The questions about Barack Obama just keep coming. This guy is dirty. He’s also not just a lefty but an America hater. Was that gaffe regarding 57 states a mistake? Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?
Don’t vote for this guy!
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No one said anything about 57 states. There are, however, more than 50 territories. DC is a territory unto itself; ever hear them say "the fifty states and the District of Columbia"? Puerto Rico is not a state, it is a territory. There's also Guam and the US Virgin Islands. I don't know them all and don't claim to. But, whatever you are referring to, I am sure they did not use the word "states"; they used a phrase indicating the number of primaries held in states and territories.
So, you are the one making mistakes. Therefore, you must be the one that hates America. If you loved it, you'd know that there are territories as well as states.
The name "Bert Wheeler" has 11 letters in it. Add that to 2008, and you get 2019, which is 2018 plus 1, 18 is 6 + 6 + 6, or 666...the number of the beast.
Obviously, this means that, Bert Wheeler will reveal himself to be the antichrist in 2019!
Now, to put this into some nifty quatrain...
57, hmmm, the same number of varieties Heinz ketchup claims, HEINZ = Kerry's wife -
the same number of communists in congress (Manch. Candidate) - and I once knew a guy who drove ----
a '57 CHEVY!!!!
coincidence? G-d moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform.
Help, help - the Paranoids are after me!
Oh, yes, don't vote for Obama because of his policies, his positions on certain issues, his political background, or because you're a staunch Republican. Nope, you shouldn't vote for him because he's secretly a Muslim terrorist. Gotta love the reasoning behind this.
Obama: How can I worship Allah without the American people knowing about it? I know - there are 57 Islamic states in the world, so I'll just slip in this comment about 57 states. Allah will get the reference, but it'll go over the heads of the dumb American Christians.
Wheeler: Aha! Thought you'd get away with it, did you? Well, your little game is exposed!
"Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?"
Uhh sure.
And that Bump to his wife was a secret Jihadist hand shake.
And Rachel Ray's scarf in that Dunkins Donuts commercial was a message to destroy Israel.
No, you're not crazy. The voices in your head say you're not.
"What is with the Islamic states bit? That just makes no sense at all."
All I've got is Obama said something about having visited X states on the campaign trail and having Y to go, where X+Y>50, so ZOMG!!
And I am crumduggered with bogglement that in a campaign season so thick and full of dogwhistles, the only one this guy catches is the one that isn't actually there.
Follow the links, they also make a big deal about him being known as Barry as a child and he won't release his birth certificate to the public.
I'm sure he won't release his SSN either, the bastard!
Edit:
Once upon a time, leftys were considered evil. My brother was forced to write with his right hand from childhood. He is now ambidextrous. Seems to come from the same school that says red-headed children should be drowned and birth marks are a sign of the beast.
Obviously it's a reference to Passanger 57, becuase, like Wesley Snipes, Obama will kick your limy white ass.
Yes, the gaffe regarding 57 states was a mistake. I'm pretty sure that Obama meant to say '47' -- not that he was referring to "the number of recognized Islamic states in the world". Because I'm pretty sure there aren't 57 Islamic states. I had a family member tell me this utter nonsense a few weeks ago. That number just sounded wrong, so I looked up how many officially Islamic countries there were. It was less than 57! Where on earth are the wing-nuts getting that number?
Was that gaffe regarding 57 states a mistake? Isn’t 57 the number of recognized Islamic states in the world?
What about the gaffe of Sarah Palin that the USA is allied with North Korea? This proves beyond doubt that Sarah Palin is secretly a communist, and wants to change the USA into a stalinist dictatorship ;->
"Barack Obama just keep coming."
I bet you do the same about him too, you dirty little closeted horn dog, you:
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Otherwise, you'd simply accept the simple fact that he was dult & democratically elected as per your own Constitution, and he's in the White House. So deal with it, already.
"This guy is dirty."
See what I mean?! Freud was right all along about you lot. And not just you & your Teabagger Neocunt ilk's obsession with teh gheys, neither.
You subconsciously have wet dreams about him giving you some Barack-ing 57 times you dirty little slut; don't deny it.
>:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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