a practicing Satanist.

David Bay, The Cutting Edge 43 Comments [11/16/2007 6:53:08 PM]
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Remember, David Bay is a a practicing idiot.

11/16/2007 7:02:36 PM


"Walpurgis Night is a holiday celebrated on April 30 or May 1, in large parts of Central and Northern Europe."

It's not Communists, who are Satanic. It's the Finns.

11/16/2007 7:03:34 PM


Finnish = Satanic?

11/16/2007 7:04:50 PM

Old Viking

From what I've heard old Karl was a pretty good bowler, too.

11/16/2007 7:13:00 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Remember, David Bay talks out his ass.

11/16/2007 7:16:36 PM


Yeah sure Mike, the Finnish students are all worshiping demons when they put those student caps on the heads of those statues. The statues are in fact high priestesses and goddesses of the covens of their universities. Ask any fundie or the WBC. I'm sure they will agree.

11/16/2007 7:25:14 PM

Mister Spak

Then why didn't communists celebrate halloween, supposedly satans holiday?

11/16/2007 7:25:40 PM


Beltaine was a Celtic spring (planting, fertility) festival in pre-Patrick days. I did not realize Karl Marx was Irish!

11/16/2007 8:06:06 PM


David, David, David.

Focus, man, focus.

I know, it does hurt pulling all of those "facts" out of your ass.

Satan is a myth.

11/16/2007 8:28:24 PM

No, I'm pretty sure it's to commemorate the Haymarket unrest, which occurred three years after Marx's death.

11/16/2007 8:37:03 PM

May 1st was chosen because of a number of events that took place that day, are you sure your sources are right?

11/17/2007 12:18:55 AM

Brian X

May 1st is Labor Day in a lot of countries that aren't the US. I suppose they're all socialist pigs?

Oh, wait. I'm talking about a fundy. Of course they are.

11/17/2007 12:37:50 AM

Big Chicken Turd

I missed that part of the Communist Manifesto that said "Workers of the world, hail Satan."

and my grandma uses Beltane hearing aids.

11/17/2007 2:10:33 AM

rubber chicken

Is a practicing Satanist one who hasn't quite got it right yet?

11/17/2007 3:26:58 AM


I'm not big on reviewing my work. But David, man, revise what you've just written.

11/17/2007 3:58:49 AM


While it's a relief tto see something other than communism = atheism, why can't fundies understand that communism = communism and that's it?

11/17/2007 6:32:14 AM

Lex Kitten

Please join the long line of Fundies that need to learn their history.

11/17/2007 7:03:12 AM

Count Spatula

Wrong on so many fucking levels.

Beltaine is an ancient pagan holiday


May Day was celebrated WAAAAAAY before communism even became an idea.

Marx was not a satanist.

F-- see me after class, David

11/17/2007 10:53:41 AM


Just how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby, anyway?

11/17/2007 10:59:24 AM


Does this mean you'll stop blaming Communism on atheists?

11/17/2007 11:11:39 AM


Eric: You're saying they aren't one and the same? I thought the fundies were always blaming atheist Satanists for everything they don't like.

11/17/2007 2:45:25 PM


"The Cutting Edge" hell, it should be called "The Nut on the Ledge"!PS God just called, he said to remind you that the 9th commandment thing applies to everybody, even fundies who claim to be Christians.

11/17/2007 2:52:46 PM


I wonder if anyone has told this guy that the may Day socialists celebrate has to do with the hay market riot in Chicago.

Hence it's alternate name International workers Day.

Not that it matters. Once one can believe stupid shit like marx being a Satanist, one can believe practically any bull shit idea that pops into one's little head.

11/17/2007 3:07:31 PM


No he wasn't!

11/17/2007 3:17:44 PM


As an actual relative of Karl Marx, this is defamatory to his memory and a downright batshit claim anyway. Say what you will about his ideas, but trying to attach pure evil to his identity?

Fundies get off on defamation...

11/17/2007 4:27:49 PM

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