tehcrzy

So...because people thought 250 years ago that something was a good thing...it still is?

3/28/2008 2:25:23 AM

cheese007

[citation needed]
Regardless, we've progressed since then, and ideas such as that should be considered archaic.

3/28/2008 2:26:20 AM

Osiris

Prove it was Jefferson.

3/28/2008 2:32:38 AM

Andy

http://wiki.monticello.org/mediawiki/index.php/Bill_64

"The inclusion of the lex talionis, or retaliation in kind, bothered Jefferson even as he worked on the bill. By letter he consulted with fellow committee member George Wythe and wrote, "I have strictly observed the scale of punishments settled by the Committee, without being entirely satisfied with it. The lex talionis, altho' a restitution of the Common law,...will be revolting to the humanised feelings of modern times. An eye for an eye, and a hand for a hand will exhibit spectacles in execution whose moral effect would be questionable...This needs reconsideration.""

3/28/2008 2:36:03 AM

KathleenTheTerrible

Damn Chuck Norris is a prick.

3/28/2008 2:46:00 AM

Mattural Selection

It appears that the only thing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can't cure is ignorance.

3/28/2008 2:46:10 AM

LOLKILLZ

Playing devil's advocate:

Well, if you say that people 250 years ago believed something wrong, and you also say that the Founding Fathers didn't make this a Christian nation, who's to say they were right?

3/28/2008 2:47:38 AM

Anonymous

There is no theory of evolution; just a list of animals that became extinct after Chuck Norris had sex with them.

Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee in exchange for free tickets to the Washington Monument. Chuck says it makes him feel "on top of the world!"

After shooting the political ad featuring Huckchuckfacts, Chuck Norris asked Mike Huckabee, "So, where did you come up with the name 'Huckleberry Fin' anyway?"

Chuck Norris taught caterpillars how to turn into butterflies.

Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.

Chuck Norris once attempted round house kicking Jet Li. His leg broke when it connected with the television, then he fell and broke his hip.

Chuck Norris tried to touch MC Hammer, but got burned.

The devil wears Prada. Chuck Norris made him.

Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have a brain.

Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it's not because he ran out of women, but because women couldn't find his penis when he wanted to have sex with them.

Chuck Norris was the one who took a bite out of the Apple logo. Not because he was hungry, but because he hates Macs.

When Chuck Norris completes a push-up, he does not actually move all the way down, it's the Earth moving up and punching him in the face.

Chuck Norris has been confused with Santa Clause, because whenever he enters a little boy's room he leaves with an empty sack.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' penis is so small that when he has an orgasm the sperm
are released in a single file line.

Chuck Norris says "I am... I mean, you are what you eat, dick."

Chuck Norris wears a size 2 ballet slipper.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. During his stay he was
arrested while attempting to have sexual intercourse with an island.

Chuck Norris called "all-time crush" on Leif Garrett.

Chuck Norris beats off to "Pretty in Pink" three times a day with a wax figure of Andrew McCarthy lodged in his ass.

Rice cakes go straight to Chuck Norris' thighs.

Chuck Norris claims he is "Ms. New Booty."

Chuck Norris experiences heavy flow on account of his wide-set vagina.

Chuck Norris shaves emoticons into his pubic hair.

Chuck Norris' beard is actually a merkin. He can't function without a man's pubes on his face.

Chuck Norris always judges a book by its cover.

Chuck Norris always sleeps 8 hours a night, and can be caught cat-napping several times a day.

If you bother Chuck Norris during Grey's Anatomy he'll, like, totally be pissed at you for weeks.

Chuck Norris and the Total Gym sold out for the same reason: they're both CHEAP.

Chuck Norris loves to strike up meaningless conversations with single mothers long enough to finish his Virginia Slim cigarette, put it out in the child's eye, and run away.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa her smile. It happened when she saw Chuck naked.

It was reported that Chuck Norris had given millions of dollars to AIDS research. After a thorough investigation, the reports were found to be false because Chuck had actually said, "I've given millions AIDS."

Chuck Norris is trying to bring back the "fanny pack."

3/28/2008 2:49:17 AM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

Reminds me of the good ol' days, when adultery was illegal...unless of course it was with one of those sultry slaves in the backyard....

Let's just say, America has actually improved in some respects over time...and thank your God for that!

3/28/2008 2:52:17 AM

Darwin

Chuck Norris sucks weasel cocks.

3/28/2008 2:53:12 AM

werewolf

Chuck Norris is not famous for his acting ability, intelligence or his wisdom. But he is famous for having the snot beaten out of him by Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon.

3/28/2008 3:06:29 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Can you imagine a statesman proposing such a law today?

No, I cannot. I can, however easily imagine it by some political hacks, the like of which are endorsed by Chuck Norris, and propped up by millions of fundies.

3/28/2008 3:35:52 AM

Eric

Is this the same Jefferson that tore out the pages of the Bible he disagreed with?

3/28/2008 3:51:31 AM

Dewey

The founders were also smart enough to know that times change. They wanted future generations to be able to chart their own course as best we saw fit, not slavishly bind ourselves to every jot and tittle of the original law.

3/28/2008 3:57:03 AM

Arctic Knight

The founding fathers also believed it was wrong to helps slaves escape from their masters.

Just because they were our founding fathers doesn't mean they were right.

3/28/2008 5:42:12 AM

Jacob

I don't understand how an actor can be homophobic.

3/28/2008 5:51:16 AM

Antichrist

Just because Bruce Lee had a bigger dick than you is no reason to be such an asshole

3/28/2008 6:10:38 AM

aaa

No Comment.

3/28/2008 7:27:24 AM

Deep Search

Chuck Norris really wrote this? Jeez...

Yeah, kick the gays while they're trying to get up. Nice.

3/28/2008 7:27:24 AM

It's funny, Chuck. What you call "sexual deviance" was interracial marriage without which, If I'm not mistaken, you'd not exist(and I wonder if he advocated corporal punishment), for you're half-native American. Think about it.

3/28/2008 10:35:02 AM

Illuminatalie

Holy fuck, with such ignorant and evil ideas, why can't you losers have a 'DECADE of silence', starting now.

3/28/2008 11:27:09 AM

Mister Spak

" Jefferson's views were indeed representative of early America. "

Jefferson is the one who believed there is a wall of separation of church and state. That must mean you, as a fundie and a fan of the way the founding fathers did things, also support separation of church and state.

Right?

3/28/2008 11:54:43 AM

Ozymandias

No, no, no. Why can't I imagine it today? Beacuse that would be absurdly cruel and unusual and thus UNCONSTITUITONAL.And Chuck Norris? You are no longer a badass. The list is to be retitled.

And I'm thinking it should be Samuel L. Jackson Facts now. ;3 Or Bruce Campbell..

3/28/2008 12:00:47 PM

tmr

Jefferson's views were indeed representative of early America.

It's a good thing a fundie finally admitted that. There are many, many, many other writings of Jefferson and the other founding fathers you should read as well.

From Jefferson himself:

Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity.

-Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782

Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.

-Thomas Jefferson, Letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.

-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814

The life and writings of Jefferson are well documented and readily available. Read more of them and learn something about our country and those who established it.

3/28/2008 12:54:59 PM

Good Chuck, you and your buddies at WorldNutDaily remember that"Jefferson's views were indeed representative of early America" next time someone mentions "seperation of church and state". Bet you won't!!!

3/28/2008 1:25:20 PM