Quote# 31753

[Another one of Hovind's imaginary conversations. This one is between himself and Hitler.]
KH: How is it decided which race is superior and what is it based on?
Hitler: It’s all based on the science of evolution! Since the strongest survive and the weakest die off, we have decided to speed up the process by eliminating the inferior races of Jews and blacks. War itself will demonstrate which is the most fit race.
KH: But the Bible says that all men are of one blood (Acts 17:26).
Hitler: Oh, that Bible is outdated. Our scientists have proven man arose from apes by evolution. Only the strongest survive, and we will show the world that we are the strongest!

Kent Hovind, CSE Blogs 89 Comments [11/29/2007 11:10:14 PM]
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he'd be really lonely in that jailcell if it weren't for all the voices in there with him

11/29/2007 11:20:11 PM


For some reason all I can read is "blablablabla....evolution....Blablablabla.....bible.....Blablabla"

Hearing a Llama crap is more exciting than his crazy talk.

11/29/2007 11:21:03 PM


How do we know it wasn't Hitler pretending to be God in his other conversations?

11/29/2007 11:24:44 PM


Who knew Hitler had such a keen grasp of evolutionary science?


11/29/2007 11:32:46 PM


And where is the evidence that Hitler killed Jews, Blacks, Gypsies, homosexuals, and the other minorities that you yourself see as subhuman because he believed in evolution?

11/29/2007 11:42:18 PM


Evolution doesn't work that way! seconded.

11/29/2007 11:51:25 PM


Fittest, not strongest. Why can't fundies grasp this very simple concept?

11/29/2007 11:54:28 PM


How's that forced sodomy going, Kent?

11/29/2007 11:56:16 PM


Lying for Jesus is still lying.

11/30/2007 12:20:12 AM

Enemy of the Sun

Titled Knee-Mail between Kent and Hitler.

So, just to get this straight, Kent Hovind prays to Adolf Hitler?

11/30/2007 12:27:25 AM


Well that was good for a laugh. Reminded me of the Fawlty Towers episode, "The Germans"

11/30/2007 12:44:18 AM


He's praying to Hiltlah but we're the evil ones?

11/30/2007 12:50:27 AM



A sub-disease of fundtardation where various spurious claims involving monotheistic holy texts, psuedo-scientic research and much self-delusion are made.

11/30/2007 12:52:59 AM


Hey Kent - you forgot to ask him if he's happy in heaven without any Jews...

11/30/2007 1:04:31 AM


It's nice to see that Kent has made friends with someone who thinks the way he does.

BTW: Neither Kent nor Adolf knows anything about evolution.

11/30/2007 1:15:46 AM


In the UK the seriously psychologically disturbed accused of a serious offence can avoid a criminal trial and possible jail sentence if their defence can prove they are 'not fit to plead'. In which case they can be 'sectioned' and sent to a secure mental hospital instead.
Does the USA have a similar 'Get-out-of Jail-free' clause? Over here we fairly often read stories of people who'd never stand trial in the UK receiving the death sentence in places like Texas so I imagine not, at least in some states. It does sound as though Hovind is doing his best to prove he's insane though.

11/30/2007 1:38:20 AM


Why are all of Mr Dino's imaginary friends, raging psychopaths or sociopaths that exhibit megalomaniacal tendancies and a hatred of those different to themselves and who think that disobedience should be punishable by death?

11/30/2007 1:50:41 AM


Can I call Godwin on this one?

11/30/2007 1:59:30 AM


LOL Hitler was Catholic his entire life.

11/30/2007 2:22:57 AM

David B.

I almost feel sorry for him, reduced to imaginary conversations with one of the most atrocious excuses for a human being of the whole of the last century. Poor Hitler!

11/30/2007 4:01:49 AM


Classic David B.

11/30/2007 4:15:31 AM

David B.

Kent, have you not read Paul's letter to the Lebedians?

"Paul, an apostle of Christ Jesus by the will of God, to the saints in Lebedus, the faithful in Christ Jesus:

"Sorry to hear about your current predicament but, seriously guys, you've got to pay your taxes! It's not like you can take the money with you when you die, and Jesus ordered us to give everything we own to the poor and follow him. If you got yourself banged up for holding out on 'the man', you've got no-one to blame but yourself, so don't go crying to God or claiming persecution. I've done some jailtime myself, so believe me when I say you should use your time in the big house to reflect upon your faith. Oh, and remember to turn the other cheek, if you get my drift. Some goose fat will take away the 'sting'!

"In answer to your second point, no it is not okay to stone a farmer who breeds a new type of chicken for interfering with God's creation. The fact that it is even possible to breed new types of chicken should have given you a clue. God's creation is malleable, hence the actions of God, man or even, I guess, nature can mold the creatures of the world to their purpose. Do you really think God wasted his time designing a million different types of beetle? Why not come up with a beetle that is able to better design itself, that is way cooler!

"Finally, a word of clarification. I've heard that a few of you have been going around saying 'Jesus would say this' or 'Nero believes that'. Stop it! Making up stuff to support a feeble argument is lying! It doesn't matter why you are lying, that you are lying is enough!

"What do you think will happen if you are caught in one of your lies? It is not only your credibility that suffers, but the credibility of the whole position you sought to defend. Seriously, get a grip and learn some damn facts! If you can't do that, withdraw from the argument before you make fools of us all!"

Wow! Arguing is so much easier when you can just make shit up, thanks Kent!

11/30/2007 4:22:32 AM


Out of his fucking mind.

11/30/2007 5:07:54 AM


How can we be sure all these voices are not DEMONS?

11/30/2007 5:17:37 AM

Man Called True

Prison life really isn't agreeing with you, huh, Kent?

11/30/2007 5:28:02 AM

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