Quote# 40474

" Do not be deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor male prostitutes, NOR HOMOSEXUALS.....shall inherit the kingdom of God" ...... And such were some of you; but you were washed, but you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God". (I Corin. 6:9-11)

You can be set free from this demonic sin through the power of Jesus Christ. Many homosexuals have been completely set free to live a holy life through the power of Jesus Christ.

Rev Albert Einstein, Yahoo!Answers Religion & Spirituality section 27 Comments [6/6/2008 2:29:05 AM]
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kingoftheheavies

Go fuck yourself.

6/6/2008 2:32:45 AM

Mayhem

You can keep your bloody kingdom of your bloody god.

6/6/2008 2:32:51 AM

RavenWood

Means nothing to those who don't worship your book of fables.

6/6/2008 2:34:20 AM

fredrick

Leave Jesus out of your bigotry.

6/6/2008 2:36:51 AM

Stardrake

And leave Albert Einstein out of it, too!

6/6/2008 2:48:11 AM

clockworkgirl21

*redneck accent*

Amen, praise the lord.

6/6/2008 2:52:43 AM

Nutz

0 and many are not synonomous!

6/6/2008 2:53:35 AM

ozznova

I don't want the damn Kingdom of God, too many bloody Mormons in it.

Watch South Park and you will know I am speaking the truth.

6/6/2008 3:06:24 AM

Detrs

Quick question, what did your bible say before that word was coined?

Now tell me that the bible is error free.

Fuckwit.

6/6/2008 3:12:09 AM

agentCDE

Completely set free, yeah. Suuure.

6/6/2008 3:15:35 AM



DIAZI

(die in a zombie invasion)

6/6/2008 3:46:07 AM

Old Viking

(a) There was no Jesus Christ.

(b) If there had been I doubt if his power would have squeezed a fart out if a bean-eater.

6/6/2008 3:50:19 AM

Rubyfruit

No, many homosexuals have been consigned to life in the closet.

Also, clearly, they placed emphasis on the wrong syllable, because I'm bisexual.

6/6/2008 3:50:19 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Many homosexuals have been completely set free to live a holy life through the power of Jesus Christ."

No. No they have not.

6/6/2008 4:07:16 AM

dpareja

563109: Will the Zombie Invasion be led by Zombie Jesus?

6/6/2008 4:29:54 AM

Antichrist

So if I started preaching the diamond sutra to you, would you care? No? Then why should I give a fuck about your bible?

6/6/2008 6:30:18 AM

Jud

The word homosexual did not exist at the time.

Fundie, you need to learn to speak the language of your "gospels" or at least, buy a mother fucking vowel.

6/6/2008 8:42:39 AM

aaa

Are you making this shit at the spot?

6/6/2008 9:11:14 AM

xplicit_UK

For starters, these are the words of Paul, not Jesus, and we all know that Paul was a sexually repressed individual, both regarding females and males.

Secondly, as a "Reverend" you should be aware that the New Testament wasn't written in English (gasp!!) but that you're looking at a translation from the Greek original. I only bring this up, because the word in question, "??se?????ta?" (arsenokoitai), is ambivalent (to say the least), both in its intended meaning as well as context. While its roughly literal translation as "male-bedders" can be construed as including all male homosexuals, a strong case can also be made (from context) that it only relates to men who use the services of male prostitutes, or men who have unconsenting sex with other, or underage, men.

Just thought I'd bring that up, because for someone who adorns himself with the name of one of the greatest scientists to ever have lived, you apparently have fuck all clue what you're talking about...

6/6/2008 11:17:49 AM

Princess Rot

Rev Albert Einstein? I call Poe, and a bad one at that.

6/6/2008 2:11:24 PM

Grigadil

You don't need to pay any attention to anything Paul wrote. He wasn't a Christian.

I watched the movie Young Einstein once. I don't think Dumb Einstein will break any box-office records either.

-Jesus Christ, Master of teh Ghey

6/6/2008 2:51:12 PM

tmr

Yet, many have not. How do you explain that?

6/6/2008 4:09:44 PM

Lefty Link

You need to change that fucking username.

6/6/2008 8:29:07 PM

raikun12

you hear that kids! no sex or you don't get the magic kingdom!

6/9/2008 3:14:25 AM

Dagger

... male prostitutes? So the female ones are in the clear?

6/9/2008 3:35:50 AM

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