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#446856
tehcrzy
= everyone is out to get me!
= the entire learned world (or most of it) and the entire religious world (or most of it) has gotten together and decided to deceive EVERYONE.
3/28/2008 2:29:19 AM
#446858
Osiris
3/28/2008 2:29:45 AM
#446864
szena
Just because they spend their lives studying something in great detail doesn't mean they know more than I learned from reading Chick tracts!
3/28/2008 2:32:33 AM
#446878
Mattural Selection
"Just because they've spent their lives studying rock formations, that doesn't mean they can tell us how? the Grand Canyon was formed."
Uhh... yes it does.
3/28/2008 2:36:07 AM
#446881
Empress of Zind
It's a CONSPIRACY!!!
3/28/2008 2:38:12 AM
#446930
werewolf
Any geologist can explain in excruciating detail how the Grand Canyon was formed.
I know this because I spent two semesters (while pursuing my Biology degree) listening to a brilliant old fart of a Geology professor who spoke exactly like Ben Stein does.
3/28/2008 2:57:02 AM
#446931
Grand Archblasphemer of York
We sane people need to speak out against these "creationists". What do they know? Just because they've spent their lives studying nothing pertaining to the subject matters they discuss, that doesn't mean they can tell us how their arguments make any sense.
One non-sequitur deserves another.
3/28/2008 2:57:12 AM
#446935
Suicidal Jedi
How can scientists be wrong, if faith alone never invented something like, oh, let's say an aqueduct which, for some strange reason, the ancients Greeks had, but in the middle ages everyone forgot. Also interesting, round this time, Christianity started getting real popular.
It seems to me that the amount of Christians is inversely proportional to global knowledge. I'm just saying...
May the farce be with you.
3/28/2008 2:59:40 AM
#446947
DinDC
I find that if? I throw in random? question? marks, it makes? everything? I write much more? profound.
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3/28/2008 3:04:59 AM
#446987
DW
um Pope John Paul died like ages ago!
3/28/2008 3:33:38 AM
#447000
Lilith
That sounded really sarcastic, especially the last sentence. I'm calling Poe.
3/28/2008 3:41:13 AM
#447010
Fanatic-Templar
Just because they've studied something, they think they know better than someone who's never opened a book in his life?
NO WAY!
(And God said... blessed by the idiot, for he shall be my sucker for all time.)
3/28/2008 3:53:04 AM
#447044
Julian
Ummm isn't this a sarcastic rebuttal pointing out the absurd scale of what they're proposing? Where's the eyeroll emoticons...
*crosses fingers*
3/28/2008 4:20:39 AM
#447071
Riin-thrall
I call Poe.
Some of his favourites are attacks on fundamentalism, religion in general and the Republicans, and he seems to be a fan of Barack Obama. I'm fairly convinced that there isn't a fundie alive who thinks Obama is the shiznit (aside from his being the Antichrist and bringing forth the Tribulation, etc).
3/28/2008 4:49:38 AM
#447086
Yeah let's stop listening to those scientists who discovered the cure for polio, got us to the moon, and the technology for the computer we're typing on. No let's get our scientific knowledge from a hack speechwriter for a dishonest President who got himself kicked out of office for dishonesty. You really are stupid fellshat.
3/28/2008 5:04:41 AM
#447088
anti-nonsense
Pope John Paul died years ago, you nutcase.
Also how do these nuts always find out about these "conspiracies" if they are so well hidden, you'd think if there was a conspiracy and random people on the internet could find out about them, they wouldn't have lasted very long in the first place.
3/28/2008 5:05:36 AM
#447103
t3h_fuhr3r
Poe poe poe poe poe poe poe poe poe poe poe
3/28/2008 5:44:02 AM
#447162
aaa
Black helicopter, take off.
3/28/2008 7:31:35 AM
#447214
toothache
Did your daddy never tell you that sniffing lighter fluid was bad?
3/28/2008 10:16:14 AM
#447232
Mr Smith
@Osiris
I love that demotivator :)
3/28/2008 10:37:49 AM
#447233
The old "everybody is conspiring and is wrong but me". Of course, if they happen to say anything that vaguely gives this person right, they're not conspiring any longer.
3/28/2008 10:41:49 AM
#447267
Mister Spak
Right, only someone who reads fairy tales every day can tell us how the grand canyon was formed.
3/28/2008 11:21:15 AM
#447270
Illuminatalie
I'd say this is a poe, but how do you explain the random punctuation, very tastefully employed in the last sentence? If it's a poe, he's done his homework.
3/28/2008 11:24:18 AM
#447306
Blayze Kohime
The new Pope is apparently also in on it. If you can count on anyone to be anti-Christian, its the Pope.
3/28/2008 12:00:38 PM
#447319
protowhalepig
Just because they've spent their lives studying rock formations, that doesn't mean they can tell us how? the Grand Canyon was formed.
It kinda does.
You stupid stupid cunt.
3/28/2008 12:08:54 PM
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