As we all know Atheists believe in evolution, problem is that if we came from monkeys, there should be half monkey half man monsters walking around. But no one can seem to find him. So allow the atheists to run in the forests trying to track Bigfoot, you just sitback and read you bible
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Aside from the fact that we aren't descended from monkeys, there should be mammoths, dodo birds, and passenger pigeons walking around too but, wow, there aren't. Extinction is forever.
Monkeys, apes and humans are all descendants of prior species. Minor changes over millions of years have brought us to where we are today. In a million years life on earth will look different compared to today.
Evolution is NOT when a chimp gives birth to a human.
If you really are this stupid, then you need to be locked away for your own protection.
Otherwise, yer gonna roast in yer own hell for your lies (9th commandment--remember that one?).
Let's count the lies.
"As we all know Atheists believe in evolution..."
Lies 1 and 2: Atheists don't "believe in evolution" we accept it based on the evidence, also theists (no fundie variety) accept evolution based on the evidence as well.
"...problem is that if we came from monkeys..."
Lie 3: We didn't.
"...there should be half monkeys half men monsters walking around."
Lie 4: Evolution doesn't work that way.
According to Christian theology isn't lying a sin?
Saying there should be some intermediate link within the same generation between humans and apes is like saying there should be an intermediate link within the same generation between you and your second cousin. The relationship is that you both had the same great-grandparent (who is likely no longer around), not that one directly propogated the other.
... Though in fundie circles, someone propogating their own second cousin may be a natural step.
Before you argue against something, you might want to actually know the facts. Sharing common ancestors and coming from a specific species is not, in fact, the same thing.
When you do some learning you may be able to have a discussion. Until then, you'd probably be wise to shut up. You're making quite a fool of yourself.
"As we all know Atheists believe in evolution,"
The vast majority maybe but it's by no means a requirement.
"problem is that if we came from monkeys, there should be half monkey half man monsters walking around."
Good thing we don't come from monkeys then. I'm glad that debacle was avoided!
"But no one can seem to find him."
Probably because such a creature exists only in the minds of fundies who are completely ignorant and uneducated about such matters and the minds of Sci-Fi authors of the 1950s who at least got payed when they came up with such bullshit.
i also love the gods will page
''What does God will ?
11 Rescue those who are unjustly sentenced to die;
unless he's a dirty pagan atheist, in which case he needs to be murdered
1.) I'm a Roman Catholic, and I fully believe that Evolution is correct. You see, it's a far greater statement about God to say He built thie mechanism than to say He waved His and everything appeared, despite what the Jewish creation myth states.
Oh, an...
2.) Evolution. Does. Not. Work. That. Way.
There are half monkeys. Dubya comes to mind right off.
Once again, we aren't from monkeys... humans and monkeys share a common ancestor. Why is that so friggin' hard for you to remember?
do the names Neanderthal, Homo erectus, Australopithecus mean anything to you? there's your "Half monkey half man monsters" which where walking around, although if you looked at them at all you would realise that they arn't monsters.
"As we all know"
You're an idiot.
No, you don't understand evolution. First, you have a monkey. Then he evolves into a chimpanzee (an ape). Then you train him to walk around in shirts, pants, and a tie. Then he gets all the laughs while the poor comedian wonders why he got booked on the same show as an ape. Then the ape negotiates a bigger contract and moves to Beverley Hills.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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