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Maybe I'm krazy but has anyone ever thought of leaving left behind notes/letters on their person. Such as "if you find my clothes here, and/or saw me disappear, I was raptured by Jesus Christ...." or do you think or clothes will go with us or be left behind like they are in the movies?

The Red Aaron, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [5/27/2008 8:38:24 AM]
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Cymro

Nakedness!? SIIIIIIIIIN!

5/27/2008 9:02:45 AM

Paschal Wagner

You're krazy.

5/27/2008 9:29:38 AM

inmate22841

Or maybe fuck-all will happen you banjo playing hick.

(Sorry, I have to paint my house today and I am not in a good mood about it.)

5/27/2008 9:32:50 AM

Pepupapi

What movies? Give Bible verse or it's heresy.

5/27/2008 9:38:50 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

"if you find my clothes here...I'm busy with someone. Don't go in my bedroom."

5/27/2008 9:54:38 AM

MysticalChicken

Ooh! This makes me want to lay some clothes out in the generic shape of a person on an RR forum member's lawn, tack a note like that to the shirt, and watch the fun when the RR-tard comes out of his house.

5/27/2008 10:11:14 AM

pieguy259

"I was raptured by jesus Christ. He raptured me all night long. It was amazing."

5/27/2008 10:19:47 AM

anevilmeme

Fundies remind me of the kids back in 8th grade that took D & D so seriously it warped their perception of reality.

5/27/2008 10:33:46 AM

Illuminatalie

When you're in heaven having some big naked orgy, the last thing on your mind will be your old clothes. You'll see.

5/27/2008 10:34:32 AM

Mister Spak

Heaven will be full of naked people? Is god making porn films?

5/27/2008 11:07:57 AM

nintendofreakgcn

I initially read "raptured by Jesus Christ" as "raped by Jesus Christ."

5/27/2008 11:11:08 AM

BlackMageJ

There's an easy way to check if you're 'krazy' [sic].

1) Have you ever posted on Rapture Ready?

If you answered 'yes', then you do not have a 1:1 relationship with reality.

5/27/2008 11:12:08 AM

Comicartist

I love it when they start they're quotes with "Maybe I'm crazy but..." It's simply too easy.

5/27/2008 11:17:14 AM

Eden

Oh Lord, please come and rapture me. I want it desperately

:D

5/27/2008 11:18:36 AM

Darn

Ok ... most of you rapture addicts belong in a comedy ...

but you take the cake ... you are prime material for a farce

And to have the temerity to begin with "Maybe I'm Krazy" ... :D

No maybe about it ....
You're nuts, bonkers, looney, a twit, round the bend and an utter idiot who make's D.P Gumby look like a brain surgeon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA

5/27/2008 11:46:13 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Not only are you krazy; you are also knuts.

Now, don't you feel phoolish for asking?

5/27/2008 12:17:12 PM

Frege

So Jeebus is collecting carcasses?


No, but seriously.
If you beleive God created you, then he has already fondled your dong/dingette.

5/27/2008 12:24:42 PM

D4vidH4mm3r

Crazy? Hell yeah! Does it mean, that the other RR fundies won't think the same? Nope - they're batshit insane too!

5/27/2008 12:33:21 PM

Freboy

In the movies...

Read a book will you? Even the bible will do.

5/27/2008 12:36:52 PM

docfred

"I was raptured by Jesus Christ and all that's left is this lousy T-shirt"

5/27/2008 12:56:30 PM

Dogmeat

MysticalChicken wins, now I want to try that.

5/27/2008 1:05:24 PM

Xotan

Does Jesus spell crazy with a 'k' now? This must link him to the KKK! WOW!

5/27/2008 1:13:30 PM

aaa

Yer madder than a bass player on a horsebox!

5/27/2008 1:25:49 PM



These people really have this little to do with their time?

5/27/2008 1:32:00 PM

DW

FUCK ME! YOUR SO CRAZY YOU SPELL CRAZY WITH A MOTHERFUCKING K, YOU KRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/27/2008 1:49:35 PM

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