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#337495
Carnivore_Rabbit
Remember, David Bay is a a practicing idiot.
11/16/2007 7:02:36 PM
#337496
Nameless
"Walpurgis Night is a holiday celebrated on April 30 or May 1, in large parts of Central and Northern Europe."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walpurgis_Night
It's not Communists, who are Satanic. It's the Finns.
11/16/2007 7:03:34 PM
#337500
Mike
Finnish = Satanic?
11/16/2007 7:04:50 PM
#337511
Old Viking
From what I've heard old Karl was a pretty good bowler, too.
11/16/2007 7:13:00 PM
#337516
Caustic Gnostic
Remember, David Bay talks out his ass.
11/16/2007 7:16:36 PM
#337533
Nameless
Yeah sure Mike, the Finnish students are all worshiping demons when they put those student caps on the heads of those statues. The statues are in fact high priestesses and goddesses of the covens of their universities. Ask any fundie or the WBC. I'm sure they will agree.
11/16/2007 7:25:14 PM
#337534
Mister Spak
Then why didn't communists celebrate halloween, supposedly satans holiday?
11/16/2007 7:25:40 PM
#337576
Moondog
Beltaine was a Celtic spring (planting, fertility) festival in pre-Patrick days. I did not realize Karl Marx was Irish!
11/16/2007 8:06:06 PM
#337602
AnonymousAsshole
David, David, David.
Focus, man, focus.
I know, it does hurt pulling all of those "facts" out of your ass.
Satan is a myth.
11/16/2007 8:28:24 PM
#337607
No, I'm pretty sure it's to commemorate the Haymarket unrest, which occurred three years after Marx's death.
11/16/2007 8:37:03 PM
#337792
May 1st was chosen because of a number of events that took place that day, are you sure your sources are right?
11/17/2007 12:18:55 AM
#337809
Brian X
May 1st is Labor Day in a lot of countries that aren't the US. I suppose they're all socialist pigs?
Oh, wait. I'm talking about a fundy. Of course they are.
11/17/2007 12:37:50 AM
#337831
Big Chicken Turd
I missed that part of the Communist Manifesto that said "Workers of the world, hail Satan."
and my grandma uses Beltane hearing aids.
11/17/2007 2:10:33 AM
#337848
rubber chicken
Is a practicing Satanist one who hasn't quite got it right yet?
11/17/2007 3:26:58 AM
#337865
Athar
I'm not big on reviewing my work. But David, man, revise what you've just written.
11/17/2007 3:58:49 AM
#337925
Nutz
While it's a relief tto see something other than communism = atheism, why can't fundies understand that communism = communism and that's it?
11/17/2007 6:32:14 AM
#337945
Lex Kitten
Please join the long line of Fundies that need to learn their history.
11/17/2007 7:03:12 AM
#338019
Count Spatula
Wrong on so many fucking levels.
Beltaine is an ancient pagan holiday
pagans!=satanists
May Day was celebrated WAAAAAAY before communism even became an idea.
Marx was not a satanist.
F-- see me after class, David
11/17/2007 10:53:41 AM
#338025
approximate
Just how many times were you dropped on your head as a baby, anyway?
11/17/2007 10:59:24 AM
#338044
Eric
Does this mean you'll stop blaming Communism on atheists?
11/17/2007 11:11:39 AM
#338158
Zemyla
Eric: You're saying they aren't one and the same? I thought the fundies were always blaming atheist Satanists for everything they don't like.
11/17/2007 2:45:25 PM
#338163
flipper
"The Cutting Edge" hell, it should be called "The Nut on the Ledge"!PS God just called, he said to remind you that the 9th commandment thing applies to everybody, even fundies who claim to be Christians.
11/17/2007 2:52:46 PM
#338170
Booley
I wonder if anyone has told this guy that the may Day socialists celebrate has to do with the hay market riot in Chicago.
Hence it's alternate name International workers Day.
Not that it matters. Once one can believe stupid shit like marx being a Satanist, one can believe practically any bull shit idea that pops into one's little head.
11/17/2007 3:07:31 PM
#338181
Osiris
No he wasn't!
11/17/2007 3:17:44 PM
#338220
Max
As an actual relative of Karl Marx, this is defamatory to his memory and a downright batshit claim anyway. Say what you will about his ideas, but trying to attach pure evil to his identity?
Fundies get off on defamation...
11/17/2007 4:27:49 PM
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