Quote# 38306

My historical research has lead me to conclude that porn-prostitution is the most effective implemented weapon of mass destruction throughout history.

[Later in the thread, trying to defend this he says)

Revelation 14:8 (Whole Chapter)
And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication. (PORN in Greek)

Of all the ways to define the dragon, this writer chose to point out that his modus operandi is to make all nations drink the wrathful (porn promotes violence) wine (porn deceives) of her porn. The dragon is an international porn peddler.

Tony Zirkle (Campaigning for congress), Tony Zirkle 2008 64 Comments [4/27/2008 6:58:01 AM]
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solomongrundy

In your 'historical research' (snigger) did you discover any human culture at any time in recorded history in which there wasn't widespread 'porn-prostitution'?

4/27/2008 7:03:03 AM

Vesper

Rule 34 for Jesus! Dragons were nothing more than a medieval series of tubes.

4/27/2008 7:03:05 AM

PhoenixUltima

Rule 34 and Jesus are two things I definitely do not want to think about at the same time. Seriously, eww.

Having said that, I'm sure there's some fanfic or doujin or whatever out there where Jesus rapes Mary. Hey, the image popped into my head, now you all have to deal with it too.

4/27/2008 7:11:30 AM

Saturos

Were can I find this ''Dragon'' he must have some good stuff.


P.S. Phoenix...if it does not already exist then it must be made.

4/27/2008 7:18:18 AM

avowed_cynic

Word salad. And Making Up Shit to Make Myself Sound Really Smart for Jesus.

4/27/2008 7:27:10 AM



I'm sure you could twist any bible verse around to make it sound like they are talking about porn.

4/27/2008 7:28:10 AM

Nowonmai

Wow, you are really obsessed by Porn. Don't get out much, do you?

Fornication in Revelations refers to all evil acts, you idiot, not just fucking, you silly prude.

4/27/2008 7:31:43 AM

Antichrist

Larry Flynt is a dragon? Who would of thought?

4/27/2008 7:34:23 AM

logicprevails

Where in the Bible does it say to obsess over other people's sex lives?

4/27/2008 7:50:43 AM

aaa

Rule 34!

4/27/2008 7:58:54 AM

FMG

Actually fornication is from the root fornix. A word used in anatomy. Such as the Fornix of Humerus or Fornix of Brain.

It means arch... Seriously arch.

Fornicate means to go to the town arches where prostitutes used to hang out. So "going to the arch to pick up whores" is the original meaning of fornicate...

Not pornography.

Oh and the language you are looking for is Latin...

4/27/2008 8:51:34 AM

nintendofreakgcn

"The dragon is an international porn peddler."

I prefer dragons who are space pirates. Although, if it's pirated porn...

That's it! Ridley from Metroid is a porn peddler! He probably specialises in bad porn involving Metroids and Samus.

4/27/2008 9:22:50 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Yup, that's some good "historical research" you've got there.

4/27/2008 9:33:01 AM

ArmandT

This man is incredible. Here he is running for congress under the premise of bannning porn. Good luck. In addition to that, this is smack in the middle of the front page:

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I've been getting a flood of e-mails and phone calls, some of which include death threats, about my attempt to raise awareness of how the great porn dragon inspires Jews into pornography and prostitution and then, like the snake he is, turns the public against the Jews.

4/27/2008 9:46:09 AM

Septic Sceptic

Is the Porn Dragon like a tooth fairy for adults?

"ZOMG! I left a stained tissue under my pillow and the Porn Dragon swapped it for 'Mud Wrestlin' Mamas XXVI'!"

4/27/2008 9:53:35 AM

Einherjar

@ Septic Sceptic: You win at being the greatest person ever to walk the Earth...
Porn Dragon....*cackles*

4/27/2008 10:38:19 AM

Parallax

Septic Sceptic wins an Internet!


4/27/2008 10:54:45 AM

szena

Absolutely. No one would pay the slightest attention to porn if it weren't being forced on them by the dragon. Tony would like to avoid porn, but the dragon keeps forcing him to visit adult bookstores and certain websites. He is certainly not looking at that vile stuff of his own free will.


I was surprised to find that the Greek word translated as "fornication" actually is "porneia." I thought he just made it up.

4/27/2008 11:04:48 AM

Princess Rot

Septic, you shouldn't have said that. Now some fundie is going to try it, his Mom's gonna find it and think he has a girlfriend who leaves gay porn under the mattress!

4/27/2008 11:06:15 AM

anevilmeme

Vote for this guy please, the entertainment value of having this loon in congress would out weight any damage he might cause.

4/27/2008 11:19:05 AM

Illuminatalie

"The dragon is an international porn peddler."
What happens during the Year of the Dragon then? Do we all get paper cuts?

4/27/2008 12:11:30 PM



Historical research doesn't include FICTION.

4/27/2008 12:52:28 PM

Empress of Zind

Isn't this the guy who spoke at a neo-Nazi celebration for Hitler's birthday, and then was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that people thought he was a Nazi himself?

Why, yes it is!

4/27/2008 1:09:16 PM

solomongrundy

I suspect Tony Zirkle does his 'research' with one hand. Although I wish I could vote for this guy, his lunacy would keep me in lulz for years.

@Empress of Zind: I retract my second sentence (although the first still stands).

Tony Zirkle, standing. Definitely NOT a Nazi, he was just making a speech about kittens in front of a portrait of Hitler, between two Nazi flags.

4/27/2008 1:16:11 PM

tmr

Must be a Protestant fundie, doing all the interpreting on his own. The perks of such a way of interpretation is that you can make any phrase in the bible say any damn thing you want.

Regardless of lack of historical research. Historical research is much more than going back a few pages in the bible.

4/27/2008 1:51:23 PM

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