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#369249
anevilmeme
Pi = 3 award nthed
12/24/2007 12:03:57 PM
#369280
Ozymandias
Gene and Earline Moody should learn that, firstly:
1 + 1 + 4 = 6%, which means it wouldn't be 95%, but 94%.
Not that it would be anyway, as:
50 + 60 + 75 =/= 95%, but in fact over 100%, which in this instance is impossible.
12/24/2007 1:41:35 PM
#369288
AGLÆCA
0.75 + 0.75 + 3.75 = 5.25
The numbers were probably asspulled, but taking into account that most of the categories are not mutually exclusive and that some rounding could've taken place, a Pi = 3 award seems a bit hasty.
12/24/2007 2:17:24 PM
#369290
Caustic Gnostic
Fundie statisticians.
*snicker*
12/24/2007 2:26:39 PM
#369305
okay, let's say everyone who does it for a reason you don't like is unjustified. how does that mean that the 5% who are justified should be denied abortion just because everyone else makes stupid decisions? abortion is not (legally) forced on people. feel free to try and convince 95% of people that they don't really want an abortion. but if some cases justify abortion and some do not then taking away the option to have an abortion or not, depending on whether or not the situation justifies it, is stupid.
also, I know people who's parents would kick them out of the house in a heartbeat if they told their parents they were pregnant. becoming a 15-year-old, pregnant, homeless person with a grade 10 education is the kind of thing that interferes with one's life, but that doesn't mean it's trivial.
12/24/2007 3:36:57 PM
#369338
Anon
What? Percents are based on 100s fail 3rd grade math. Not reading anymore crackpot.
12/24/2007 4:24:01 PM
#369354
NecroVMX
Fuzzy math for jesus!
12/24/2007 5:05:30 PM
#369366
booley
Did you know that 99.999999% of fundie statistics are pulled out of thier ass?
And another 50% are pulled out of somebody else's ass?
12/24/2007 5:38:10 PM
#369370
Kristy
What are they going to do if they can't afford it? Even if the child is relinquished, someone still has to pay for the delivery. Not talking pre-natal care here, but simple delivery. Not cheap, and the only alternative is having the child at home with no care at all. Are these people saying that poor women should just pop 'em out at home with no medical supervision then walk them to the closest drop-off point IF they both make it? Ah - let's watch those infant and maternal mortality rates skyrocket!
12/24/2007 5:44:34 PM
#369379
flipper
You pulled 286% of those figures out your collective asses. I have one for you, (#9) THOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS, lying assholes!
12/24/2007 6:06:43 PM
#369380
szena
Come on, guys, the figures were probably taken from a "check all that apply" list.
12/24/2007 6:08:26 PM
#369415
HeathenAngel
@ Mike - #397021
"87% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
I heard it was more like 87.64%
12/24/2007 7:24:34 PM
#369416
soda
ok guys we get it its over 100 hahaha he cant do math yeah thats great.
12/24/2007 7:25:18 PM
#369426
Old Viking
Where are the 9.25 percent who simply have abortions on a whim?
12/24/2007 7:41:29 PM
#369499
Nowonmai
1+1+4+50+60+75+95%= 286%
Gotta love Fundie New Math.
12/24/2007 10:20:47 PM
#369653
Lewisfisher
To be fair, just because the statistics exceed 100% doesn't make it immediately false, since it's very possible for some to have had multiple reasons.
But still, after seeing everything else these loonies have posted up, I have good reason to believe these statistics came out of their ass.
12/25/2007 4:50:57 AM
#369673
Chi
Wow, even if all of these things overlapped there's still no way these statistics add up.
12/25/2007 5:27:25 AM
#369684
WMDKitty
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--*choke* *gasp*
Haven't laughed like that in a while.
12/25/2007 5:36:04 AM
#369853
Øyvind
392.59% of statistics are made up on the spot.
12/25/2007 6:37:10 PM
#370034
Mister Spak
What percentage are the parents retards and don't understand arithmetic?
12/26/2007 3:53:07 AM
#370097
Moordryd
And just like the statistics above, which are completely accurate, 100% of fundie women never have unplanned pregnancies, and 100% of fundies never disguise their daughters in scarves and sunglasses and sneak them into abortion clinics (or send them away to "visit relatives" for several years at a time).
No sir-ree. Anti-choice fundies are 100% completely perfect.
Except when they're 286% wrong!
12/26/2007 6:30:49 AM
#370100
The Joker
Proof that statistics are made up.
12/26/2007 6:37:32 AM
#370350
NonProphet
Even if you overlap those (which I'm assuming is the case, for the sake of my sanity), the "reasons of convenience" and those that are specifically disqualified in "reasons of convenience" equal 101%.
Also, from what I've seen at all the Planned Parenthood physical sites, most abortions are scheduled only as a last resort.
In short, these people are [still] full of bullshit.
12/26/2007 8:16:34 PM
#370354
NonProphet
Holy hell.
I just saw this under a
link
on the Demonbusters page:
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find out about this very reputable company,
or TO ORDER PRODUCTS or get a free sample,
contact me by email at
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I can ship by U.S. Postal Priority Mail
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you receive full size products worth over $340 in retail value.
-------------------------------------------------------
Selling cheap cosmetics through a supposedly religious site?
How white trash of them.
12/26/2007 8:20:17 PM
#370583
484
Well folks, this if phail, plain and simple. (I KNOW CUZ I PASSED CALC!!)
12/27/2007 4:31:22 AM
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