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#351366
"It doesn't matter if half of Indonesia ends up underwater and those people die of starvation. They weren't Christians anyway."
12/4/2007 6:05:23 AM
#351372
Captain Janeway
This is why the planet is doomed. Natural selection isn't killing off these morons fast enough.
12/4/2007 6:29:55 AM
#351379
Blackvoice
Not even helping people then? Yeah, fuck up the planet, let the people die of starvation and you... just... sit there. Brilliant!
12/4/2007 6:42:47 AM
#351387
Raggy
And you don't just sit there? What do you do for the environment, recycle a plastic bottle or two? Not enough, nothing will be enough, except human extinction. Muhahahahahaah
12/4/2007 7:00:52 AM
#351391
DavidS
Bury your head in the sands of the wholly babble.
12/4/2007 7:09:12 AM
#351396
Mister Spak
"the bible doesn't say that global warming is going to destroy the planet or kill us all."
The bible doesn't say anything about the internet so stop posting there.
" Anyways churches and christians I THINK should be more concerned with helping people find jesus and following the bible then with "worldly concerns"
Does this mean you fundies will get out of politics and government?
12/4/2007 7:14:11 AM
#351403
NonProphet
"the bible doesn't say that global warming is going to destroy the planet or kill us all."
It also doesn't say anything about a Rapture. So, following your logic...
12/4/2007 7:28:03 AM
#351416
You'll tell us the day you are starving because harvests fail or you're surrounded with floods and other problems, and you realise that God have better things to do than rapture idiots like you.
12/4/2007 7:44:20 AM
#351418
Doctor Whom
Mister Spak for the win.
12/4/2007 7:44:34 AM
#351449
Zombie Jesus
Jesus is a myth.
Too bad the environment isn't.
12/4/2007 8:28:50 AM
#351471
LabRat
1. Jesus is a person's name (A lot of people, actually) and should be capitalized.
2. Next time your preacher sermonizes about stewardship, take your earplugs out.
12/4/2007 9:26:26 AM
#351502
Mudflappus
Allow me to introduce you to conservation via my all natural hickory baseball bat you waste of flesh. Really, you people need to get with the program.
12/4/2007 10:11:23 AM
#351509
Osiris
I'm sure Jesus wants to come back to a planet that's all fucked up.
12/4/2007 10:20:17 AM
#351534
approximate
The problem is, you don't think.
Here's a way a fundie do its part to help stop global warming...die.
12/4/2007 11:05:29 AM
#351536
Sideshow Bob
YOU ARE A RISK TO BOTH THE EARTH AND THE FAITH!
12/4/2007 11:07:05 AM
#351538
Damen
Wait, according to the bible, humans were supposed to be the "stewards of the earth", so you're basically going against your very own bible. Bet that'll piss your god off, won't it?
12/4/2007 11:11:31 AM
#351587
Zoony The Lazoon
"Mister Spak for the win."
Seconded.
12/4/2007 12:19:55 PM
#351606
t3h_fuhr3r
Could you pull your head out of your ass for a moment so I could point something important to you?
The bible isn't a book of the future!
Have you even READ the damn thing!?
12/4/2007 12:56:50 PM
#351609
John
the bible doesn't say that global warming is going to destroy the planet or kill us all.
Sure it does. If you cherry-pick the Bible and stretch its interpretation enough, the Bible can be made to say almost anything. In fact it already has. According to some "Rapture" loonies, global warming will be part of the "fourth plague" in Revelation: "And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory" (Rev. 16:9).
12/4/2007 1:00:40 PM
#351647
Old Viking
But, you see, "worldly concerns" represent reality, whereas people finding Jesus represents sheer delusion. Oh, never mind.
12/4/2007 1:38:40 PM
#351707
tracer
*sigh* ... Well, this IS from Rapture Ready....
12/4/2007 3:10:49 PM
#351857
Lunalelle
Yeah, because God knows we don't have to live on this planet or anyth--
Wait...
12/4/2007 6:43:45 PM
#351925
Joules
*headdesk:headdesk...*
No, hang on, that accomplishes nothing.
*grabs Nikilyn and slams head repeatedly onto desk* But this might.
Then again, it's RR. They are mostly beyond hope.
12/4/2007 7:31:40 PM
#772437
*Jesus returns in 2042*
"My children! I have come to bring you to the promised la... what is that smell? What the hell is wrong with that river? is it burning!? The fuck have you people done to this place! I leave for 2000 years, come back and its raining acid! You know what? Forget it. You trashed my home, theirs no way I'm letting you into my new place."
11/18/2008 2:25:47 AM
#905769
And when ALL resources run out, the air is filthy, it is hot as hell and we are overpopulated, and jebus still did not show up. Then what?
2/18/2009 8:28:45 PM
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