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6/4/2008 1:34:48 AM
So she was possessed by things from hell because of aliens? Someone explain this to me. I REALLY don't get what this person is trying to say.
6/4/2008 1:35:49 AM
Wow. Murder/suicide... Demons... Aliens... Witchcraft... And a baptist minister. Just another day in fundyville.
Why the fuck do we have to share our planet with these douche-nozzles?
6/4/2008 1:38:07 AM
Sounds like an episode of the X(tian) files.
6/4/2008 1:43:36 AM
How the fuck do those things even connect?!
6/4/2008 1:44:44 AM
"I guess she had many problems through her young life and then when she was about 19 her mother killed her in what was called a murder suicide, that took place in the home of the family on the church grounds the father and husband was a baptist minister."
The worst part is I don't think they'll ever make a connection between all of that.
6/4/2008 1:45:50 AM
A girl murdered by her own mother who then went and kill herself, a tragedy with "why" as a question begging to be answered.
However, I don't think the girl becoming possessed by aliens from hell is a good answer.
6/4/2008 1:49:17 AM
@ Selkie: Like that episode where the crazy guy writes a screenplay about an alien taking him into "Inner Space", where people's souls find peace when they die. If of course, they can avoid the lavamen.
6/4/2008 1:54:39 AM
When fundies' bizarre beliefs lead to murder the line has been crossed. Freedom of religion does not include freedom to murder someone you believe is possessed.
6/4/2008 1:57:01 AM
One has nothing to do with the other.
6/4/2008 1:59:00 AM
Barking loonies, truely.
6/4/2008 2:06:17 AM
Gerasene Demoniac -- Lavamen or...Crab People? Obviously not only the fundie family, but the planet and all its singing birds had a very close call.
6/4/2008 2:08:41 AM
I thought that the Catholic Church accepted aliens as "God's creatures"?
6/4/2008 2:13:02 AM
"I think the people that are really buying into the whole thing, and actually think these entities are from another planet will find what they are looking for."
Well, the only other possible place they could be from that I can think of off hand is another dimension or, possibly, another universe. Given that neither of those is certain to exist or harbor life and both unnecessarily complicate matters, Occam's Razor would dictate that they come from another planet.
"Just like the occult if an unsaved person goes looking for it they will find it."
Well, it's not terribly hard to find. It's not like they hide it or anything. I mean, you can go to any bookstore and find all kinds of interesting stuff. For instance, just the other day I saw a necromancy text that's purported to have been a 14th century grimoire.
"I had a second cousin who was somehow as a child taken from a relatives home and became possesed, I guess she had many problems through her young life and then when she was about 19 her mother killed her in what was called a murder suicide, that took place in the home of the family on the church grounds the father and husband was a baptist minister."
I hope you don't use that story when attempting to gain converts to you cult. I can't imagine it would be too effective.
"Whatever she became in that home that day her mother evidently had to kill , so yeah I believe these aliens are straight out of hell."
6/4/2008 2:45:31 AM
Periods. Use them.
6/4/2008 2:55:30 AM
And how is this related to the price of tea in China?
6/4/2008 2:58:09 AM
I believe what the poor little sod is TRYING (and failing) to say is that aliens are actually demons...
I think. Who knows. The lot of them are batshit insane.
6/4/2008 3:18:50 AM
Blaming the victim for being murdered instaead of acknowledging the murderous mother was a crazy bugfuck loon who should have been getting psychiatric help. No wonder she was removed from her mother as a child. Pity she was ever given back.
6/4/2008 3:20:37 AM
Sounds like the mother had some major problems, and that religion didn't help her much.
Why blame the poor aliens?
6/4/2008 4:08:06 AM
Sheik yer Bouti
Sounds like the mother was an evil murdering cunt.
I wanna lay it on fundies, but I have no evidence.
6/4/2008 4:20:45 AM
What the Hell?!?
6/4/2008 4:28:54 AM
Whoa... whole new level of crazy, there!
6/4/2008 5:54:25 AM
They were all going to laugh at her anyway.
6/4/2008 6:32:32 AM
Sounds like a nice Christian home you've got there.
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