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Extra Terrestrials manipulated the genetics of primates to create humans. They manipulated our minds to give birth to religions. We evolve at a slow pace, which is what they want or we would have killed ourself off. The aliens are still guiding us into a higher realm of understanding. Someday, it will be revealed what force created the aliens and all. In the meantime, I just wait for the next human mutation.

truth sleuth, Yahoo Answers 16 Comments [2/28/2008 12:04:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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#418643
Old Viking

Look for a conspiracy buff with a functioning brain.

2/28/2008 12:53:36 AM

#418677
antichrist

So God=Aliens

There's some fundies on the other board who would like a word with you.

And the next human mutation is that we won't develop wisdom teeth (it's already happening). Not exactly an exciting change.

2/28/2008 1:29:17 AM

#418779


And did it the same with animals, in order to conceal it better?, and how long have they been supervising it, now that we're 6 billion people?. Man, what an exhausting job!!

2/28/2008 3:01:33 AM

#419089
inmate22841

Thats the plot to 2001.

2/28/2008 11:18:14 AM

#419133
Doctor Fishcake

If only....

2/28/2008 12:35:01 PM

#419163
MaeMed

Yeah, didn't you know their called Vorlons. Soon we are going to have telepaths to be prejudices against as well.

Hey Look. I'm creating my own conspiracy theory based on a complete fiction.

2/28/2008 1:22:28 PM

#419237
aaa

Yay, more potty theories!

2/28/2008 3:08:59 PM

#420038
Pirate

The truth, revealed it will be.

2/29/2008 10:16:25 AM

#420181
Reverend Davidius

don't hold your breath.

We've actually evolved rather rapidly since the stone age, the difference is that instead of biological evolution, we undergo technological evolution.

2/29/2008 3:24:46 PM

#420526


Well, it's not much more crazy than most religions.

3/1/2008 2:02:28 AM

#420544
approximate

My God, it's full of plagiarism!

3/1/2008 2:30:50 AM

#420697
Integra


IT'S THE ALIEN!!!!!!!!!

3/1/2008 7:17:25 AM

#422957
David D.G.

"Extra Terrestrials manipulated the genetics of primates to create humans. They manipulated our minds to give birth to religions. We evolve at a slow pace, which is what they want or we would have killed ourself off. The aliens are still guiding us into a higher realm of understanding. Someday, it will be revealed what force created the aliens and all. In the meantime, I just wait for the next human mutation."

[citation needed]


~David D.G.

3/4/2008 1:33:41 AM

#428223
Rambler.

"They manipulated our minds to give birth to religions."

Sounds like Xenu's fault to me.

3/9/2008 10:58:08 PM

#967256
dingo

hey, at least this guy isnt an assbag

6/7/2009 6:26:44 PM

#1421353
The Anonymous

By chance are you a Scientologist? Were these Extra Terrestrials led by a being named "Xenu?"

7/9/2012 1:27:46 AM
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