Quote# 37058

[Trying to justify God's genocidal Great Flood]

Since you seem to be unfamiliar with he details of the flood account while feeling qualified to delve on its contents let me elucidate you by informing you that the population involved is not described as being totally human. Now I'm assuming you didn't know this little relevant fact. However, if you did and are still defending that genetically contaminated population as worthy of living next to normal humans, then, it becomes a matter of your ethical principles versus God's. And if that is so-then I choose God's.

Radrook, JREF Forums 43 Comments [4/2/2008 1:14:48 AM]
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m52nickerson

So thats what happened to the Elves.

4/2/2008 1:19:51 AM

Martin

Aryanism for Jesus.

seriously this is beginning to get pathetic, wait beginning? I think we're past that but I'm certain that fundies are getting worse

4/2/2008 1:23:33 AM

Mattural Selection

So... your god made a mistake? And then had to wipe it all out to start again? What happened to "very good"?

So much for him being infallible. Unless he made them like that on purpose, just so that he could wipe them all out.

That means your god is either incompetent... or a cunt. I'm not sure which is more frightening.

4/2/2008 1:26:23 AM

beanheel

Look, I know 'elucidate' and 'delve' are big fancy words and you like the way they sound, but, really, you need to learn their definitions before you use them.

Besides that, I'm not sure what kind of freak nephilim or angel hybrids you think there were, but the Genesis narrative makes it very clear that there were very many normal humans (what the fuck does that mean anyway?) among the victims of the genocide.

You should stick with the fact that the nonexistence of any gods and the complete absence of a universal global flood during the career of the human species completely exonerate said nonexistent deities from any culpability in any genocide. So far only we humans have done that.

Beanheel

4/2/2008 1:26:53 AM

cool cats

Umm...

How exactly would angels pass on genetic information, let alone have sex with human women?

Since angels are spirits and all that, I don't think that they would have penises.

Now I know biblical literalism turns you into a loony.

4/2/2008 1:38:07 AM

Old Viking

It happens to be illegal to elucidate in public.

4/2/2008 1:42:13 AM

Eric

Alright, who told them about genes? Now they have another scientific concept to pervert.

4/2/2008 1:48:05 AM

tracer

He's right, ya know.

The Nephelim were a race of giants who absconded with human women and made cross-species babies with them.

Says so in Genesis 6.

(Where these giants CAME from, though, the Bible is silent on; they certainly weren't mentioned in the Creation accounts of Genesis 1 or 2.)

4/2/2008 1:49:37 AM

POSW

EUGENICS FOR JEEBUS!

4/2/2008 1:49:45 AM

Jake Steel

Not fully human? Like stem cells?

4/2/2008 1:52:27 AM

DinDC

All hail the Elucidator. He hath spoken. All delving on shall cease and correct choosing shall commence.

4/2/2008 2:19:47 AM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

Holy crap...(do not invoke Godwin' law...do not invoke Godwin's law)...

How is it that you know that these humans were not human? Since we descend from one amongst their ranks. Do you mean to say that we evolved into a new species from Noah? Because if so, that is awesome.

4/2/2008 2:24:52 AM

nfp

Wow, this guy's such a racist, he had to imagine an entirely new type of people to hate. Kooky.


4/2/2008 2:27:12 AM

pete

I see one little problem. There was no Flood!

4/2/2008 2:31:02 AM

cyborgtroy

EUGENICS AND ARTIFICIAL SELECTION FOR YAHWEH

4/2/2008 3:18:23 AM

Archangel

What the hell??? "Genetically contaminated population?" Were they mutants or something?

"Now I'm assuming you didn't know this little relevant fact."
Good call, buster.

4/2/2008 3:25:48 AM

Antichrist

So if the flood was to wipe out the Nephelim, why couldn't he of come up with a disease to wipe them out? Why did he have to take out all but 8 human beings?

Or is he like a 5 year old who likes to set up his toys just to kick them over?

4/2/2008 3:29:47 AM

Scion

Yahweh was kinda powerless if he had to kill EVERYONE just to save his allegedly righteous few. Great message though. At least we have those purty purty rainbows to keep His Divine Homicidal Tendencies in check, right? I feel real safe.

4/2/2008 3:46:41 AM

Osiris

Genetics? Contamination? I thought they were being sinful. I hate how religious mythology keeps on changing.

4/2/2008 3:53:58 AM

Morrigan

Actually, the mothology of that is right...

The crossbreed of the Nephilim and humasn was suposed to be the source of all evil.... or some shit like that...

then again that is mithology, not F***ING FACTS!!!!

4/2/2008 4:06:19 AM



Wait a minute, fundies claim that incest didn't matter with Adam and Eve's kids? What about Noah and his little inter-related clan that survived the flood? Everyone would be brothers, sisters, and first cousins!

4/2/2008 4:49:06 AM

mkb

I would refuse to worship such a God if he showed up at my front door.

Actually if he showed up at my front door I'd probably kick him in the nuts for being a cosmic asshole.

Fortunately the God I believe in is better than that :)

(hey we're not all atheists on this forum)

4/2/2008 4:52:41 AM

Fanatic-Templar

'The Flood' is just the term those ignorant in history ascribe to the drowning of Beleriand. And yes, humans were a minority in those lands and at that time.

4/2/2008 5:29:17 AM

Truthuser

So there were giants in the bible. It's a fucking fantasy story ! It's an ancient Amazing Stories, or Lord of the Rings for shit's sake.

How can anyone take this serious? Would Christians like it if I enforced the Prime Directive on them ? Because in my opinion Star Trek is just as good a belief system as the bible. It's all MADE UP!!!

4/2/2008 5:58:20 AM

onoma

that opens up way more questions than it answered... o_O

4/2/2008 7:05:29 AM

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