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#529048
Mark
I doubt the whole thread is filled with poes, these people are fucking bat-shit crazy.
6/5/2008 10:30:15 PM
#529049
Roxas
This is just depressing.
Poor kid.
6/5/2008 10:30:37 PM
#529073
CeilingCat
Oh goody, now maybe he'll start doing drugs! Or shoot up his school! Way to go, ma, you fucktard!
6/5/2008 10:43:55 PM
#529077
...
Unintended consequence hits again. The fundies are great at predicting all sorts of slippery slopes for views and opinions they don't like, such as gay marriage and atheism. You'd have thought they'd apply them to their own attitudes, too. Apparently not.
6/5/2008 10:45:07 PM
#529085
kingoftheheavies
I just looked outside, and still no rapture. Please go to the closet, get one of your blood-thirsty husband's guns, (yes, we know) put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger. It's not too late to save your family and the world from you.
6/5/2008 10:49:21 PM
#529093
FundieBasher
Yes, Daisy Lane, death cults do have a funny way of fucking with kids' heads. He's DEPRESSED because you've basically convinced him that the world he knows is going to end any second, that people he loves will likely end up in hell, and that there really IS no point.
You made your bed, now you get to lie in it. I suggest getting this kid some therapy.
6/5/2008 10:51:23 PM
#529118
crazyroper
Ahh good job...you turned your son into a nihilist.
6/5/2008 10:58:46 PM
#529128
Thinking Allowed
Congratulations Daisy, you're seeing the fruit of your handywork.
6/5/2008 11:02:42 PM
#529132
oidhche
Congratulations, asshole.
6/5/2008 11:04:41 PM
#529137
Bryan65
Just wait til your son finds out that there won't be a Rapture.
Hide the knives.
6/5/2008 11:08:13 PM
#529141
Selkie
In the immortal words of Homer, "D'oh!"
6/5/2008 11:09:16 PM
#529160
Old Viking
Ah, religion. Brightening the world, making life meaningful.
6/5/2008 11:16:59 PM
#529220
^light^
This is awesome - perhaps I should not find it funny, but I am enjoying it. You got exactly what you wanted... Now what? :)
6/5/2008 11:46:42 PM
#529239
DW
Great way to fuck up your kids future, he could have had all the makings of a great doctor or lawyer now he is destined to flip burgers!
6/5/2008 11:50:37 PM
#529246
shriekback
Nice going. You turned a potential future rocket scientist into another burger flipper.
(dammit, DW took the words out of my mouth)
6/5/2008 11:52:39 PM
#529256
Eden
Congratulations,
you turned your son from a potential brilliant university graduate who could earn good money to a potential burger flipper or plate washer at Mac Donalds.
Cannot blame your son, as Stardrake already said, your son just drew the logical conclusion from your belief that the rapture might happen within the next years.
No need for good grades in this case (if the rapture were real) but rather need for making sure that you are one of those who ascend to heaven when the rapture happens.
Sad for you that you´ll see that even in the next decades no rapture will happen (but your son nevertheless probably will stay a burger flipper ;) )
6/5/2008 11:55:03 PM
#529357
Osiris
Way to go asshole.
6/6/2008 12:26:12 AM
#529373
RavenWood
Parenting phail...
6/6/2008 12:30:16 AM
#529441
Max
This woman should be dragged off to a prison somewhere. Her parenting skills are obviously abysmal, and she simply doesn't have the mental capacity nor the psychological stability conducive to child-rearing.
In short, the woman is a fuckstick.
6/6/2008 12:49:01 AM
#529478
Mling
Why? Sounds like he understands the belief perfectly well. If the world is going to end tomorrow, what exactly *is* the point of doing homework?
6/6/2008 1:01:43 AM
#529523
ozznova
This is the way I felt in high school.
Fuck you, Jack van Impe. Yeah, I blame you.
6/6/2008 1:21:54 AM
#529539
justin
Wow, what a cunt. Now her son is royally fucked, irregardless of needing therapy, when, and now I guess she has almost certainly made it an if, he applies to college, all that they will see will be the products of his mother's warped and fatalistic worldview. Bitch, your life is probably an essay in how to best fail at existence, and you have succeeded in extending this to the lives of the people you love* most. Congratulations. Perhaps you should get him therapy before he kills himself, or give up for adoption to sane, educated parents.
*As the personhood of fundies is questionable, I'm not sure if the emotion they feel their family members can be called love. More like "It will be extra awesome when my blood god flies out of the sky and blasts them out of existence".
6/6/2008 1:31:20 AM
#529540
Rorschach
Congrats, dickhead
You just made a normal kid into a manic-depressive nut
6/6/2008 1:34:14 AM
#529621
Nutz
that'll happen when you convince young people that the world is going to end soon. He's gonna have a tough time before he realizes you're full of shit and changes his priorities.
6/6/2008 2:21:43 AM
#529673
Horsefeathers
"He lost all interest in doing his school work. Basically, his attitude is...why bother."
Seems a reasonable position to take when told that you have very little time before god himself shows up and whisks you off to heaven. Hell, if I bought into it I'd do the exact same thing and accuse anyone who didn't of not truly believing the Rapture was imminent.
6/6/2008 2:50:34 AM
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