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So, looking at science, and Nasa endeavors, it seems that the moon is quite a spiritual place.

I would suggest that, since we know that the inner earth is a place where spirits live, so also is the inner moon!

Isa 66:1 - Thus saith the LORD, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest?

That almost sounds like He sometimes is so near the earth is like His stool. What heavenly body is nearest to earth?

The interior of the moon, like earth, I would think, by the evidences of science in the form of moon landings, is inhabited by spirits. (i.e. the general strong feeling it was a spiritual place)

In this respect, the package of the moon is like a Christmas present. Lots of neat things inside.
And science doesn't know what is in the center of the moon.

dad, Christian Forums 52 Comments [12/27/2007 8:05:45 PM]
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#371232
Anon

Wow. This guy never heard of gravity. This is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. I hope he doesn't try to fly off a building thinking spirits will carry him.

12/27/2007 11:18:17 PM

#371237
Illuminatalie

Get help.

12/27/2007 11:26:09 PM

#371258
approximate

The only stool is you.

Now STFU.

12/27/2007 11:56:49 PM

#371267
Bryan65

Theorem is bullshit.

You can't even quote the bible correctly?

Like the song says "Everyone's going to the Moon"?

My theory...The Moon has a yummy cream filling.

12/28/2007 12:05:33 AM

#371278
RI

How the fuck do we "know" that the inner earth is place where spirits live? -- Whydontyou.org.uk

It was explained in the documentary film Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.

12/28/2007 12:11:41 AM

#371302
John

Isa 66:1 - Thus saith the LORD, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest?

Isa 66:2 - It is inside the moon, my house where ye have built unto me a place of rest, a spiritual place inhabited by spirits.

Bible, Authorized "Pull it Out of My Ass" Version

12/28/2007 12:40:49 AM

#371303
Beccs

The moon is also made of cheese.

12/28/2007 12:47:37 AM

#371311
MrBadAxe

Got this mental image from A Grand Day Out where Wallace and Gromit look at each other, then look out the window, and Wallace intones softly, "Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese..."

12/28/2007 1:11:35 AM

#371315
dinkadoo

I better start buying up some moon land and be sure to get the mineral rights to it. Theres bound to be precious gems and gold in heaven. Thanks dad!

12/28/2007 1:31:33 AM

#371321
Bert

I wonder if he's Brent's dad?

They'd get on well at least..

12/28/2007 1:57:21 AM

#371374
Philbert McAdamia

Moon - Stool - Package

What's the theme here, daddyo?
Wotta pain in the shorts.

12/28/2007 3:50:58 AM

#371378
Lewisfisher

Methinks dad was probably homeschooled as a child. Then again, his spelling and grammar are a tad bit too good to be so.

12/28/2007 3:53:46 AM

#371387
buddt

I never read anytng about spirits or nyphs fairies or gremlin livng in the earth core . What I thought the core was made of The inner core of the earth is made of Fe Iron even thought its over 7772.00 farhrenheit the Iron is not liquefy or molten as would be expected and this is because it is under such extreme pressure that it remains solid.
You know the scary thing is these wing nuts want to be allowed to to teach this nonsense in our children class rooms.

12/28/2007 4:06:21 AM

#371415
484

What's your point?

12/28/2007 5:15:07 AM

#371428
Jack Bauer

H G Wells wrote fiction, you moron.

12/28/2007 5:36:29 AM

#371527
Michael

All different kinds of cheeses are at the center of the moon.

12/28/2007 3:26:25 PM

#371549
cyborgtroy

Well, it's either cold rock, warm rock, or molten rock. Or... Maybe it's hollow. I don't think that's likely.

12/28/2007 3:53:05 PM

#371596
balom


12/28/2007 5:48:16 PM

#371615
flipper

If the earth is God's stool, then I guess that explains "it's only a 'paper' moon"!

12/28/2007 6:41:46 PM

#371628
Amanda

Huh?

12/28/2007 7:26:55 PM

#371834
Yama the Space Fish

Probably a Great Old One.

12/29/2007 4:52:11 AM

#372798
Mr Smith

Please tell me that this man doesn't have children that rely on his care.

12/30/2007 6:47:40 PM

#1005273
Trask

Wait. What?

8/12/2009 8:18:10 PM

#1389710
Quantum Mechanic

rock

4/4/2012 2:21:24 PM

#1389715
Dr.Shrinker

Its moon all the way through

4/4/2012 2:38:23 PM
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