actually, caroline, you twat, you are wrong.
God does exist,
if he didnt, how was i saved from suicide? coincidence? no way you fucking moron
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I attempted, and failed, at suicide several times in my life. However, I realize it was because I fucked up my planning, not divine intervention. :)
I mean, I'm a queer atheist, I don't think god wants me around anyway. XD.
[Note: If anyone cares, this was years ago. I'm no longer suicidal. Hooray counseling and drugs]
Well, considering what you wrote, your name and my mood, I declare you stupid enough to try to commit suicide in the living room while your full-of-paramedics family watches TV.
Ahh, facebook. It's like Myspace, but with fewer child molesters.
And this guy is just asking for a "Because you can't even get dying right?" retort, considering my cynical mood this morning.
Because you didn't want to commit suicide, you fucking moron?, because you reacted?, etc..............
Remember kids, It's down the road, not across the street.
I'm glad somebody else said it, so I didn't have to.
You're that incompetent, maybe?
From your post, I can tell you lack higher reasoning.
I ma ashamed to say this, but if you're going to take a failed suicide attempt, and use it as an opportunity to attack others on their faith, I half-assed wish you had succeeded.
Noone gets "saved" from suicide. You still committed the act, it just didn't work, apparently.
But then again it would have been no loss to humanity if it had.
I thought suicide was a mortal sin for these idiots, but what do I know. Anyway, seeing as it isn't - go ahead, try again. See if Gawd could give a shit this time around.
Confused?
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