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Extra Terrestrials manipulated the genetics of primates to create humans. They manipulated our minds to give birth to religions. We evolve at a slow pace, which is what they want or we would have killed ourself off. The aliens are still guiding us into a higher realm of understanding. Someday, it will be revealed what force created the aliens and all. In the meantime, I just wait for the next human mutation.

truth sleuth, Yahoo Answers 16 Comments [2/28/2008 12:04:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback
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Old Viking

Look for a conspiracy buff with a functioning brain.

2/28/2008 12:53:36 AM

antichrist

So God=Aliens

There's some fundies on the other board who would like a word with you.

And the next human mutation is that we won't develop wisdom teeth (it's already happening). Not exactly an exciting change.

2/28/2008 1:29:17 AM



And did it the same with animals, in order to conceal it better?, and how long have they been supervising it, now that we're 6 billion people?. Man, what an exhausting job!!

2/28/2008 3:01:33 AM

inmate22841

Thats the plot to 2001.

2/28/2008 11:18:14 AM

Doctor Fishcake

If only....

2/28/2008 12:35:01 PM

MaeMed

Yeah, didn't you know their called Vorlons. Soon we are going to have telepaths to be prejudices against as well.

Hey Look. I'm creating my own conspiracy theory based on a complete fiction.

2/28/2008 1:22:28 PM

aaa

Yay, more potty theories!

2/28/2008 3:08:59 PM

Pirate

The truth, revealed it will be.

2/29/2008 10:16:25 AM

Reverend Davidius

don't hold your breath.

We've actually evolved rather rapidly since the stone age, the difference is that instead of biological evolution, we undergo technological evolution.

2/29/2008 3:24:46 PM



Well, it's not much more crazy than most religions.

3/1/2008 2:02:28 AM

approximate

My God, it's full of plagiarism!

3/1/2008 2:30:50 AM

Integra


IT'S THE ALIEN!!!!!!!!!

3/1/2008 7:17:25 AM

David D.G.

"Extra Terrestrials manipulated the genetics of primates to create humans. They manipulated our minds to give birth to religions. We evolve at a slow pace, which is what they want or we would have killed ourself off. The aliens are still guiding us into a higher realm of understanding. Someday, it will be revealed what force created the aliens and all. In the meantime, I just wait for the next human mutation."

[citation needed]


~David D.G.

3/4/2008 1:33:41 AM

Rambler.

"They manipulated our minds to give birth to religions."

Sounds like Xenu's fault to me.

3/9/2008 10:58:08 PM

dingo

hey, at least this guy isnt an assbag

6/7/2009 6:26:44 PM

The Anonymous

By chance are you a Scientologist? Were these Extra Terrestrials led by a being named "Xenu?"

7/9/2012 1:27:46 AM
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