Quote# 36213

Maybe Santa Claus means "Satan's Claws"? Like a lion's "claws"?

Dr. Terry Watkins, Th.D., http://www.av1611.org/ 64 Comments [3/13/2008 8:12:43 PM]
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Grand Archblasphemer of York

That is the most clever and insightful thing I have ever heard...(from a fundie).

Seriously...did you really need to clarify what "claws" are?


3/13/2008 8:14:50 PM

anatiedaephobic

How'd he become a doctor?

(id "Th" is theology, how'd he get his doctorate without knowing the origins of Santa Claus?)

3/13/2008 8:17:59 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Yeah, a happy fat guy that gives free presents must be Satan...

3/13/2008 8:18:25 PM

cyborgtroy

Or Saint Nicolaus.

...

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Like the patron saint of giving toys to small children on Pagan winter holidays?

Anybodys?

3/13/2008 8:18:33 PM

TerriblyAmused

...the f*ck?!
Everyone saw the X-Men movies, dipwad; WE KNOW WHAT CLAWS ARE!!

3/13/2008 8:18:58 PM

Caïn

av1611.org? Anything to do with AV1611VET? In that case, I'm not the least bit surprised.

3/13/2008 8:19:19 PM

approximate

Maybe you're a fucking retard and got that Doctorate at the same place as Hovind did. (probably both of 'em rode the Short Bus together as well)

After all, if it's posted on AV's website, it must be devoid of intellectual value.

3/13/2008 8:20:52 PM

Caustic Gnostic

No, it derives from the Sanity Clause. Defeated by the Repubs in Congress.

3/13/2008 8:24:13 PM

Tomby Stone

WT effing Fuck ?? I started reading that like, 'Aaaw it's one of those cute twelve year old fundies, who you can't really blame for saying silly things' then I saw the name. I have little doubt we're looking at a diploma mill graduate or a self appointed 'doctor' but still, even 'Terry Watkins' sounds like too much of a grand title for a creature that could spew something so idiotic.

3/13/2008 8:27:10 PM

Osiris

Ho ho snikt.

3/13/2008 8:29:42 PM

Cabal

Maybe it DOESN'T?

3/13/2008 8:35:35 PM

m52nickerson

Just because Santa is real and more popular then Jesus don't be a hater........Santa is real.....right?

3/13/2008 8:38:04 PM

Ningen

Someone has seen The Nightmare Before Christmas one too many times.

3/13/2008 8:38:23 PM

antichrist

Or its an Americanization of Saint Nicholas?

Fuck, read a book.
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And for the people above, no this isn't AV's website.

AV = Authorized Version
1611 stands for the year the KJV was printed.

So unless it's that exact bible, then it's isn't gods real word.

3/13/2008 8:38:51 PM



Maybe you should look up the etymology. Santa Claus is a familiar name to St Nicholas, a Bishop of the 6th century. And a respect for the lions, they've got much more dignity than you(with your PhD in what?, in moronology?)

3/13/2008 8:44:15 PM

nfp

Santa Claws sez: "I'm the best at what I do. But what I do ain't pretty, bub."

3/13/2008 8:52:39 PM

tmr

No! I don't think anyone ever made that analogy before. You're one original guy.

Reading that it starts with "Who REALLY is Santa Claus"..."is there something or someone else hiding behind Santa Claus"...

In my house, it was my Uncle hiding behind the Santa beard. It was mom what was behind the whole gift giving thing.

If you don't know the answers to your own questions you're in pretty dire need of a reality check.

3/13/2008 8:52:56 PM

Berny

Th. D. = Doctor of theology
Which is essentially doctor of sweet fuck all.
Any idiot can get one.

EDIT: Others beat me to it. Got to learn to type faster...

3/13/2008 8:56:44 PM

Hendreez

Maybe you're an idiot.

3/13/2008 9:19:28 PM

Papabear

Yeah, and maybe 6 = 13 and blue is red and you're a genius.

3/13/2008 9:21:45 PM

Canadiest

jealous of the newer mythology? Honestly, the fuss they make about stories they can't claim as theirs (Yet)

3/13/2008 9:26:34 PM

Cabraxas

And maybe, just maybe, it's a corruption of Saint Niklaus ? It's not too far of a stretch, is it ? Santa (Sancta) actually means Saint. Claus as an abbreviation of Niklaus is still in use today. Ok,, now where's my doctorate ??

3/13/2008 9:29:24 PM

CtraK

Here's a clue: no.

3/13/2008 9:30:36 PM



Can anyone find the picture of Dr. Zoidberg wearing the santa clause outfit?

3/13/2008 9:34:28 PM

David B.

Maybe Jesus means "Jews' Ass" and you're worshipping Bethlehem's village idiot?

3/13/2008 10:03:43 PM

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