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Quote# 32813

"Christmas IS the day of Christ's birth.

I'll again refer you to every manger scene ever created where everyone was wearing wintry clothes."

"It's true, though. You never see Joseph in Bermuda Shorts or Mary in a two-piece."

Lippysplitter, IMDB: Philosophy and Religion 61 Comments [12/24/2007 6:42:55 PM]
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#369400
SaneChick

Bethlehem is supposed to be 56 degrees tomorrow. Not tropical, but not exactly "wintry." Manger scenes are about as historically accurate as a blond Jesus.


12/24/2007 6:58:57 PM

#369401
werewolf

@ all

May you have all your loved ones around you this holiday season and may you have all the joys and happiness that you can stand this 2008.


werewolf

12/24/2007 7:00:54 PM

#369403
werewolf

Lippysplitter just gave me a mental image I won't shake off in a hurry. Mary in a thong bikini and Joseph in shorts?

12/24/2007 7:03:23 PM

#369404
Eric

Because the manger scene is an absolute standard of truth. You're a dumbass.

12/24/2007 7:04:27 PM

#369406
Michael

Well, hmmm.... wow.

12/24/2007 7:04:49 PM

#369407
HeathenAngel

*blink*

12/24/2007 7:09:11 PM

#369410
Lucan

MUPPET!

12/24/2007 7:11:10 PM

#369413
soda

lol..jesus.

12/24/2007 7:18:51 PM

#369419
Frank

Mary in a two piece could really help the christain turnouts

12/24/2007 7:30:48 PM

#369425
apYrs

the stupid is so far off the scale it will meet itself coming the other way

12/24/2007 7:40:16 PM

#369427
Ambrielle

They have to be some of THE most stupid comments I have ever seen on this site. Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating, there are many worthy comments, but seriously?

12/24/2007 7:42:29 PM

#369432
Doctor Fishcake

Not so much fundie as just slightly amusing. And no, I don't quite see what it proves either.

12/24/2007 7:46:03 PM

#369437


Because at the time those garments didn't exist?. Now reply to this, Einstein, do you think that if it was winter, in a mountain landscape, would shepperds have their flock al fresco, in a place where temperatures can reach -10ºC?. Do you think that Joseph and Mary would dare to travel through roads FULL OF SNOW?

12/24/2007 7:49:10 PM

#369442
Jezebel's Evil Sister

And I'll again refer you to the gospel of Luke which said shepherds were keeping watch over their flocks by night - an activity that happens only in the spring during lambing season. Of course, it's kind of silly to argue over a work of fiction.

12/24/2007 7:54:14 PM

#369454
cyborgtroy

Deductive reasoning - You're doing it wrong.

12/24/2007 8:18:46 PM

#369472
szena

Is it really possible that a human is so stupid they don't know that no one wore Bermuda shorts or bikinis 2000 years ago?

I'd like to call Poe but I'm afraid there really are people who believe that.

12/24/2007 8:59:00 PM

#369473
Whydontyou.org.uk

Idiots for Jeebus...

12/24/2007 9:00:21 PM

#369476
Euclid

@werewolf:

Cheers! You too. And if you're looking for a last-minute [insert holiday theme here] gift, I have a one-of-a-kind for you: a tortilla with an image of the Blessed Virgin of the Polka-dot Bikini. Yours for only $665.95 + tax.

12/24/2007 9:10:42 PM

#369477
Caustic Gnostic


Felix Dies Solis Invicti!

...yeah, I can see young mama Mary giving birth like that Britney show...

12/24/2007 9:11:10 PM

#369480
David D.G.

Right, and Conan couldn't have been black-haired, like all the original stories repeatedly say, because Arnold Schwarzenegger's hair is brown in those movies.

Hey, it makes just as much sense as what Lippysplitter spewed.


~David D.G.

12/24/2007 9:17:08 PM

#369483
Tempus

Being fully dressed in robes doesn't necessarily mean it's cold outside...



Besides, those manger scenes aren't exactly historically accurate.

12/24/2007 9:22:38 PM

#369492
Ex-Fundie

Does anyone else have the urge to put up a manger scene with Joseph in bermuda shorts and Mary in a two-piece?

12/24/2007 9:53:11 PM

#369495
Doctor Fishcake

Caustic Gnostic wrote: "...yeah, I can see young mama Mary giving birth like that Britney show..."

Eeew the mental image! Nasty!

12/24/2007 10:13:45 PM

#369496
Nowonmai

Uhh no.

The Vatican declared that his birth would be CELEBRATED on December 25 as a way to rope in the 'heathens and pagans'.

And those 'scenes' you keep describing were of European design.

And I don't know if you realise this, but robes, cowls and turbans don't necessarily mean cold weather.

12/24/2007 10:14:19 PM

#369505
Michael

@Euclid, really!? I'll take it! There's something about Mary...

12/24/2007 10:29:19 PM
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