My dd was watching animal planet last night, which generally has ok commercials on it.
But then a Chips Ahoy commercial came on where the cookie was singing, "If you think I'm s**y" luckily I was there and caught it but it's a cookie commercial. If you follow logically where the commercial is going it's pretty disgusting.
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COOKIE SEX!
Rule 34! I demand it!
You watch television? Oh my goodness; how can you do something so evil and humanistic?
Cabal, dd = dear daughter. ds = dear son. dh = dear husband.
I have never seen dw; apparently male fundies don't think their wives are dear. Actually, it's not just fundie; it started, I believe, in the mommy blogging sphere/ message board world as a way to keep real names private. Now it's pretty much a standard among women communicating with other women on the Internet.
"If you follow logically where the commercial is going it's pretty disgusting."
Where do you think that the commercial is "going," and why do you find it disgusting? Are you aware that cookies, as inanimate objects, cannot sing?
In Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, didn't Alice find a little cake with a note attached to it that said, "Eat Me"? This commercial is simply making a classic literary allusion. After all, we all know that baked goods are hot. (Especially tarts!)
"If you follow logically where the commercial is going it's pretty disgusting."
Sex with cookies?
Nah, sorry, didn't think that till you mentioned it. You have a sick mind if thats the first thing you think of.
Logically...you are a moron.
Though you have just put pretty disturbing images in my head, made me read more into a song and a commercial than was ever intended by man or god, and have instilled my feeble young-adult brain a desire for Cookie Pr0n. Good job!
What? You let your dd (dominated daughter?) watch Animal Planet??? Better but a stop to that! One of these days, a program on there will mention evolution, and then you'll have a far worse problem than sexy cookies.
@Princess Rot: I did, but only 'cause I know the song and the commercial. :-P
Animal sex comes up disturbingly frequently on Animal Planet for the commercials to be the most serious thing you're worried about.
I'll never forget the time I saw snake porn there. Garter snakes, if you didn't know, gather in groups sometimes up to hundreds of snakes, and have a gigantic orgy. I would not have known this if Animal Planet had not shown it to me. So unless you want your 'dd' to come up to you some afternoon and say, "Mommy, what are all those snakes doing?" you might want to monitor nature shows for more than a commercial where anthropomorphized cookies sing a song with the word 'sexy' in it.
I actually think females are sexy, not cookies.
And by 'follow logically', I assume you meant 'go down some bizarre slippery slope'?
I swear, some fundy must have gone through my apartment, found everything I own, found something to object to about it, and posted it to their nutty sites: my favorite TV shows, music, and now my favorite snack! This can't be a coincidence.
What is a dd?
A singing Cookie? Is this idolatry?
's**y'??????? What the fucking hell. Don't you Americans speak English anymore?
And exactly what did you catch? Can it be cured?
Sexy, right? That's what she means, right? We do understand that the language evolves, right? "Sexy" just means attractive anymore. I personally find cookies attractive in the sense that they look delicious.
@Ken1971: No puns! I will banish you from the interwebs if you do not cease and desist immediately!
@Cabal allow me to present you with the cipher
can't be bothered to write anymore, basically the "d" always stands for dear
his designated driver told him this!?
I thought writers meant shitty. Slutty cookies, oooh, fundies use that word all the time. Why is it okay to call a fellow human being that, but not a food?
Two points:
This is an adult woman who feels the need to censor the word "sexy" as if it were profanity. That's pretty sad.
Why is this woman allowing her daughter to watch a channel like Animal Planet in the first place? It's about science and things; isn't she afraid the kid might learn something?
The cookie is raptured at the end, doesn't that make you happy?
And really Animal Planet? Have you seen what it has on it?
Why did the moron self-censor the word "sexy"? Since when did sexy become a bad word? OMG, a chocolate chip cookie trying to seduce a claymation woman! Holy shit what is this world coming to?! See what teh gayz do? They make people think that cookies having sex with people is acceptable!
You know what's so hilarious? These idiots sit around and talk about how they never watch TV because it's so "evil" and yet they sit on the fucking internet all day long. Isn't the internet worse than television in terms of modesty and propriety?
Rule 34 on Chips Ahoy, anybody??
Just a tip if you don't know what Rule 34 is and need to google it, do it at work/school etc. ;)
Animal Planet, huh? There's a pretty good chance of seeing animals having sex at least once a day, there, and you have a problem with a cookie commercial?
I followed logically where the commercial was going, and it made me hungry.
@Septic Sceptic:
I love Rule 34.
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