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In addition, Darwin was a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. Do you want your kids to learn theorys by a raging HOMO? Fags want to insert there penises into other mens anuses. Is that what you want taught in public schools? Sounds like it to me. Have fun in hell.

C. David Parsons, Splendid Elles 91 Comments [6/4/2008 2:31:40 AM]
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#526116
Beeblebrox

In addition, Darwin was a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.

Based on my overall impression of the era Darwin lived in makes me doubt he ever "flamed". If he was a homosexual it wouldn't change my attitude toward him in the least. He was one of the great minds of the 1800s.

Do you want your kids to learn theorys by a raging HOMO?

I'm having a tough time finding a way to bridge the disconnect between Darwin's alleged bedroom activities and the validity of his work. Perhaps you could help me with this by telling me, in intimate detail, how your heterosexuality affects your professional life.

Fags want to insert there penises into other mens anuses.

Not all of them apparently. I reliably informed by people in the know that a considerable portion of the gay male population does not engage in anal sex but instead relies on oral sex as their primary source of sexual pleasure.

Is that what you want taught in public schools?

Do you?

Have fun in hell.

You too.

6/4/2008 4:14:00 AM

#526123
Dharmabum

It's like a Reese's commercial:

"Hey, you got rampant homophobia in my flagrant disregard for science ..."

"Hey, you got complete scientific illiteracy in my gay bashing ..."

6/4/2008 4:17:55 AM

#526124
Beeblebrox

Dharmabum

#559378


2008-Jun-04 04:17 AM

It's like a Reese's commercial:

"Hey, you got rampant homophobia in my flagrant disregard for science ..."

"Hey, you got complete scientific illiteracy in my gay bashing ..."


Caffeine Free Diet Coke just squirted out of my nose.

6/4/2008 4:20:02 AM

#526135
Fanatic-Templar

Ban the King James Bible.

6/4/2008 4:29:34 AM

#526153
Iason Ouabache

It's gotta be a Poe. There is no way that anyways is this stupid.

6/4/2008 4:45:00 AM

#526178
Eden

Of course, all people who publish things that interfere with their literal interpretation of the bible must be either atheists or homosexuals :D

6/4/2008 5:05:28 AM

#526182
shriekback

Oh no, not bang bang bang in anoos!!!

6/4/2008 5:12:45 AM

#526188
SWGM

I WISH I had gotten a class about gay sex in my public high school. Maybe I wouldn't have fallen asleep in class so often.

6/4/2008 5:17:54 AM

#526202
BCD

I don't think that there is much evidence or even rumor that Darwin was a homosexual.

King James, on the other hand.......

6/4/2008 5:38:09 AM

#526212
Dharmabum

@ Beebelbrox

You're welcome ...

6/4/2008 5:49:06 AM

#526219
WMDKitty

You can't attack his theories and ideas without looking stupid, so now you just call him a flaming faggot. Nice ad-hominem, there.

6/4/2008 5:56:14 AM

#526238
anonymous_troy

Well I had this whole comment about something but I can't quite organize my thoughts right now.

Argument ad hominem.

6/4/2008 6:25:48 AM

#526254
Jérôme ^

Actually, there is more from this Parsons on the linked page: there is an excellent rant where he explains that to attack Darwinism, one must first falsify quantum physics (!).

6/4/2008 6:38:43 AM

#526339
Jaces Ci

Why do they always forget the lesbians/bisexual women? They dont have penises (although they do have anuses!)

6/4/2008 7:45:45 AM

#526389
Darn

So what?

Even if he had been the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, his 'Theory of Evolution' is still a valid theory explaining quite nicely the origins of species.

But ofcourse he wasn't the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, as we all know that the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is extremely stupid, so mind-bogglingly stupid infact, that it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. ... now where did I leave my towel ???

BTW as Hell is by your own accord void of stupid people like you, it must be a lot better place the Earth.... or heaven. i.e. having fun there won't be much of a problem.

6/4/2008 9:23:01 AM

#526394
aaa

Slingin' mud.

6/4/2008 9:32:39 AM

#526403
Brain_In_A_Jar

I notice that you are operating a computer. Ever heard of Alan Turing?

6/4/2008 9:38:27 AM

#526405
DevNull

You know the computer you used to post your bullshit, well, urm, I'm not sure how to put this but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_turing

Please leave the internet NOW, or your computer will rape you.

6/4/2008 9:49:55 AM

#526410
Jud

You're bringing up penises, (closeted) faggot. STFU.

6/4/2008 10:04:00 AM

#526444
tmr

There isn't anything confirming this statement; can you provide a source please.

And, his sexual preference had nothing to do with his scientific study. The two always have been and always will be mutually exclusive.

6/4/2008 10:22:26 AM

#526459
anevilmeme

When you can't attack the theory, attack the person behind it.

6/4/2008 10:31:28 AM

#526468
The_king901

Someone just kills this nutsheads belifes with some logic fast!! I think he`s melting my brain!!

6/4/2008 10:36:27 AM

#526518
James

Alan Turing was gay too. Burn your computer and never get a new one.

6/4/2008 11:16:13 AM

#526525
joeyknuccione

Wow, lets just say for the sake of argument that darwin was a homosexual. That does not refute the theory he came up with, does it?

Your tone is clearly indicative of a RAGING LUNATIC. You can't disprove the theory, so you try, but fail, to attack the messenger.

Folks like you deserve all the pain your hatred brings you.

6/4/2008 11:20:30 AM

#526530
joeyknuccione

And the winner is....

Dharmabum


6/4/2008 11:22:49 AM
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