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#447785
Horsefeathers
"People with no rights under the Constitution (aka athiests)[...]"
Last I checked, the Constitution applied to every citizen equally.
"cant see Him, because they cant see through their ignorance and long hair"
Or it could be that he just doesn't exist.
3/28/2008 11:31:14 PM
#447786
Osiris
Which Constitution? Saudi Arabia's? The Imaginary Theocratic Republic of Fundyland? Because you can't be talking about the American Constitution which gaurentees freedom to people of every race, gender, and religious persuasion.
3/28/2008 11:31:41 PM
#447787
Empress of Zind
I love the long hair bit. It's so 1960s.
3/28/2008 11:32:49 PM
#447789
DarkCryst
"all men are created equal"
You lose.
3/28/2008 11:33:04 PM
#447791
S
"cant see Him, because they cant see through their ignorance and long hair
That means, by logic (and certainly by fundie logic, which is usually bloody weak) since people with long hair are atheists, JESUS WAS AN ATHEIST....*does a little dance*
3/28/2008 11:35:27 PM
#447792
James
I'm British and apparantly I know more about your constitution than you do.
Article 1 of the 14th amendment, bitch:
"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."
3/28/2008 11:36:26 PM
#447794
LordJiro
People with no rights under the Constitution (aka athiests)
Morbo?
THE CONSTITUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
3/28/2008 11:42:23 PM
#447795
nfp
Man...
3/28/2008 11:44:48 PM
#447799
LabRat
uh
what?
3/28/2008 11:49:05 PM
#447801
Old Viking
You can't take three steps nowadays without bumping into a Constitutional scholar.
3/28/2008 11:52:00 PM
#447805
Pwnzerfaust
Oh boy. Guess I best pack my bags for Guantanamo?
3/29/2008 12:07:50 AM
#447806
Grand Archblasphemer of York
1. Atheists do have rights, as long George Bush Sr. is not in charge.
2. You can't see Him either...and what does Constitutional Rights have to do with seeing invisible entities, anyway?
3. That's right...we're the ignorant ones...
4. What the hell? Long hair? When will these people get their atheist stereotype right?
We aren't hippies...we are soulless academic elites whose puppy died when we were 12 and have harbored a grudge against Jesus ever since. Get your story straight!
3/29/2008 12:15:31 AM
#447812
Ken1971
"...and the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply. So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why. He said, 'You look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you'll do.' So I pulled my hat up off of my head and said, 'Me? Workin' for you?..."
Sorry, couldn't resist. :P
3/29/2008 12:20:44 AM
#447813
POSW
It would be absolutely hilarious if Hoofenhoffer was a long-haired woman.
News flash: people with long hair, men or women, can see just fine as long as we keep it out of our eyes. This is pretty easy.
I'm also pretty sure that the US Constitution says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Which Constitution are you reading?
3/29/2008 12:20:50 AM
#447814
Vampirehummingbird
"they cant(sic) see through their ignorance and long hair"
How will this apply to bald atheists?
Or are you just another typical hate-filled Christian bigot?
My father, a very religious man his entire life, would tell of hearing a sermon against long hair and a sermon against short hair being preached from the same pulpit.
3/29/2008 12:23:35 AM
#447816
Wet Walnuts
Where the hell did he get this idea from?
3/29/2008 12:26:51 AM
#447829
LordJiro
4. What the hell? Long hair? When will these people get their atheist stereotype right?
We aren't hippies...we are soulless academic elites whose puppy died when we were 12 and have harbored a grudge against Jesus ever since. Get your story straight!
Or Satanist Muslims.
3/29/2008 12:48:19 AM
#447832
Hendreez
I shave my head and I can see perfectly.
3/29/2008 12:52:24 AM
#447833
Antichrist
This goes back to the George Sr. comment of "atheists aren't Americans, because this is one nation under god." Amazing though that they're still good enough to go off and die for the country.
And I guess your god's like elves and fairies, you have to believe in them in order to see them.
3/29/2008 12:53:38 AM
#447852
Papabear
Damn, it's my long hair that's keeping me from seeing Jeebus?
P.S. I have all the same rights you do under our constitution, regardless of your desires to the contrary.
3/29/2008 1:06:52 AM
#447892
I guess hoofinmouther has never read the US Constitution, the ten commandments(especially #9), or seen the most popular potraits of Jesus either. Guess he can't see through his fundie prejudice and his ignorance of virtually everything. In usual fundie manner though his total ignorance of a subject doesn't stop him from showing his stupidity about it in an insulting manner.
3/29/2008 2:16:26 AM
#447911
approximate
I guess skinheads can see the christian god best then.
3/29/2008 2:51:42 AM
#447913
LOLKILLZ
I keep my hair short because I don't like to comb it.
3/29/2008 2:54:23 AM
#447923
aqualung
Ken1971 beat me to it.
3/29/2008 3:08:50 AM
#447924
dinkadoo
I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow and finally see what all this Jesus fuss is about.
3/29/2008 3:10:00 AM
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