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Quote# 36877

[after a long-winded, mostly-inaccurate description of Pokemon]

Nintendo has capitalized on the vulnerability of the novice. The clerks at Barnes and Noble Bookseller's promote Pokemon as an entry level game designed to prepare the uninitiated for the game called "Magic: the Gathering." "Magic: the Gathering" trains the apprentice for "Dungeons & Dragons" and Advanced Dungeons & Dragons." Like "Harry Potter" of the modern best seller fiction novels, the Masters of "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons" are ready to be empowered for white witchcraft. The popularity of such spiritual games has laid the groundwork for many who have fallen into the coven of Wicca.... (cf. Deuteronomy 18:9-14)

Demonbuster, Demonbuster.com 77 Comments [3/29/2008 12:43:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Dark_Lord_Prime
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#447826
Nibien

Holy paranoid crazy crap.

D&D: Because dice are creations of the devil.

3/29/2008 12:46:34 AM

#447827
LordJiro

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

CTSTDT + FSTDT nutjobs for the LOSE.

3/29/2008 12:47:17 AM

#447831
Hendreez

It doesn't matter that AD&D was around long before Harry Potter, Magic: The Gathering & Pokemon.

3/29/2008 12:49:51 AM

#447837
toothache

Shit...where did I put those tinfoil hats?

3/29/2008 12:55:49 AM

#447838
The Watcher

Why is everything a giant conspiracy?

3/29/2008 12:56:08 AM

#447840
Antichrist

People who play D&D are witches?

And here I thought the stereotype was technogeeks living in their mothers basements.

Guess I need to either pick up some spells, or sell my books eh?

3/29/2008 12:57:20 AM

#447846
Grand Archblasphemer of York

The only thing that Pokemon has in common with Magic cards is that the Pokemon happens to have Pokemon cards (that were originally made by the same company). And, though it is true that there is a good bit of commonality between Magic the Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons, I must say that 1. "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons" is the name of old (2nd) edition of the game, not the next level up in some hierarchy. 2. These are not spiritual games, these are games that involve varying levels of intellect, creativity, and imagination. It has nothing to do with "spirituality", whatever that could be considered to be. 3. Dungeons and Dragons has nothing to do with Wicca. The only common thread between the two is that they are related to some form of (with a notably different outlook on)"magic". Even then, Wicca is not the evil that you make it out to be.

Nice paranoia, though.

3/29/2008 1:01:35 AM

#447851
Papabear

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've played fantasy role playing games for almost 40 years and never did my real human self ever become afflicted with a demon nor did I ever believe in magic. STFU.

3/29/2008 1:05:14 AM

#447862
Osiris

If only we could get some racism in here then we'd have the trifecta of stupid.

3/29/2008 1:30:17 AM

#447866
GreasetrapTheViking

cause 8 sided dice and level 27 dark elf master mages have so much to do with woshipping the earth...

3/29/2008 1:35:14 AM

#447871
BreeStar

"Advanced Dungeons & Dragons" hasn't existed by that name for years. You don't know a damn thing about what you're talking about, do you?

3/29/2008 1:39:54 AM

#447880
Yahweh's Toaster

You know, I bet it's the Mountain Dew and chips/Funyuns that made people Wiccans, not RPGs.

3/29/2008 2:02:06 AM

#447885
Charlie

Heh... have any of you dice-rollers seen the movie "Mazes and Monsters," starring Tom Hanks? It's an old made-for-TV movie about how role-playing games will make you crazy.

I'm sure Demonbuster would love it, despite how ridiculously uninformed it is.

3/29/2008 2:08:46 AM

#447886
Old Viking

I knew this guy? Played fantasy games for years and years? Got ticketed for doing 45 in a 30. Know what I mean?

3/29/2008 2:09:20 AM

#447898
SSJPunk

Spoken by someone who doesn't know a thing about games. Next, we'll be hearing that Tetris is evil because it's a gateway game...

3/29/2008 2:27:06 AM

#447910
TheRowan

"Advanced Dungeons & Dragons"?! Have I been transported back to the 1980s?!

I really can't be bothered to give this the mocking it deserves, so I'll have to go with "I don't want to be Elfstar any more! I want to be Debbie!"


3/29/2008 2:51:39 AM

#447915
LOLKILLZ

This is my favorite quote EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/29/2008 2:55:37 AM

#447916
LOLKILLZ

Craziest shit ever award.

3/29/2008 2:56:31 AM

#447920
cheese007

They obviously wouldn't like the Dreamcast, considering their bitching about the "swirl" on Polywhirl's chest.

3/29/2008 3:01:07 AM

#447922
MK

I couldn't rate this merely a five, because Demonbuster is a 16th level fundie. Too bad even at that level he still can't make a saving throw vs. stupidity.

3/29/2008 3:08:50 AM

#447929
Comicartist

Once again displaying the fundamentalists inability to discern fiction from reality.

3/29/2008 3:23:29 AM

#447930
Razark

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9131/nonprophetdndhh0.gif

3/29/2008 3:23:54 AM

#447931
aaaaaaaaaaah!

I love how he thinks Advanced DnD is the next step up from Milder-but-Still-Dangerous DnD.

3/29/2008 3:26:16 AM

#447932
Random Guy

Looks like somebody rolled a 1 on their Knowledge (RPGs) check...

3/29/2008 3:26:35 AM

#447936
esrz22

Well, Pokemon does make a good starting point for TCGs, and a Pokemon player may well switch to Magic as he gets older. But, beyond that, this is bullshit.

D&D and Magic are both great games, though.

3/29/2008 3:30:20 AM
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