Is it true that the Catholics claim the pope is inflammable?
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Inflammable.
Non-flammable?
I would like to see if the Pope is non-flammable.
The Pope lost all hope
Well, I'm a Catholic, and yes, I assume the Pope is inflammable, though it would be pretty funky if he wasn't.
"Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
Considering the fact that the pope is a human after all and that the catholic church during the medieval ages made thousands of successful experiments that proved the inflammability of humans we can conclude that the pope, too, must be inflammable
:D
Nope. During the height of the Black Death in Europe, a doctor recommended that one of the popes (I forget which) sit between two coal-burning braziers, thus to drive away the malevolent spirits that caused the plague.
That pope sat between those two fires, day in, day out, for years, and he never caught fire.
I dunno, check the label on the back of his neck.
P.S. if this isn't somebody joking around. Ho ... Lee ... shit, this is funny. This may go in my top five quotes of all time. Maybe just after 'Facts aren't always true you know'.
Infallible, not inflammable.
But yes, both are just as absurd.
Well, we never did try burning the Pope, so it's something we'd have to test.
Come to think of it, if you wanted to hide the fact that you're a warlock, the best thing to do would be Pope. No one'd ever suspect you were, in fact, a witch!
*pulls out a lighter*
Dunno. Let's test, shall we? FOR SCIENCE!
*Charges out of the room. Returns later.*
Apparently the Catholics do not appreciate people setting fire to the pope. Go figure.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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