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Why are children aborted? The following are reasons given in percentages: 1% - victims of incest or rape, 1% - fetal abnormality, 4% - doctor said that health would worsen if pregnancy continued, 50% - didn't want to be single parent or have problems in current relationship, 60% - could not afford child, 75% - child would interfere with lives, 95% - reasons of convenience: not incest, rape, physical condition of unborn or threatened health of mother.

Gene and Earline Moody, Demonbuster 71 Comments [12/24/2007 2:40:16 AM]
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#370603
Beccs

286% Impressive.

You're utterly stupid but it's impressive that even someone as dumb as you can't work out basic maths!

12/27/2007 5:18:09 AM

#392370
Nirjuana


My god man, you really DO suck at maths!

1/27/2008 8:04:17 PM

#393286
Marc

Does everyone have either twins or triplets aborted then?

1/29/2008 12:08:18 AM

#393357
Don'tLookBehindYou

That means 286% of babies are aborted...?

1/29/2008 1:42:19 AM

#393698
apYrs

but these morons would probably agree with aborting a foetus if it were destined to be gay

1/29/2008 10:11:25 AM

#479214
cyborgtroy

Now, I'm sure these add up to more than 100 because they were allowed to choose multiple reasons.

And yeah babies are inconvenient if you're poor.

4/27/2008 6:16:24 PM

#479257
whathehell

those don't add up too 100%

4/27/2008 6:51:41 PM

#572302


How the fuck does that all add up properly?

7/4/2008 1:13:14 PM

#574453
Alethe

OMG!!!!!!!!!!(let's put a few more for good measure)!!!!!

286% abortion rate! Godless doctors are aborting MEN TOO! And to prevent DELIVERANCE!

...or is it delivery?

7/6/2008 10:59:57 AM

#574460
GreasetrapTheViking

MATH DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

7/6/2008 11:09:39 AM

#637286
Saika

http://www.johnstonsarchive.net/policy/abortion/abreasons.html


rape or incest (0.4%-1.3%)
mother has health problems (2.8%)
possible fetal health problems (3.3%)
unready for responsibility 21%
is too immature or young to have child 11%
woman's parents want her to have abortion <0.5%
has problems with relationship or wants to avoid single parenthood 12%
husband or partner wants her to have abortion 1%
has all the children she wanted or all children are grown (7.9%)
can't afford baby now(21.3%)
concerned about how having baby would change her life 16%
doesn't want others to know she had relations or is pregnant 1%
other 3%

good job, smart one!

8/17/2008 5:29:38 AM

#637295
Michael

Number of times fundies mention abortion is in the Bible - almost infinite.
Number of times abortion is actually mentioned in the Bible - NONE.

8/17/2008 5:44:13 AM

#691724


What then fuck? That's 286%!!!
Dipshit.

9/20/2008 2:15:33 PM

#691769
Bad Influence

... you do realize that that doesn't add up to 100%, right?

9/20/2008 4:00:16 PM

#964701
loser_sneeze

Hmmmm.....so randomly reading quotes. Came across this math genius.

No person can be this idiotic right? seeing as 6% ( as stated by fundy) are for rape, incest, fetal abnormality or health of the mother... it is not possible for 95% to be for NONE of those reasons. ( Some should tell them that 95% + 6%= 101%).

Plus the fact that all of those percentages equal over 200%.


Sigh

6/2/2009 10:29:31 AM

#964717
Swedish Pagan

Here in the normal world we usually only count to 100 percent. But the four last reasons intertwine to some degree.

But first things first (or in this case second), children are not aborted, that would be infanticide. Fetuses are aborted, most before they are more than a lump of cells, and almost everyone before you can discern the human fetus from a pig fetus or mouse fetus or giraf fetus.

6/2/2009 11:27:23 AM

#964742
GigaGuess

I find it interesting that "She cannot afford the child" and "having problems in their current relationship" are lumped in with "convenience."

6/2/2009 12:20:58 PM

#1005163


That represents 300% of what?. Please, come back to your maths class.

8/12/2009 3:14:07 PM

#1332087
Kuyohashi

Hahahahahahha!

Omigod, it's trying to do MATH!

9/13/2011 12:47:49 PM

#1332100


Don't you know that 88% of statistics are made up on the spot.

9/13/2011 1:51:40 PM

#1332107
Blarghonius

Why are fundie children aborted? Because fundie women get them anyway, but claim that they are special and that anyone else who does it is a whore.

9/13/2011 2:08:50 PM
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