Quote# 39574

Stay tuned for the earthquake that California has coming. Those fags are turning this country into Sodom and Gommorrah. Remember what happened to those places when God Himself got through with them? That is going to happen to the USA if this perversion is not stopped dead in its tracks and Now. It's all in the Bible so read it and weep! I have and I take it darned seriously. These people need to be turned away from that sick lifestyle.

caseyjim, Subchat 54 Comments [5/19/2008 4:49:23 PM]
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Better be careful or we'll end up like Iceland:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/18/iceland

5/19/2008 4:56:10 PM

Epic Wolf

Ahh. Don't you just love how these fundies relish so happily in natural disasters killing thousands? Including those who have nothing to do with what they're condemning? Seems their god doesn't care much about collateral damage.
He could just come down himself and say "I don't like this", instead of sending death. Of course, that wouldn't be anything like their god at all.
Convert or die!

5/19/2008 4:58:33 PM

Bryan65

Thank you for that truckload of bullshit, Jethro.

It's great that fundies jackoff to the death and sufferring of innocent people.

5/19/2008 5:00:58 PM

LordJiro

And when the next earthquake of any decent magnitude hits Cali, you just know the fundies will take credit.

5/19/2008 5:08:16 PM

Mike

Christianity is a death cult.

5/19/2008 5:13:56 PM

aaa

Earthquakes in California? Unheard of!

5/19/2008 5:14:28 PM

Pyroclasm

Yeah, it couldn't be the fucking San Andreas fault. It's got the be the queers! That makes perfect sense!

Dumbass.

5/19/2008 5:15:02 PM

Monty

Did you also read that "judge not lest ye be judged" part?

5/19/2008 5:18:41 PM

Monty

Did you also read that "judge not lest ye be judged" part?

5/19/2008 5:19:38 PM

Funnyguts

#539812: Rock on, Scandinavia and areas I equate with the Scandinavian lifestyle.

5/19/2008 5:20:12 PM

Septic Sceptic

Hoo boy, you better believe it! California sure has a big quake coming! The only question is, where is it going to hit? I'd say maybe Japan; this is a major sin, so God is going to be aiming super-carefully and won't miss by much. Heck, who knows, if he really tries, he may even get the right continent and nail Hawaii.

5/19/2008 5:20:18 PM

Lunalelle

Of course California has an earthquake coming. It's on a fault line, you idiot!

5/19/2008 5:23:32 PM

Viva

If i weep when i read the bible it's because i realise that there are people that believe in it.

5/19/2008 5:25:50 PM

Alfred

Yeah, I heard that your god was actually going to use Cyclone Nargis to crush California a few weeks ago to postpone this ruling; he just missed by about 8,000 miles and hit Burma instead. But of course he's still infallible, omnipotent, perfect, etc.

5/19/2008 5:28:51 PM

tmr

We're all waiting. Fundies have been saying such things for generations. And, we've all be waiting, for generations.

Coincidence?

5/19/2008 5:34:09 PM

Mister Spak

"Stay tuned for the earthquake that California has coming. "

Is that a tornado I see heading for your mobile home?

5/19/2008 5:40:37 PM

moose

I won't be surprised when some random seismic activity pops up, and the fundietards out there will go nuts blaming natural geologic processes on gay marriage.

5/19/2008 5:47:09 PM

Dr. Quasius

So when the inevitable major earthquake strikes California, these fucktards are going to claim it was because of the gays and say "I told you so"?

5/19/2008 5:47:35 PM

cool cats

Like earthquakes have never happened in California before.

5/19/2008 5:49:23 PM

Doctor Whom

Here's what else is in the Bible: Every prophet with a less than 100% success rate is to be put to death. You'd better hope you're right.

5/19/2008 6:01:14 PM

Berny

Almost three years ago, the right to same-sex marriage was enshrined in Canadian law.
Retards like you predicted the end of Canadian society as we knew it.
Nothing happened. No plagues of locusts. No fire and brimstone. In fact, our economy is doing better than yours.
If your god is pissed off with anybody, it isn't with us.
It looks to me like Californians are simply waking up to reality.
Too bad you and other fundies can't do the same.

5/19/2008 6:10:08 PM

DavidS

"..into Sodom and Gommorrah."

So are you saying to prevent an earthquake, whore out your daughters?

5/19/2008 6:13:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Damn

So what did China do?

5/19/2008 6:15:23 PM

Brenz

What's sad is seismologists are predicting the big one in the next couple decades, and on top of the tragedy, we'll have to deal with more head-nodding Falwells.

5/19/2008 6:16:09 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Uggghh...the worst and most severe consequence of this California ordeal is that there has been a massive influx of fundies who will not stop bitching about it. We get it, you're severe homophobes that try to disguise your hatred with concerns for "morality" and the "sanctity of marriage". Give it up. We know that you really just are horrified at the idea of man-on-man action and base your entire political ideology around that fact.

Grow up.

5/19/2008 6:22:57 PM

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