Yoga in any form is antiChrist, because it is based on "Kundhalini(sp?), and involves DEMON WORSHIP of the Hindu sort.
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Fundies are so scared of the world. They seem like they are afraid of everything. I thought Jesus was supposed to have conquered fear.
From a confident Christian I would expect an answer more like, "Yoga? it's just exercise. God wouldn't let me be hurt by a mere trapping of a false religion." That would be a more sane response. oh well.
Kundalini or Fancy stretching from India... Is about as demonic as Devil's Food Cake...
Remember folks, Satan has the flexible ladies!
Things I bet you are:
Boring, dumb, overweight, not so crazy about brown people, way afraid of lots of stuff like owls and Celtic symbols, songs that don't mention Jesus' blood, Christmas trees, head gear not of the cowboy hat or logo-cap variety.
I also bet that you are still figuring out what to do with all the beans and powdered milk you stowed in your basement back in 1999.
I fail to see how arranging yourself into certain positions would be pleasing to a demon. Unless it was a lecherous demon. Any yoga practicing ladies out there, be careful next time you put your legs behind your head, as a minion of Satan may take that opportunity to enter you.
Er, wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was that you- ah, forget it.
Septic Sceptic,
That is exactly what their problem is with it.
Not because it's not in their book of words, but because it gives people the opportunity to think of sex. Aside from the fact that it is only fundies who take yoga and turn it into something sexual...
1. Yoga is a form of exercise. How does exercise = antiChrist?
2. If you had looked it up, you'd not only know how to spell kundalini, you'd even know what it is. But we can't have that, now can we? God forbid you should actually LEARN something!
3. Hindus do not worship demons. I know...my in-laws are Hindu and they believe in "one god, many paths." Christianity, in their belief system, is just one of many ways to get to god. Too bad you lot aren't so inclusive.
Exercise may be good to your health, but hazardous to your soul.
No True Christian is slim enough to pass through a standard doorway!
Sure, it feels like hell if you're not at all flexible enough (like me), but this is too much.
Not enough hours in a day to deal with this much crazy.
That does it! I'm not going to pay for my wife's demon worshipping classes ANY MORE, her taunt thighs and buttocks be damned!
HOLEY BABBLE pwns fitness yet again!
So the reason it helps old achy joints is because of demons? Damn it, I love these demons more and more every day. Better sex, better health, better life..... better than what your gods offering.
@Higgs Boson
"Pontius Pilates" - Now that IS evil!
LOL
Back when LordCo Centre was still around, I created an ad on there for an exercise video named "Pontius Pilates". Accompanied by a whole story about how the Roman Governor of Judea stayed in shape.
Now Higgs Boson has stolen my thunder.
Gimmie back my thunder!
It's sad, really. Even in a country like India that is drowning in poverty, inequality, and superstition there are millions, possibly tens of millions of people who are smart enough to see through the bullshit and to refuse placing importance on ridiculous bullshit like demons.
Yet here you are, most likely orders of magnitude more affluent, and still an idiot.
Is there something about being stupid and lazy that predisposes people to superstition? Oh nevermind, I already know the answer.
He's right ,of course.I mean,look at the guy,he's short,got those pointy little ears,and of course the those powers of his,and the way he talks,c'mon,he's gotta be a dem...........whoops..my bad...i thought he said Yoda..gotta go.
Confused?
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