"Jesus WASN'T Italian or French or British or Thai or a Metrosexual, NO He was American. THAT'S WHY AMERICA IS UNDER GOD!!!"
Take it away, Al...:
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'God is British - because we never get any fucking earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes in Britain. And Jesus is British: he was born in Bethnal Green.'
'We don't have earthquakes in Britain, because we don't deserve 'em!'
'Obvious, it's obvious there's a fucking God; not only that, God is British, right? That's why - of course he is! - that's why we don't have earthquakes in this country. You don't shit on your own doorstep, do ya?!'
-Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
Nope, no hurricanes, earthquakes or tornadoes here. I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... superiority. >:D
1996: Olympic Park Bombing, Atlanta. 2013: Boston Marathon Bombings.
2012: London Olympics: nothing bad happens.. 2013: London Marathon. Nothing bad happens.
I live in Yorkshire, One failed True Christain. Commonly known as 'God's Own Country'. One city in Yorkshire (where I live): Hull. One of the Top 5 least religious cities in the UK. Again, no hurricanes, earthquakes or tornadoes here; unlike Oklahoma, in the religious midwest of America, eh...?!
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I think you have some explaining to do.
@GigaGuess
"And..*ahem*...WHERE is Jerusalem on a map?
Go on. I'll wait."
(*[i]sings[/i]*):
' And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
Bring me my Bow of burning gold:
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear! O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot(s) of fire.
(*insert film theme by Vangelis here*) X3
I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.'
The Pennines. The Dales. Yorkshire. 'God's Own Country', see thi' by 'eck, tha' knows! Q.E. and D. [/hyper-smartarse]
You fundies left here, did you not...?!
In Soviet Britain, God is under us. [/hyper-smartarse II]